FFS America - Jane Fonda...? She was busy with this kind of stuff 50 years ago! She probably doesn't want the responsibility at a stage of life when someone should be spoiling the grandkids and gardening, but still stepped up. Get your bloody act together.

Oh god... Thinking of everyone in Manchester. What animal does that on a holy day?

In other news, Kemi Badenoch's party has taken at least £7 million in donations from funders and directors of climate change denial lobby groups bylinetimes.com/2025/03/18/k...

The worls's problems seem overwhelming. Perhaps no single person can alter society's direction. Or can they? What’s one small change you’ve made in your life that had a big impact? #PositivePants

Awww. Jane Goodall has passed away.

I think Molly-Mae Hague might be the only adult in the modern world surprised that Laundary Day isn't a unique occurrence.

How long before Tilly Norwood pormography? You just know this is where the technology is heading. Otherwise, they would have created a male personality.

The express poll asking whether reforms migrangt visa plan is racist is about 91% "no" so it REALLY needs your help - this is a direct link to poll xd.wayin.com/display/cont...

When you think about it, supporting any kind of monarchy is a form of science denial.

Any MP in danger gets extra security, as part of efforts to protect democratic processes. What's the betting Farage's provision has been scaled back due to a lack of credible threats, harresment, or flying milkshakes, but Reform are still spinning this as a sinister UK Gov conspiracy?

I swear to God, any minute now I'll wake up in a porta-loo at Reading Festival in 1990, and this will all have been a dream.

Television personality and US Seceratary of War, Pete Hegseth, currently giving a speech about the need for a dispassionate application of the highest standards across all the military. I guess that indicates he'll be resigning tomorrow. No?

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Right now, Nuno is wearing the expression of a man whose left flip-flop has just scooped up a surprisingly sloppy piece of dog shit. ⚒️🤍

Lol. This totally rem8nds me of that 30 Rock episode where Jack gets the parent company to start making American sofas. Unfortunately, they turn out to be ugly, expensive, and uncomfortable, so he sells them to the CIA as torture devices.

Fun fact: Farage's girlfriend's parent didn't pay for his house, they live in a £300k flat in Strasbourg. So who bought a £885k house for Farage in cash and why have lügenpresse let this story drop⁉️

Big cheers for a train link between Oxford and Cambridge.

I don't get it. How is Trump helping advertise magic healing beds. Is he the "before" picture?

It's sad that this won't even break into the "Top Ten of weirdest things" over the next 7 days.

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

VOTE SMOGGIE QUEENS! 🌈

Every other prick in here is taking photos of their plates, so here you go.

What British politics actually needs is a live televised boxing match between Farage and Starmer. That'll sort the country out.

WATCH LIVE! The Seige of Portland rages on, as elements of the 53rd Barista Brigade slowly take territory from the irregular Thrift Shop Expidtionary Force. As the crushing impact of this eternal war begins to take its toil on a once beautiful city, there seems to be no end in sight.

The Red Roses look... errrrm.... quite hungover. 🤣🤍❤️🤍

FFS. Another example of corporations being bailed out after avoudable incompetance.. Despite all the warnings, the board didn't take this threat seriously. No doubt they'll still keep their jobs and bonuses. But let's all get angry about small boats...

I mean, the American fans at the Ryder Cup do realise the rest of the world can see them on TV? 🤔🫥

Omg. Found a documentary about Scottish girl bands. Best Saturday ever...

For some, just out of reach, reason I don't think the roundabout painters will be feeling patriotic about the rugby.

Bang goes my dream of selling homoeopathic sunglasses to gullible white folk on TikTok.

Saw that Amelia Earhart was trending, but was disappointed to learn she hadn't returned.

"Hello David. I had a feeling you'd ring." 🙄😁🤍⚒️

While I disagree with the sentiment, I've just seen the PM described as "Keir Stormfront" and can't stop chuckling.

"Sorry Rishi, I actually use the title 'Viceroy' now."

I notice some of the news organisations and screaming demons expressing horror at the prospect of an ID scheme, as it poses a threat to fundamental rights, seem strangely comfortable with Britain withdrawing from the ECHR.

‘Why has the poster boy for the far-right taken on London?’ ‘Because we’re proof that diversity works.’ Sadiq Khan warns that figures like Donald Trump are ‘playing on the fears’ of those concerned about unlawful immigration.

"Fear not! The Norman invaders will turn back when they gaze upon our mighty identity cards!"

Today’s digital ID announcement yet another example of how X being the main platform for political discourse will inevitably throw the MSM’s coverage off course, because online right opinion is fevered/way off the beat with the public. Guess who need digital/reliable ID most? Those in poverty.

"So you're saying our only choices to get this Goverment back on track in the polls is a wealth creation program that boosts living standards for working people, or... insisting that everyone has an identity card?"

"Paging Mr Tony Blair..."

"...and that was Radical Left Democrats, with the title track from their long play offering, Disappointed in Putin. Next up, Tough Man and his gangsta skiffle anthem, Incredible Job; which I had the huge pleasure of hearing live at the Camden Falcon on Thursday. Let me know if you found my coat."

Trump is doing another rambling press Q&A. But we haven't forgotten about the Epstein Files.

Going to be honest, I prefer the content when O-B lays into bigots and the silly people. Not sure this is vital fodder.

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I see we're already at the stage in the football season when everyone is discussing who'll take over the squad of expensive OAPs and little people at West Ham, while the previous manager is still in his role. 🙄⚒️🤍🤣

Trump could say “Eating your own excrement once a week prevents dementia” and within 24 hours Farage would be interviewed saying ‘If Trump says that’s so then who am I to argue, he’s the sanest man I know.. as to whether or not it harms you I’ve no idea’❗️

No taxi driver has ever told me Sharia law is coming to Britain, because I don't encourage that kind of nonsense

Migrants are definitely not eating swans, but I bet Nigel Farage has "worried" a few in his time. He seems like that kind of person. Am I doing this right?

Good old Nigel Farage. Convinced he has a plan to take Britain forward, but not sure if paracetamol is safe to use. Perhaps he can ask the shady anti-WHO lobby group he's involved with?