Hilariously Princess Anne is visiting Leeds Prison today. 💀

A NATION DEMANDS TO KNOW IF HE CRIED

I bet he’s sweating now

So how long till a MP says they want to bring back the death penalty specifically back for Andrew MW?

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

“Wuthering Heights” is actually a good film.

🙏

absolutely insane run from Max Weston in the mixed double skeleton🤯🤯🤯

Looking to hear from BrewDog "equity punk" investors today. How much did you invest? Did you cash out any of your shares? Have you lost out? DM me. Interested in speaking to staff also.

if you’re prime minister, it is kind of astonishing to say your legacy will be winning the election. that’s the job interview mate

Just because someone is rich and highly successful in business doesn't mean their brain can't be utterly melted online.

so this is pretty vile

a Meta black ops team has abducted Daisy Cooper MP to stop the release of the Nick Clegg Carly Rae Jepsen video

Seven minutes past nine and no news from Daisy Cooper. This is why trust in politics is at an all time low.

They’re releasing the Nick Clegg Carly Rae Jepsen video.

well fuck #curling

This is not helping Britain's productivity crisis here, lads.

when we get the podium, hope the hot podium guy wears a tight polo shirt for the fans

Just beyond parody at this point

In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.

Maybe he can be the new Envoy to the Nations and Regions.

BYE BITCH

me watching the curling: youtu.be/23cSs1rvbUQ?...

The drone shots on the men’s downhill are SO rad

On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was

Me and the boys are on fire today.

how it feels supporting Kemi Badenoch at PMQs today

ten years ago today no one clapped

Just retire in peace

oh my god

this thread has inspired me, so guess who obviously made a spreadsheet this morning about working out the tipping point for how many screenings till cost effective

...they told her no, didn't they

my brain is fully refusing to go into gear this morning

unfortunately I have lost to the intrusive thoughts and started watching bojack horseman again

this will mean maybe nothing to anyone but I just did a nested filter in excel (then wrapped it in a unique & index) and I feel like a god.

That isn't what happened x

I bet if I got a new notebook that would fix me.

Finished another rewatch of #Community. The final episode cuts me so deep.

Having a proper Mandela Effect moment at Suella defecting to Reform, something I would have sworn blind had happened a year ago.

I thought she had already but why have reform done this while the media was obsessed with burnham/starmer drama?? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ok rimming glasses is harder than the rimming I’m used to

ALMOST LIKE PRIVATE MEMBER BILLS ARE NOT AN APPROPRIATE LEGISLATIVE TOOL FOR HUGE SOCIETAL CHANGE

Does Alexi Duggins not remember this guy from Series 1? #thetraitors

I’d forgotten just how on point the meow meow beanz episode of #community is

Two replies to this *already* saying “we don’t want charisma, we want competence”. Ah, yes, when I think about this government and its 12 U-Turns and counting, I think “competence”.

'Sinners' is officially the most nominated film in Oscar history — with 16 nominations 🏆

Leanne AND Kate garraway? ugh #TheTraitors