Spolier: The social media ban for children isn't really designed to magically benefit your 15-year-old. You've already allowed those platforms to twist their view of the world. The legislation is there to stop normalising the harmful stuff kids see.

Truly the most celebrated and dignified office on Earth. 😁👍

Right after Trump has covered every flat surface in Bern with gold plastic tat.

Hangover day, so going through films. First up, All About Eve, which is still revealing interesting bits on repeat viewings. 👍👍

Don't get me wrong, I like Lisa Nandy. But, I also like some PS3 games, despite them not being particularly thoughtful or dynamic.

Drop something black & white.

Big shout out to The Sugarhill Gang, whose investment in that colour TV back in 1979 has finally paid off. #Knicks

Today, I saw Fatboy Slim stare down the fash, and a woman successfully use a urinal. Good times.

The press want you to believe there are violent protests in Brighton today. Counter protesters outnumbered the Fascists by many thousands. We sang, danced, and waved inflatable bananas and hearts in the name of tolerance and diversity. Fascists not welcome in Brighton.

Once again, Brighton and Hove’s brave and inclusive city has massively outnumbered an attempted fascist march on our streets. Love will win. Pics: forward view, backward view, team view, street view. #gohomeracists #Brighton

Trafalgar Street: “🎶Nazis Stuck in a Tunnel.🎶” #Brighton

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Not on our streets...

Unexpected gammon lock-in.

Not letting the fash into Brighton.

Dexter Fletcher got an OBE, apparently for being a proper geezer.

Look! We can do group chats now. Isn't that what all of this is already?

But, tonight, he'll still go to bed, unable to understand why he hates himself.

So, just asked 2 AI models about this. One, obviously bored of the drawn-out process, suggested I'd imagined it.

Just heard we've lost Hockney. Perhaps the greatest British painter of the 20th century, his art both shaped the mythos of California and captured the mood of a cultural epoch. 🤍🤍

If Babylon 5 was supposed to be a place where humans and aliens could work out their differences, why was it named after a symbol of corruption and false righteousness?

Jesse is a proper dick, but Céline is far from innocent.

Funny how it's invariably people of colour that Trump describes as "low IQ," isn't it? Almost like he's...

Sci-fans! I need help! I'm trying to remember the name of an old dystopia film (or maybe a TV movie/ episode) where the protagonist was attempting to escape from an underground complex. It's 70s, or maybe 80s and budget, and the final scene was them emerging through a hatch into the desert.

OK. Did Playmobil used to be called "Playpeople" in the UK, or did I imagine that?* *Or more likely was mistaken as a child.

Pmsl. Just seen a post bemoaning people not commenting on here, which had replies turned off. Quality. 😄👍

I saw graffiti saying "Kier Starmer" twice on my lunch break today. Not "is a twat" or anything, just his name in big letters. I like to imagine Kier went out tagging in Bristol but is so unimaginative his tag is just his full name.

I'm totally up for increased spending on defence - right after we decide whether to raise taxes or starve more kids.

Screw Trump. Screw FIFA. You can both stick your World Cup up your arse.

Uh. The Cheese Wanker is on TV. Thanks a lot, Sky News.

Its a good job he didn’t demonstrate for a free Palestien instead of simply inciting a harmless pogrom as he’d be in trouble with the law today. #MadWorld #Ireland #RightRingRaceRiots

I notice a lot of those streets impacted by the disturbances in Northern Ireland have red, white, and blue kerbstones. I guess plastering flags everywhere isn't quite enough for the far-right.

FFS, please stop using "rent boy" as an insult.

A deeply dignified intervention from a family that already has plenty to deal with.

Just written to my MP to suggest HM Gov leave X. Or prosecute Musk for incitement.

Not sure how you make somewhere nicer to live by burning cars and forcing businesses to close.

Suddenly, Farage seems extremely concerned about the sharing of falsehoods. Odd.

What would really sort out the tension in Belfast is another thought-provoking intervention from bloody Tony Blair.

We should be asking why Jonathan Owens didn't change his surname to Biles...

We might be seeing the worst of Northern Ireland this evening, but tomorrow, we'll see its best.

Not being funny, but Trump shows up and the Knicks lose. That's not a coincidence.

Finally managed to make brocoli stalks taste nice. #Winning

The news calling Simone Biles an NFL wife is the most small dick,misogynistic, flaccid penile dysfunctional energy ever. Grow up chode

TBH, the distance between Sudan and Somalia is roughly the same as Hungary to the United Kingdom, so it's probably quite easy to get the two mixed up.

We appear to live in a world where establishing the condition of a stabbing victim is apparently less important than knowing what ethnicity the assailant is.

Not sure anyone with "Globalize the intifada" proudly included in their bio gets to police others, but thanks for bringing yourself to my attention. #Blocked

Rght mow, following Badenoch's implosion on live TV today, some Tory advisors are probably discussing if having more flags onstage might have improved the performance.

Yes, Equality Duty needs to be monitored to ensure its original ambitions are being met, and obviously there's actual legislation already in place. But this framework is there to limit legal exposure and prevent a deluge of expensive lawsuits. But, you know, headlines etc...

Just Liked one of my own tweets by mistake. Cringe.

TBH, I'm just numb after hearing the Sullivan allegations. There's so much toxicity around West Ham now. Perhaps it would be better to burn everything to the ground and start again.