Are dogs just a cat sat upon another cat's back while wearing a long coat?

Amazon were supposed to deliver a parcel at 14:00 yesterday. The van parked at the end of my road for 20 minutes before the driver messaged me to say they could not deliver as I wasn’t in. Reader, I was and replied to the driver to that effect whereupon they drove off and went straight past me

Once again, it's Musicals Werk on Strictly Come Dancing, and nobody is using songs from Hair or Avenue Q. Disappointing.

It's always a tough day with the Irons come to town, and I'm always happy with a draw. That 1st half was rubbish though.

Come and smile, don't be shy. Touch my bum. This is life.

Yinka Bankole was 12 when Farage spotted him in the playground: “He towered over me. ‘Where are you from?’ he asked. Within seconds of offering my rather confused and sputtering answers, he had a clear response: ‘That’s the way back to Africa,’.” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Extremely sad to hear that the great Martin Parr has passed away. He changed the face of British photography by showing us who we are. I'm blessed that I got to have a short conversation with him this year, and he wouldn't accept being significant in any way. But he was...

Just settling down to Hallmark's A Royal Buttplug For Christmas, where an unusual set of circumstances brings Danica McKellar to the attentons of the dashing Prince of Fromagia.

Another Farsge free Sunday morning on TV. Can this keep up until Christmas?

“Sangita Myska, whose long career in British journalism has included presenting shows for the BBC and LBC Radio, said she was told by the former Staffordshire council leader Ian Cooper that she was English “only in your dreams” because of her south Asian heritage” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

After getting "everyone" excited about the briefest of additions in subsequent rewokings, George Lucas now has his begging bowl out for a version of Star Wars that changes nothing.

There's a big difference between the reactions of Scottish and English fans to the World Cup draw. The latter are agonising about a tricky route to the final, but the Tarten Army are just looking forward to having a swing at Brazil.

What channel is the Liz Truss show on?

Sorry. There's a furore because the BBC ran an immigration special on Question Time, then allowed some genuine immigrants to participate... Have I got this correct?

Breakung: First image released of the beautiful trophy accompanying the FIFA Peace Prize 2025.

Didn’t happen. Nobody can remember. Actually, I can remember. Did happen wasn’t racist. Was racist wasn’t offensive. Here’s a possibly made-up letter from a bloke who insists things can only happen if he witnesses them. As Farage squirms, Peter Ettedgui recalls their schooldays: tinyurl.com/4rrn2mkx

We all knew FIFA was corrupt, and bringing the game into disrepute.... But they've just given a fabricated peace prize to Donald Trump. You can all fuck off. I'm certainly not watching the World Cup next year.

Four Christmas movies to know me by:

Oh dear Evri. You don't really want me to review that delivery...

Just got my Spotify listening age. Apparently, I died in 2008.

Breakung: Rachel Reeves faces accusations of believing Godfather III is the trilogy's best instalment.

Just tuned into @lbc.co.uk to hear the news, and there's a journalist reading out excerpts from an erotic novel. Quality radio. 🤣👍

Do posts with replies turned off get more impressions? Let me know.

Breakung: Kemi Badenoch accused of cheating while playing a Fighting Fantasy game book last year.

The Reform-Backed Far-Right Street Patrols Coming to British School Gates Nationalist vigilante groups, with links to Neo-Nazis, and the support of senior Reform figures, have been falsely claiming police backing while attempting to infiltrate local school networks. bylinetimes.com/2025/12/02/t...

You can't even enjoy a nice episode of Terry & June without getting arrested in this country.

Nobody ever shouts "START, POLICE!" and I think we're missing something as a society.

Favourite Paul McCartney song, you ask? It has to be Spies Like Us. That was such a strong period for him, creatively.

I remember Iain Dale @iaindale.bsky.social saying he'd never heard about the antisemitic allegations against Nigel Farage when I called him about a year ago. The call could easily be found. And yet they pay him big bucks to present factual news and opinion. @lbc.co.uk

Is Aldi permanently occupied by hordes of students wandering around like pissed Wombles, or am I just lucky?

Guys... We don't know for sure if Rachel Reeves lied about the Budget. So why don't we pretend it was during her school days, and it wasn't done maliciously, so we can all f***ing move on?

"OK, Everybody say Bunting!"

Christmas Bangers Advent Calendar: Day 1

The more I play AC Mirage, the more I dislike it.

It's 1st December, and I can legitimately watch The Box of Delights again.

Jonathan Gullis defects to Reform saying his former party has "lost touch with the people it was meant to serve". He should know. When he was in Government he took a five-figure donation from JCB, then stayed silent when it axed hundreds of his constituents' jobs just two weeks later

I see the Beaat of Stoke has given up on finding honest employment and decided to join Reform. 🤣👍

I might be done with Paqueta now. I have no idea what was going on today, but his shady decisions outnumber his brilliant ones. Seemingly, he thinks we're all turning up for his benefit, when it should be the other way round. 🤍⚒️

Devastated to hear that the legendary Billy Bonds has passed away. 🤍⚒️🤍

Finally catching up on Slow Horses. Had forgotten how perfectly paced the episodes are.

Th term brilliant gets thrown about a lot, but Tom Stoppard was genuinely so.

It's wild to think Hill Steet Blues and Charlie's Angels were produced in roughly the same period.

It looks just like Versailles... (The massage parlour in Kemp Town, not the French Palace)

There's so many Star Wars posts at the moment. This is what the Internet is supposed to be like.

"It's outrageous that the taxes you pay are used to support the vulnerable!"

We offer a grand discount of fuck all this Friday. Cos we don’t price gouge for the rest of the year. Get your t towel books and stuff at www.markthomasinfo.co.uk/store/

introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Geno Washington Bikini Kill Kylie Craaaaaaig Daaavid The Sugercubes

OMG! IT'S DEBBIE GIBSON!!!! Truly a Thanksgiving miracle.

Happy Thanksgiving to all our American cousins. 🤍👍