THIS FRIDAY me and my moggies, INCLUDING SMOL PAUL, are in @realbaddiel.bsky.social's brilliant new show Cat Man. He came to Moggy Manor and met Paul, Bumble, Honeybun, Bertles and more! 8pm Friday, Channel 4 -- don't miss it!

Mark Carney looking at Keir Starme when he made his Davos speech. Starmer's "fortress" Brexit policy is a failure & will never work - "Risk mgt comes at a cost, but that cost can be shared". He's literally telling idiot Starmer to join the EU as a mitigation in the new world order. #Starmer #Brexit

I love that this passage is in here, but I feel it would be nice if it was on Page 1 line 1 of a book about Norse mythology to really piss off any Aryan wannabe who had bought it to legitimise their small penis angst.

The cardboard tubes in toilet rolls should have jokes printed on them like lolly sticks used to.

There is no such thing as a good American.

American Democrats, when faced with a choice between their corrupt racist paedo insane president vs the rest of the world crying our for 2A or 25A to be enacted, will always side with the Tangerine Turd.

Went for a walk. Made a video about postboxes.

If you're anywhere near Newport tonight, I'm drumming with the Skyliners big band at South Wales Big Band Society, in the ballroom at the Lysaght Institute.

We made a huge mistake driving out the Vikings in 952.

I dont wish to adhere to stereotypes but I am currently sat in a pub in the middle of a pine forest reading about Norse myths drinking Swedish cider and listening to a Swedish radio station. Jeez can I win the Lottery already

I have the perfect solution to the Welsh rugby crisis. Bin all the regions. Because if you cant make everyone happy, the answer is to make everyone miserable. Let the players go off and earn big bucks in France and England, and maybe pick up the skills they need to help Wales win again.

Apart from the two Spoons mentioned, this is a good starting point for having a beer in Newport. The overlooking of the Murenger is a bit of a crime mind. Also you can go to Barcode for some Budvar. www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/2571546...

I always feel guilty taking up a table for more than 2 on my own, so actively encourage other folk to join me. Unfortunately a lot of the time the other people think "Who the f* is this wierdo?" or I'm in London.

Villa losing to Everton at home. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3...

Once again for those at the back MILLENNIALS ARE NOW IN OUR FORTIES. The eldest millennials will be 45 this year. The youngest are about to enter their 30s.

I think you'll find it is, Nigey old boy.

New specs, and I've expanded my range of headphones with my first ever pair of bone conductors. I miss my earbuds but I daren't wear them any more after The Great Ear Infection of 2024, and as much as I love my headphones, you can't wear them and a cycle helmet.

That reminds me: It's Tom Baker's birthday in two days so no need to panic if you see his name trending on Tuesday. That was a public service announcement for geeks everywhere.

New specs day tomorrow lads. Will finally be able to see again.

Don, slamming down an Uno card on the chessboard- “BINGO!”

Dear America, From Feb 1st you will be paying an extra 10% for our stuff, if you still want it, because we won't let your Emperor have one of our countries. Sorry about that. Love UK

Lived the rock and roll lifestyle tonight lads. Couple of tins from the corner shop, rugby on the box, did a laundry run, tidied up the man cave and did the recycling. Going out Sunday mind. New specs, pizza, beer, rugby, soccer. Sorted.

Official policy Bach You want to live here? ✅️ You've moved here? ✅️ You live here? ✅️ Welsh. ✅️

Here's me receiving the World Cup in 2018 having singlehandedly won the tournament for Sweden that year, despite not being a professional footballer, in Russia or, you know, Swedish.

in case you didn't understand why transphobic rhetoric worried us so much about this guy, well it's because it's a signal that shit like this is coming next.

Wednesday into Thursday: didn't fall asleep until 5am, alarm went off 6:45am. Thursday into Friday, lights out at 8:45pm, awake at 4am thanks to the eldest cat, Queen Lilyana of the Netherlands. I don't have a body clock. I have a body antikythera.

Tommy Robinson supporter Eva Vlaardingerbroek has been banned from Britain, not because of her views, but because her name won't fit onto a British visa application form.

It's the fact that Farage felt the need to state the specific time today that he was not going to announce Jenrick's defection that is the tell. Amazing.

Presented without comment: the McCanns' former spin doctor is now a Reform UK councillor.

10 years since Bowie, 10 years since Rickman, but also 10 years since I bought my first ukulele and started my diet. Apart from a brief spell in lockdown, am pleased to say I've not got back anywhere near my starting weight since. Doesn't mean I'm anywhere near my target at the moment tho. Onwards.

I just love the hubris of Wales Online for daring to think that people will willingly pay money to read their advert-festooned "news" website.

Stores? Stores?! They're restaurants, aren't they?

You know what's going to happen now. An Israeli team will get drawn against a British team in next year's Euro competitions, and despite overwhelming, non-AI-fabricated evidence against them, they will be allowed to bring their rampaging violent fans without question. Slow clap for all involved.

Tony Hart designing the Blue Peter logo while trying some PARTICULARLY strong mary jane

Ah, nae rolls t'day.

12:00pm is midday. 12:00am is midnight. LET THAT BE AN END TO IT.

We have decided to reject the land of spray on cheese, guns, stupidly big trucks and child beauty pageants in favour of the land of Tyco Brahe, polsehorn, cinammon, Tuborg Classic and free-at-the-point-of-use healthcare.

Brexit has only been a disaster for UKIPpers because, despite what they thought, it didn't mean that all the brown people would disappear overnight. The skilled EU-national workers going home though, that did happen, leaving us with a shortage in our essential services and industries.

A reminder that a record winter Olympics haul for Britain would be 6.

To clarify - this chap is in charge of the LGBTQ+ organisation, not the beer.

That's exactly the sort of thing a gang of hooray henry pissartists who have cunningly masqueraded as a representative national cricket team in order to facilitate a huge booze cruise round the world would say

Gothenburg rescue services warn of two-metre long icicles

Realised I'd accidentally booked a table seat for my trans-Svea jaunt in April, so instead of subjecting some poor Scandi person to my hungover visage I've quickly rebooked a solo seat, hassle free, cost free, with one or two clicks on the SJ app. Beat that, GBR.

+1. See also Heera for the same idea but with some more exotic combos. Try the Chilli & Garlic.

Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.

Nadim Zahawi arrived in the UK from Iraq as a child refugee. His family claimed asylum once they were here. Today he has joined Reform who will stop all in country asylum applications. Under his new party, his own family fleeing persecution would be immediately deported.

Say what you like about Britain’s railways, but there’d be a replacement bus service in place by now. Seen this before - had to direct my parents via 2 local buses and a tram to get from Béziers to Montpellier once. Is this just SNCF being rubbish, or does 🇫🇷 lack the capacity of spot hire coaches?

A Tory spokesperson goes in two-footed: "Reform is fast becoming the party of has-been politicians looking for their next gravy train. Their latest recruit used to say he'd be 'frightened to live in a country' run by Nigel Farage, which shows the level of loyalty for sale."