Imagine making a 147 in the final and beating the best player ever to pick up a cue and it not being the highest/best break in the tournament

Ah yes the three genders

🧵And we're off, ladies and gentlemen! It's "they're banning the word EASTER" week. Regular as clockwork... So here comes a history lesson and media lesson all rolled into one thread! PS, I can't believe there's no easter egg emoji? This was the best I could do - 🗿🥚 🤣 I digress! 1/19

Found an Irish Bar in Gibraltar (naturally) to pass a few hours. Surrounded by pink expats bald heads watching the Tyne and Wear derby on a big outside screen. Bar selling Kilkenny Irish Red, Hop House 13 (remember that) but also Victoria Malaga and, er, bottles of Samuel Smith's including Stingo

Spotted in Gibraltar @roads.org.uk @showmeasign.online

My kinda Cafe is this

Jurassic Bark

How was your evening? I bet you weren't on the piss with the Swedish national rugby team in Gibraltar shooting the shit and drinking copious amounts of Guinness, were you?

Its a long way to come for a Kilkenny 🇬🇮

Job done 🇸🇪🏉🇬🇮

Its a long way to go for a Tribute 🇬🇮

No London influences on Gibraltar's bus logo and stop signs, no sir.

Having a Mark from Peep Show breakfast

Sampling the local fayre part 3

Turns out flying to Malaga and then taking the bus to La Linea vice schlepping up to Gatwick at midnight for the direct GIB flight was the right plan - no plane has landed on the Rock today.

Spanish coaches are .... Interesting. You gotta be rude, ruthless and have pointy elbows just to get on the bus!

Dear American tourists. Stop reinforcing every stereotype about you. You're in Spain, they speak Spanish, not French.

Sampling the local flavours part 2

Pig-e-on

Sampling the local flavours 🇪🇦

¡Hola España! Another new country ticked off for me at the ripe age of 42.

Gibraltar via Malaga, here we come. #RockOn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🚌 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ✈️ 🇪🇦 🚌🚶🏼‍♂️🇬🇮 🏉🍕🍺🇸🇪

Out of office on.

“But you’re the only one with a tomahawk” From the new Private Eye, out now.

Someone's been reading the Wikipedia article I contribute to. www.chronicle.gi/gibraltar-ru...

I'll be in Trelleborg on Easter Saturday watching Sweden v Denmark but if you're anywhere near the south west of England then this local derby is well worth a day out. Last time I went to Devon v Cornwall in Ivybridge, there were 997 people in attendance, 993 of which were Cornish.

Imagine being at Anfield tonight, knowing this could possibly be the last Champions League night for a while.

After my experiences over the past week, I am a new, converted fan of hydrocolloid plasters.

A deer is not an elk, and an elk is not a deer.

What if - and hear me out here - what if they've *hired* or *reserved* a civic space because - and here's a novel idea - a lot of people want to congregate together in a shared purpose? Does Cofton Park count as a civic space? www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...

Can confirm that I am officially playing Chicken with this fine weather, and have re-deployed the radial washing line and hung the first load of laundry outside in 2026. So if it rains, blame me, or preferably blame the absolute tool washing his Audi down the road.

When I come to power, I'm shutting down Reach. www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/uk-worl...

Finnish President Alexander Stubb, "Brexit was a colossal mistake" "I'm too diplomatic to express exactly what I think about those who promoted Brexit" "It's not only like shooting yourself in the foot" "It's like amputating your leg without a medical reason for doing it"

Scotland is going to shit the bed on this aren't they. Fuck religion. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx...

Smørpanik

UEFA have obviously decided this is how far they're going to allow Bodø Glimt to go

This guy is calling Israel and its agents out on its constant lies. Expect him to be dead tomorrow. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Between the post-COVID jab ache near my shoulder, and the stinging of multiple layers of epidermis currently regenerating on my knee, if anyone really knows anything that costs an arm and a leg I think I'd like to trade right now please.

"Can you get Radio 4 on this?"

Loving the discourse on the local Failbook group. One tribe complaining about the potholes, another tribe complaining about the traffic caused by the roadworks necessary to repair said potholes. Cue meme

Tice Britons should strive to pay as little tax as possible ReformUK Councils: Here, we're yanking up your council tax despite being elected on a promise to lower it

Oh look. Another straight cisgender white male. Not an immigrant. Not trans. And no riots provoked by RefUK. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj...

THIS WAS SO PREDICTABLE Remember when Trump built an entire narrative around “saving” white South Africans, claiming they were facing “white genocide” in their own country, which was a lie? He fast-tracked refugee status for them while slamming the door on everyone else.

Now they’re heading back to South Africa because it’s not the land of milk and honey Trump promised. They say America is too expensive. Housing is brutal. Healthcare is a financial nightmare. And they’re scared of mass shootings.

The deterrence plan in full:

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