Hegseth saying “The Pharisee Press” should be a fully mask off moment. He is saying “The Jewish Press”. But Christians of all political stripes are so devoted to using Pharisees as a rhetorical prop that liberal Christians regularly insist it’s totally fine, no matter how many Jews try to explain.

Raise hell, praise Dale.

....and?

impeccable

It feels desperately out of touch to go through a several room immersive Titanic museum exhibit including the stories of dead children and their families to find this in the gift shop before you even leave the exhibit...

Got to see @dropout.tv Improv tonight and oof. Just so much fun. So nice seeing pros do their thing. Fuckin' hilarious.

Had a ridiculously good time at @dropout.tv Improv tonight! Full house, lots of laughs (2 hour show!!!), great audience. Saw several of @royalpdx.bsky.social's improv pals and someone I filmed with at Dropout last week! (surprise!)

Same goes for every "genius" academic or scholar.

Gee, I wonder if this blockade will end before the markets open on Monday? 👀

On a Saturday? When the markets are closed? Shocked. I'm shocked. This is my shocked face.

Jack White looks like a goth Michael Cera. That's it. That's the post.

"If the woman’s “best” option is to quit, then this pattern of behavior can and IS used to keep women out of certain industries and positions of power and spheres of influence." FUCKING EXACTLY. @kattenbarge.bsky.social has it EXACTLY.

Amia Srinivasan’s “Sex as Pedagogical Failure” should be required reading. Whenever a man in position of authority pursues a subordinate woman, he is changing her trajectory in that space forever. The research on how much even “consensual” affairs hurt the women involved is jaw dropping.

This is super fucking gross. Also the dog doesn't know what's up, that's not cool. God I hate these rat fuckers.

Glaring similarities between “well let’s not be rash. If and when a court convicts him of sexual assault, then he should drop out of the race for CA governor.” and “well let’s not be rash. Can you prove that he knew it was a Nazi tattoo at the time and that he is still a Nazi?”

Mayor Wilson: fill in the potholes.

Fuck you CBS, how much money did the military lose last year? Huh? How much, asshole?!

“Whether it’s our Classic Beef ’N Cheddar, our Chicken Cordon Bleu, or our famous Jamocha Shake, the menu items at Arby’s are not meant to be construed as edible substances subject to FDA regulation,” said an Arby’s spokesperson

Horror franchises really used to say "OK now let's do a John Waters one."

WHAT. The FUCK. ARE WE?!?

The quality of big animated movies dropped considerably when studios decided they needed to be voiced primarily by A-list celebrities who primarily just play themselves, and aren’t as talented as skilled voice actors.

“But there has to be a path to redemption for people like Louis CK..” Let me stop you right there: no there doesn’t. You made that up.

This right here. If it was just about the IP then these folks would just watch in private and talk about it in the same group text where they share the racist memes they won't post in public.

Really? And we're doing this on 4/20? Goddamn childish administration, I swear to fucking god.

Yeah, this feels about right.

To the boomer lady at Costco who got all huffy and pearl-clutchy when I said I didn't need her help while I was bleeding on the floor, *ahem* Get bent. Your incessant, "you should report that!" refrain wasn't helpful! You didn't render aid, you offered opinion, loudly, when no one was asking. Ugh.

What in the actual jumped-up FUCK!?!

The USPS IS NOT LOSING MONEY. THE USPS IS SPENDING TAX DOLLARS ALLOCATED TO IT BY THE BUDGET. THE USPS SHOULD NOT BE REQUIRED TO ZERO OUT ITS BALANCE SHEET IT IS NOT A BUSINESS IT DOES NOT HAVE SHAREHOLDERS. IF THE USPS IS OUTSPENDING ITS BUDGET IT SHOULD BE ALLOCATED MORE BUDGET.

The Kennedy center board of trustees look like theyre about to give Dick Tracy a real hard time…

Post a gif of who you wanted to be when you were a kid.

This is disgusting. Absolutely abhorrent.

Bake sale?

I'm not celebrating the Ides of March, I'm keeping the Stabbath

No. I don't want to "hold your beer". Knock it off.

I. Am. Howling. Well played, Paralympics. Can't wait!

(To the tune of Gary, Indiana from The Music Man) 🎵Kimi Antonelli, Kimi Antonelli, Kimi Antonelli, let me say it once again....🎵 #F1 #SilverArrow

What drug cocktail makes you sweat through your jacket like that? Jesus christ.

This better be a promise.

Screaming

Look, I'm just gonna say it. Markwayne is the dumbest fucking name. Fine on their own, but combined they're just straight up stupid.

He did what now? Do we have to phrase it like that?

@wyden.senate.gov @bynum.house.gov We The People did not ask to go to war. AGAIN.

Wait, the military is striking Ecuador now, too?! The fuck is going on!?!

This is the most fucked up backwards ass logic. Fuck him, fuck Trump, and fuck every single republican nazi.

A decent chunk of my political philosophy is embodied by the phrase "It's never okay to kill children."

I am so sick of waking up to find out we're at war.

Never heard of this law before right this second but holy fuck if it does not 100% check out

There are two explanations for the Trump Admin’s Russia’s policy: 1. This admin is secretly aligned with Putin and lying about that to the world and the American people, or 2. they are incredibly naive fools who ignore overwhelming evidence that contradicts their worldview.

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.