If you are a Republican, I do not think you are a fascist. I *observe* that you are a fascist.

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Rash

This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."

This dude? This fuck is saying women are smug? With his self-satisfied little smirk? Fuck all the way off with that bullshit. What a creep. I hope he trips and his balls fall into a blender.

Scott Adams was among the worst people. Also, cancer is brutal and awful and no one should have to suffer through it. Two things can be true. I don't mourn the bastard but I won't celebrate cancer taking anyone.

just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday

Jesus christ. This is a wild ride.

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers. Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing

When Renee Good said "I'm not mad at you" what the ICE goon heard was "I'm not scared of you." That's what enraged him. The populace wasn't fully terrorized and cowed into submission yet, so he acted to make that happen.

The murderer's name is Jonathan Ross. It's not "doxxing" to name him. We don't have "secret" law enforcement in the United States. Katie Phang sounds off in a must-watch new report:

The Don't Tread On Me folks are sure turning into Comply Or Die.

So an officer has his phone out recording obviously distracted, shoots a woman and calls her a “f’ing Bitch” and they think that HELPS the case?!?

I'm old enough to remember that I wasn't allowed to buy an Adam Sandler CD for myself because the *language* was considered unacceptable for children. Now, the richest man in the world makes more money than I'll ever see on CSAM. I can't make this make sense.

Get off Twitter. They're no reason to be there. Whatever reason you think there is it isn't good enough. It says more about you that you're still there, thinking it doesn't matter. It matters. Leave now.

We've analysed this video of the shooting of Renee Nicole Good yesterday in Minneapolis frame-by-frame to highlight the positioning of the gun and phone in the ICE agent's hands. Video: @minnesotareformer.com with annotations by Bellingcat

O Brother Where Art Thou. I cannot stand that movie. 🤷‍♂️

This is extremely not an accident.

Oh

Vigil/press conference featuring six city councilors ends with an “abolish ICE” chant and the Portland crows circling overhead.

Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight.

KATU reporting says that Portland Police responded to a report about the shooting and found the two victims. Which suggests the CBP agent who fired was not still on scene, either bc he fled or bc the victims somehow got away while injured. Replaced previous message w more measured one

Fuck fuck fuck

Hey, if you're a fan of author Larry Correia (yeah, he of the Hugo Award Sad Puppies fame because he got his feefees hurt about not getting nominated enough), beyond time to stop giving him your $$$. He's spouting off about how the woman shot yesterday by ICE deserved it. Gross.

What in the actual fuck is this bullshit?!

ICE agents are impersonating NW Natural utility workers in Oregon, a tactic they've used before in Arizona. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

Episode one of Gladlands and @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social is NOT beating those birds fact allegations. @dimension20.bsky.social

Jesus fucking christ. Yeah. I'm sure the FBI's really gonna bust their as on this one. Fuck this noise

This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

I took a bad fall on the sidewalk a bit over a week ago, and my knee does NOT like this weather, apparently. Ow ow ow ow.

For the rest of you.

The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made

"Ooh, a 15% ides of March sale?"

the kwisatz haderach cannot use just any paper towels, he must use the

I go offline for one freaking D&D game and we invade Venezuela. Jesus christ this is bad.

20 years ago today, at 11:11 AM, I got off a plane in Portland and a guy asked if he could kiss me hello. So I asked him the same this morning. Happy official dating anniversary, @royalpdx.bsky.social. 20 years. Here's these young kids about 6 months in, working the Rose Festival as pirates.

Seeing a lot of year-end photo dumps. I don't really feel like I accomplished much beyond continued survival. Yippee.

Unreal. If I had a few million lying around...

Happy Christmas Adam to all the men's rights activists as you come just before Christmas Eve. May you finally have Your Moment celebrated appropriately: the least impressive day of this whole week and nobody cares. #ChristmasAdam

Betcha a shiny nickel this is because they told their LLM to redact all the initials used to identify minor victims and so it also redacted S.D.N.Y.

So it's actually worse than we thought? That might actually be impressive.

The US government has deported a US citizen with a Maryland birth certificate they claim is fake. This goes way beyond even denaturalizing an immigrant citizen. This person was born here.

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

The administration is not going to comply with today's deadline for the Epstein Files. They say in "a couple of weeks". Or not. Because what is Congress going to do about it - anything? @wyden.senate.gov @merkley.senate.gov @repbonamici.bsky.social @repdexteror.bsky.social do we have any teeth?

Don’t never let these old folk try to moralize to you fam y’all have no idea how chaotically horny y’all’s parents were at 9pm on Mondays

I mean, he's not *entirely* wrong. You have to actually control something first before you can lose it. He can't even control himself to not jack it without an app keeping track.

Rob Reiner would want you to make art about everything that is happening in whatever voice you have in whatever way you can