'That's not AI?! That's genuine?' @mrjamesob.bsky.social can't believe who Donald Trump sounds like in this Iran update.

Think I'm going to start doing that sightly exaggerated walk whenever stirred into action, like you see in most British sitcoms between 1950 and 1990.

So many posts about Starfleet Academy with replies turned off.

"No. I keep telling you, we're always interested in deals, but this isn't Tehran..."

The British press seem to be picking up on the suspicious trading activity this week.

Fixed it for you, Nigel.

I mean, if you're going to "R3Post uR p0st b3cause my f@mily n33ds h3lp", at least put a donation link in your bio. It's just lazy.

Apparently, making a show about compassion and recognising the value in everyone doesn't align with David Ellison's aspirations for his new entertainment megacorp.

OK, which one of you naughty people has been phoning up Donald Trump, pretending to be Iran's president and filling his little head full of pixie dust?

Seriously, what kind of knob sets fire to an ambulance?

I know the world is going to hell right now, but I can't stop thinking about how lovely C-3PO's buttocks are.

This is just taking the piss. How can anyone take Trump seriously?

Roses are red... Olives are OK...

I'm glad Chuck Norris lived long enough to see the world that his selfish, stupid brand of politics helped create.

The Gilmore Girls doesn't have many jokes per episode, but it's just had me howling with a dodgy gag about Suge Knight and 9mm shells.

Oh dear. I assume he'll only say stuff for money in Parliment from now on. Sad times.

Lapdog Lindsey scolds our allies for doing a bad job of keeping track of Iran’s ability to make nuclear weapons. Someone tell this simpering toady that it was the *United States* that pulled out of the treaty with Iran that allowed inspectors in that country.

Who is the "so-called straight"?

Since Ofcom seems to have given up, we asked 20 experienced journalists from a range of backgrounds to watch multiple hours of @gbnewsonline.bsky.social . Their conclusion: the channel has, in effect, become Reform TV. How did it happen? www.thenewworld.co.uk/alan-rusbrid...

Perhaps Joe Kent should have used better wording in his resignation letter because he sounds quite a bit racist.

Whatever happened to the Metaverse? Weren't we supposed to be living in a digital utopia by now?

NEW: Reform UK risks breaching data protection laws with its competition to win free energy bills for a year, lawyers & data experts warn. Entrants have to disclose not only name, email & number, but also how they voted at last election and intend to at next one www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Reminder: If you haven't been to a St Patrick's Day parade that involves an animal of some kind, you're not proper Irish.

Trump is so ignorant that he doesn't appreciate it might be inappropriate to talk about how great Churchill was in front of the Irish PM on St Patrick's Day. Knobber.

Trump currently saying the BBC used anAI generated video of him in the Panorama Jan 6 doc.

Trump having a bitch about NATO now, trying to pretend he doesn't need any help.

Top tip. If you need Europe to bail you out of an ill-advised war, make sure you haven't previously threatened to invade one of its countries.

America getting upset about other countries being late to join a war...

Is The Firm's 1987 chart-topping single, Star Trekkin, cannon to the franchise?

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz

Hoping the Iran misadventure will become known as Sraitgate.

Perhaps he can ask his best mate, Putin...?

I remember the 1970s, when I sat around the kitchen table and helped my parents with a challenging planning permission application, so I fully appreciate the complexities of the regulatory framework and resource constraints.

If Iran is actively forcing other countries to stop using petrodollars, that's actually quite badass.

TBH, I enjoyed Sinners a lot more than One Battle Afer Another. Will be revisting both, though.

If RFK Jr is so proper-hard, why doesn't he go and reopen the Strait of Hormuz, instead of posting AI slop about how proper-hard he is?

Is that the sound of an MRI scanner warming up in the background?

TBH, I've only seen three operas and no ballet. They do seem to be the preserve of a certain section of society. That said, Chalamet is a bell-end.

Big night for Korean representation.

I bet the Strait of Hormuz would open again if Trump apologised.

Unfortunately, there's no chance of your brain recovering after watching GB News.

Palantir has no place in our NHS. The Labour government must get this Mandelson and Trump backed company out now. Listen to what health workers are saying. news.sky.com/story/nhs-ho...

Mary Schmich's Wear Sunscreen curiously fails to caution against electing a proven liar and sex offender who triggers endless global crises because he has zero impulse control.

Apparently, it's only a war crime if white people are the victims.

How does Trevor Phillips STILL not understand that our oil and gas are sold by private companies at prices set by the international market, rather than being distributed for the good of the British public?

Up far too late, drunk and watching Manic Street Preachers do a show in Cardiff for the BBC. They're doing a cover of Bring On The Dancing Horses, and everything is suddenly perfect for a too brief moment...

OK. Quite pissed, so going to try the Louis Theroux Manosphere doc. I'm geusing it's "all the women's fault" that those guys can't get with anyone normal.

Is it time to unleash Mark Francois on Iran, or are we giving them a sporting chance?

I have questions.