Call or email your local independent theaters! I just emailed mine! Let's get this movie in front of eyeballs!

A warm rain has started falling. Petrichor fills the air. Our urban owls are watching. Autumn is finally here!

Better yet, for folks who have Sinclair and Nexstar-owned stations not airing Kimmel tonight, DO watch whatever they’re putting on in its place & see what local businesses are advertising. Contact those businesses and let them know you’re boycotting them until they pull their ads. Hit ‘em in the 💰

In-fucking-sane. Screw you, Disney. I'm done with you.

we need to make weaponized incompetence and lying a thing that gets you laughed out of public. it erodes trust and creates a shit society. you can't convince young adults that personal ethics matter when they see charlatans thriving everywhere

Dear Disney: It will take a lot more than one reinstated TV host to win back the trust you've lost.

Ain't no way that man apologized or promised to apologize so I look forward to see what happens

Some choice graffiti at the under-construction anti-gay chicken establishment.

Keep in mind that this is taken from a Disney production, one that just this week won an Emmy. It may sound vaguely apropos. youtu.be/KYnE2Mxayco?...

Once again I am asking small business owners, artists and artisans, and anyone else who purchases packaging to do it anywhere but Uline

Pretty sure I just heard the crit sound from TF2.

Holy shit what a fantastic play! I hope more states do the same.

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

The line for covid & flu shots at Kaiser was halfway around the building when I got here. They closed 15 min ago but are going to keep vaccinating everyone who was in line when they closed. HUGE thanks and appreciation to these #nurses, and all nurses everywhere working hard to keep us healthy. ❤️

From Feb 4th 1939

Just cancelled Disney+ because of Disney & ABC's suspension of Jimmy Kimmel. I don't even like Kimmel, but I will not give money to a corporation that gives in to fascists. The First Amendment exists for a reason.

I’m sticking with “assassination is bad” and add “if, as these charges suggest, you assassinated someone to fight hate, you absolutely condemned a bunch of other people to die as a natural consequence.”

We don’t celebrate his death, but we won’t hide the truth about his life.

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

A message for every LGBTQ+ person and ally out there having a rough time right now. Can't wait to be able to buy prints and stickers of this.

My woe was over the character limit

"The failure to name the gendered nature of most violence (political and otherwise) is especially notable because a large part of Charlie Kirk’s success was due to the ways in which he pushed for a reinforcement of a certain kind of traditional—and very aggressive—(white) masculinity."

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

I propose a variation of the golden rule You may respond to someone’s death as they would respond to yours.

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

is it illegal to walk over to a flag pole and hoist that sucker back up to full height?

Would you like some good news? A new vaccine has just been approved for protecting koalas from chlamydia, which is one of their leading causes of death.

Melissa Hortman practiced politics the right way.

You know the body has a way of rejecting a bullet if it doesn't really want to be shot.

“School shooting advocate Charlie Kirk was shot at a school which has an open carry rule to celebrate the 2nd amendment, while making a racist quip about gun violence, standing under a banner that says ‘prove me wrong’.” Ok I can admit it. The Simulation Hypothesis Guys may have a point.

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

I'm genuinely confused at so much of my feed being filled with "Don't celebrate Charlie Kirk being shot **because** this gives Trump the go ahead to violently crush opposition." Did you mean to add "faster" to the end of that sentence? Like, he wasn't waiting for an impetus. It's happening already

Friend just shared this in the group chat.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

Ahhh today’s the day!!! Detective Beans: Adventures in Cat Town is now available worldwide! I hope you enjoy it 😻😻😻

How does one pronounce VÅN ACCEŞSIBLE

It’s only libel if it’s false.

Super cute comic (multi-post 🧵)

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VENUS a mini comic about girls night uniting us all 1/2

In the same vein, those cop cars with STAY BACK POLICE DOG in huge letters across the back window. Your honor, it's clearly written so *police dogs* know to keep their distance. I was hoping the trunk was full of cats.

Watch this, Jerry. No, Jerry, don't put a watch on it-- how did you even do that to a YouTube video??

Now you C-D-See it, now you don't. @theonion.com

My sports hot take: Team uniforms were better when there were just two: home and away. Fuck off with the endless cash-grab variants and other constant changes! Uniforms are called that for a reason.