The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.

All joking aside. If this God guy really does love us, he's got a funny fucking way of showing it

Reform, in a nutshell.

I have spent most of the last 30 years working in social care. I work with adults who have learning disabilities and are seriously autistic. I love my job and I love the people I work for. I wouldn't change it for the world. Having said that. This is the most retarded thing I have ever fucking seen

This week, Mr Pip has barked at Fortnum and Mason Seraphim Judah Ben-Hur Spigots Galoshes A specific Shopping trolley Turkish delight A rain dirty valley Lumbar punctures Leaf spring suspension Lucius Cornelius Sulla Threepenny bits Bile Dreadnoughts Flanges and Throckmorton.

Jeff's having a typically furious one again, today. Ironically, he's one of the people who keep me sane. It's nice to know you're not alone.

The most interesting part of this story isn’t that the pipe bomber is MAGA. That was blatantly obvious. What should interest folks is that the FBI and DoJ hid that fact from you, and still haven’t made a statement. This info is coming from sources on the condition of anonymity.

"So, nothing from the allied side?"

How long before Europe takes this war (Russia is At War with us) to Vladimir's front door?

Your occasional reminder that Nigel Farage is a complete and utter cunt. How dare he mention corruption when we all know that he's working for the enemy of democratic principles? Wanker. Corrupt Wanker. Racist Corrupt Wanker. No Nazis. Not now. Not ever. #russia #ukraine #slavaukraini

If you want your Bluesky to be a bit sillier, you could do worse than follow the #totp hashtag. And if you like gentle nostalgia and hauntological things, there is a whole bunch of us follow the wonderful @bobfischer.bsky.social I'm biased, but I think it’s the nicest corner of the internet 🙂

The Irish are only neutral until they aren't. Any history buffs out there?

I often wonder why Popper's Paradox is described as thus. This isn't a discussion. No Nazis. Not once, not ever.

Nice Oil Refinery you've got there. It would be a shame if something were to happ... 💥🔥 Oops ✊🇺🇦

Given that 28 people have accused Fauxrage of much the same thing, this is going to be interesting...

A Champion knows how to start the day...

An excruciatingly miserable #FuckOffFriday to all who celebrate

OTD in 2021 my parody embassy in DC informed us that US claims on Russia's plans to invade Ukraine proved to be false. Which is why you can believe we want peace now

OTD in 1994 Russia signed the Budapest memo, guaranteeing Ukraine's territorial integrity in exchange for their nukes, 44 Ukrainian Tu-22 heavy bombers and 1,068 Kh-55 cruise missiles. Which have been fired at Ukraine in this war.

Anyone defending execution as a reasonable punishment for drug smuggling is a Nazi. Pass it on.

The irony is that they're generally pretty placid

Is that £9million… Russian money?

No Fascists. Not once. Not ever.

Nigel Farage says he will boycott the BBC, until the next time he is invited onto Question Time or Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg

The only reason the Minsk agreements were needed was cos Russia wouldn't follow UN Charter 45 Nuclear NPT 70 Helsinki Accords 75 Paris Charter 90 Belovezha Accords 92 Budapest Memo 94 Black Sea Fleet Treaty 97 Friendship Treaty 98 Treaty on Azov Sea & Kerch Strait ‘03 Karkiv pact 10 And others.

His mechanism's gone!

I'm reposting this before I've even read it. Why? Because Angry Jeff feels like the embodiment of everything I want to say, but am too tired and fucked off to say, myself. That's why. Anyway, what Jeff said...

It's 4pm and I just got out of bed. #lifegoals

I grew up watching The Black and White Minstrel Show, Alf Garnett and It Ain't Half Hot Mum Didn't turn out to be a racist

Farage not happy Labour delaying some mayoral elections. He said and I quote: "l have to say personally I increasingly hold the individuals that run this government with absolute and total contempt" Funnily enough Farage that’s what most of us think of you and your racist followers!

Crypto. It's like money, only for con artists and mugs. Thank you for attending. I will not be taking any questions.

Fucking Traitors 🖕🇺🇸 🖕🇷🇺 ✊🇺🇦

Please add "puppy killers" to your proposed travel ban. WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.

This is beyond insanity...

Trump’s falling asleep while waiting for an update on the Batman problem

Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots

According to the US Coast Guard, the year prior to Trump changing our policy to summary execution, only 21% of the vessels interdicted by them off the coast of Venezuela suspected of trafficking drugs had drugs on board. The other 79% had nothing. But now we just kill them all.

Any history buffs out there? 😂

“Like all recent occupants of No 11, Rachel Reeves is struggling to inject growth into a moribund economy. In a break with predecessors, she has belatedly pointed the finger at Brexit and was right to do so.”

The PM singled out Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, who have both called for the UK to leave the ECHR and Zack Polanski, who wants to leave NATO. Leaving the ECHR is absurd and leaving NATO is a bonkers idea at any time let alone when we have war in Europe! news.sky.com/story/china-...

Sweardle day 1428 4/4 ⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 sweardle.com Only just!

In case you needed even more motivation to vote in the Midterm elections... #AccountabilityIsComing

Makes you think, doesn't it?

HOLY SHIT! REPORTERS ASKED PREZNIT FUCKWIT WHY HE WAS PARDONING A DRUG TRAFFICKER AND ONCE AGAIN THE DEMENTED FOOL HAD NO IDEA WHO THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT. ALL THAT AND THE SUNDAY ROUNDUP IN MY LATEST VERY POWERFUL POST THAT FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR READING, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/442CTf8

You stare into The Abyss, you scream into The Void. Please do not scream into The Abyss.

The absolute state of the BBC news just now - which seems determined to drag the government down over the budget. Where was all this attention to minute detail and concern for absolute accuracy when the Tories were lying their way through their chaotic reign for 14 years? It's frankly absurd.

"REEVES MISLED PARLIAMENT AND MUST GO" screams party that spent 14 years in power, lying out of every orifice and laughing when called out for it.