Right, Uche has left me alone for two days (he has work) so my intrusive thought is to watch every doctor who Christmas & new year special

Well, this isn't at all concerning... 🤡

shaved with a razor blade for the first time in………….. eight? years and only two little knicks. calling that a victory.

the 'context':

So many people driving big cars and but not so many reading big books. Interesting.

Season 1 of Community might be perfect

It just never stops

Two ways to read this. One is “she lost on every substantive claim, completely failed in her attempts to ban trans staff from the workplace, and won mild procedural victories against her employers handling of her case”. The other way is, I guess, “point one is longer so it must be more important”

just a reminder that Sandie Peggie harassed Dr Upton and was revealed to have said racist language as part of “dark humour”. the less heard from Ms Peggie, the better.

This should not be getting live reporting and it shouldn't be the BBC's headline story (I checked incognito so it's not just that I'm signed in to a Scotland-based account), absolutely damning indictment of our ridiculous media that it is - to say nothing of the complete pish claims about who won.

Guys, I think this show is about climate change but I’m not sure #TheWarBetween

this show is so straight, what the fuck #TheWarBetween

Literally this

Can the British state stop this obvious and easily solved scam? Let’s find out!

Finally qualy of the season!!!

I have entered my moustache era

Inflicting Love Actually to @uchster.bsky.social as part of his British Education

i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...

not quite muppet knives out but close enough! youtu.be/gJxzhUAGBDw?...

Wake up dead man is 4/5, probably about 30 mins too long though

anyway, I fucking hate how everything is now about how many eyeballs see content. An economy ruled by advertisers.

are we sure this also wasn’t uploaded early?

sorry but this is some crazy language from a supposed ‘grown up’ podcast @newsagents.bsky.social

They want to increase the pace of housebuilding but have allowed the BSR to paralyse construction and Thames Water to fail to build sufficient water infrastructure. They don't want to increase taxes, because that would break their promise, but are increasing taxes through fiscal drag, which doesnt.

They're anxious that the NHS pipeline is unblocked to allow easier flows of patients, but have kicked the can on Social Care to the election. They're immensely keen we become an AI and research hub, but are allowing universities to go bust and have failed to support construction of new lab space.

They are worried about high unemployment and have increased regulation on employment as well as costs through NICs. They are particularly worried by a lack of youth opportunities and have made it significantly more expensive to hire young people.

Just to actually address some things that are driving me mad: The government has pledged to bring down immigration and is relying on higher migration to make its budgets work. They have reduced tax incentives for saving in pension schemes whilst perceiving those schemes as engines of investment.

Also the phrase ‘so-called “headroom”’ is sending me. It’s not so called… it is in fact just headroom? What a weird tone.

No that's not *your* on *our behalf*. Your job is to report the story, presenting all sides fairly and then *we* call it. What Mason is saying here is fundamentally not what the bbc is for! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

trying to listen to f1 in a gay bar is a little on the nose, even for me.

I always thought it was a dojo

Just cancel your Netflix subscription and stop buying avocados. You'll be fine

Having your main characters kidnap a whole innocent family is certainly a choice.

Is it me or is this speech by Badenoch…… just a bit mad? And insulting?

Aiui this is a regional thing too. Give people in London cheaper rent and they can spend more money on Warhammer made in Nottingham, and also on divorce lawyers

#DoctorWhoDay would be incomplete without fish fingers & custard

www.doctorwho.tv/news-and-fea... WE KEEP WINNING BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking hell, the UK editor of ITV news everyone

Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait. My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.

sorry this is so fucking funny

cc: FIA over a McLaren verdict.

also please can Norris DSQ because can’t take a fuel sample, it would be so funny

After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

honestly the day Crofty retires will be the best day of my time. Fundamentally bad at his job and also way too cringe.

the tv direction is painfully bad #f1

Absolute dream: Uche has just woke me up just in time for lights out hah

So for doctor who day, I’m going to watch one story from every nuwho doctor

I have been claimed

so lorde was amazing