Anyone shocked that Reform plan to deport immigrants with Indefinite Leave to Remain hasn’t been paying attention. Next it will be stripping citizenship from dual citizens, then deporting them. Who do you think Reform are? This. This is who they are.

Wales needs to vote for a party that will stick up for Wales. Reform are a private company run by wealthy English gits who've only ever been to Wales on holiday & Labour has shown that they're controlled by English Labour, so why not vote for Plaid?

Piastri will be relieved that Norris has only closed to within a race win's worth of points. Norris will be worried that his championship now relies on qualifying well.

I downloaded the unofficial theme tune to Chart Party - aka Keith Mansfield's Love De Luxe - to listen to on my MP3 player and now my train journeys are full of ennui @jonbois.bsky.social

Favourite 10 comedies Red Dwarf Yes Minister + Yes Prime Minister Fawlty Towers OFAH Royle Family Early Doors Porridge + Going Straight Dinnerladies Hancock Black Books

Time was I'd have FOMO if I wasnt out and about at 10:30 on a Saturday Now I'm quite happy to be home, comfy in bed, spending precious time with the eldest daughter

Just buy supermarket own brand, chocolate covered.

I just know the Germans have come up with a really long complicated word for the feeling of having had a really good day yet coming home and feeling a little bit down in the dumps. Regardless, the cure is to watch Citation Needed again. In order. From the beginning. It always is.

One thing we learned from Corbyn's leadership of Labour is that he is a preternaturally useless leader. And he surrounds himself with people of similar skills. "Couldnae manage a minoge" as my older relatives would say.

My brain has decided that tonight is a good night to go through all the trip bookings and reservations I have made for this winter to make sure they're correct. Even though they are, because it's the same fastidious ADHD-addled brain that made said arrangements to begin with. Thanks brain.

World cup final baby

10 years too late but people are finally starting to realise who the problem was

Ryan Vogelsong, Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, Madison Bumgarner, Santiago Casilla, Jeremy Affeldt, Sergio Romo. All better pitchers than Clayton Kershaw.

I seem to recall Nigel Farage / the Daily Mail etc once told Obama to keep his nose out of the UK's business....

Come one, come all - and see me SUFFER! What happens next will leave you SHOCKED. youtu.be/afOQPxqfj3E?...

For those unaware: - the UK *did* have double decker trains (ish) once - they ran successfully in service for several years - you had to be hermetically sealed in and thus no smoking and your face was in line with someone else's smelly feet - a survivor is being restored

Date for the TV diary for fans of unique trains (in this case the BULLEID double decker: @jagohazzard.bsky.social @garybrannan.bsky.social @politicanimal.bsky.social @geofftech.bsky.social @bobsrailrelics.co.uk

Mattress is fecked. Waking up every morning with dull aches in the joints. So as a short term solution I've put a mattress topper underneath it and a mattress protector on top of it and it's amazing just how firm it now is. That's pushed that expense down the road a few months.

F*kin Champions League? On a Thursday? Hmph. Wasn't like this back in the day. World's gone mad.

GLAMORGAN WILL PLAY DIVISION ONE CRICKET NEXT SEASON AFTER 20 YEARS 😍❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏏 What a season, what a turnaround, and WHAT A TEAM 👏👏👏👏 #OhGlammyGlammy

Didn't take long did it #PeoplesFrontofJudea

I knew signing up for Clubcard would pay off in the end. God knows what the missus is going to say mind.

Du ger mig lugn efter stormen

".....and so Mr Chamberlain stood there, just like this, and said "I hold in my hand a piece of paper..." and rabbitted on about peas in our thyme."

"...and as I did the cooking, I think it's only fair you do the washing up, Donnie."

"I didn't eat any calamari so I'm not paying for any calamari."

The heated fleece "blanket" thingy is back out. Seriously I love it - nothing soothes a creaking middle-aged back better.

Starmer is starting to put me in mind of Neville Chamberlain…not necessarily as weak or as bad as he sometimes appears to be, but absolutely the wrong person to be in charge at what feels like a key moment.

BBC iPlayer asked me if l wanted to watch from the start and this came up.

If you see this, quote post with a time travel movie that's not BACK TO THE FUTURE

Lucky Scouse bastards.

There are three certainties in life: Death, taxes and Ireland getting knocked out in a Rugby World Cup quarter final. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...

This has surprised me as much as hearing tonight that Tennessee Williams only died in 1983, meaning he was alive at the same time as Serena and Venus, the other tennisy Williams

Irish sausages and onion rings for dinner today lads.

Today I *should* find out if I have been granted leave for Christmas to spend it in Sweden, a dream previously dashed by COVID. Appropriately it is 50 days until my next Danish/Swedish trip and 100 days until the pencilled in date for flying out.

Why did Trump let Russia invade Poland? This never happened when Biden was President.

But he's dodged that quite successfully. The tories took ownership and then lost, Labour did too with 'make brexit work' and look likely to lose. All 3 (Labour, tories & reform) want brexit and all 3 say they can make it work. Only Nige hasn't had the chance to actually fail to make it work yet.

Labour should have been calling out Brexit AND the vile rhetoric of RFUK. But they didn't. Instead, they are determined to try and appease this evil, and I'll never forgive them for it.

If someone leaves their glasses on the table, leave them the fuck alone. Don't for a minute think it's funny that someone's medical device is there for your amusement.

"The best bang for your buck" - deer breeding services

"We can give you the best knight you've ever had." "Black pawn a speciality" "Ever dreamed of owning your own castle?" - lost chess piece replacement service

Launderette that specialises in hand-washing accessories: "I Would Do Anything For Gloves But I Won't Do Hats"

Pontllanfraith is not Blackwood in the same way Salford is not Manchester.

Having missed out on my free SJ breakfast, I’ve instead stocked myself up from the Pressbyrån on Sundsvall station, an institution whose founding principle seems to be: ‘What if WHSmiths on stations were - and hear me out before you completely dismiss the idea, guys - good.’ #Schengen200

Just a thought America. Hell, just a thought Britain at this point.

Brulo 7 Hop 7 Grain 0.5% IPA is the dogs bollocks.

Theory Milky Bar Kid Milk Tray Man Lindt Master Chocolatier are all the same person, at different stages of their career.