devastatingly relatable (one panel in particular feels laser targeted) but one adage I will never shut up about is 'just because something is easy to hurt yourself with, doesn't make it true' and the takeaway for anyone else relating to this should be to look at the last panel for a loooooooong time

bluesky was a thought experiment designed by Stanford to see how many times a woman telling a joke can stand having it either repeated back to her or misinterpreted in the dullest way possible. it has not concluded and if you complain you will have 'Rude' put on your profile and get a bad grade.

they're calling it Queer Arm-Wrestling

Spooky sapphic concept sketches 💅

figured some things out about my identity and making some big life changes. sorry to anyone affected

they're calling it T Boy Wrestling

we are on this rock to fall in love with each other as many times as our hearts have room for

Anyway I decided to make a whole art project about it. Funnily enough, every time I upload it here, it gets flagged for sexual content. glass.photo/absobloodylu...

the G in LGBT stands for Gwen

been climbing a ladder for way too long? what a thrill issue

For sale: tragic shoes. Baby size

picking up my nearbie girlfriend @puppydoggaming.bsky.social from the airport. farcels getting distancemogged

exciting news: there’s a profile of me out in The Needle by @marleywrites.bsky.social if you want to find out why I’m like this theneedlenews.com/2026/05/nove...

a beautiful and moving tribute. I’m weeping openly

maybe funnier without context, but I have a chatlog from ~2015 where I'd sent some of her tweets thinking they'd get a kick out of disagreeing with her which was BLATANTLY performative bc she stuck around on my mind for MONTHS and I *manually* went back to find and unblock her

I was already going to @poisonomicon.bsky.social for the 10/10 troll present, then the rest of the cold open followed on from it and I'm not sure the episode proper or anything else will top it. If anyone's wondering, this is the Lego in question:

me when im dr gero

oh. oh no.

happy birthday, nova 💛

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BELOVED WIFE @postoctobrist.bsky.social LOOK AT HER

happy birthday to one of the most lovely women I have ever been fortunate enough to meet, @postoctobrist.bsky.social 💜💜💜

I MADE A CRYPTIC CROSSWORD playable 🔗: crosswithfriends.com/beta/play/100007522 might do it again if anyone besides my cruciverbalist metamour enjoys this sort of thing. yes I am this boring sometimes and no I'm not sorry

fuck it bluesky can have these too. my wardrobe of close fitting high necked sleeveless tops expands once again

if I repost any of my recent heaters here I know they won't give me the silly internet numbers and mommy needs her silly internet numbers or she can't cum

if you were a straight guy and you just made like a difficult throw you could be like 'no, I'm Mr Shots, you must have me confused with my wife,'

PUT OUR TRANS FLAG UP AT STREET LEVEL EXPECTING TO GET A BRICK THROUGH THE WINDOW BUT ALL WE GET IS DOLLS THROUGH THE DOOR

british trans women be like tea and crumpets? nah thanks i'd rather have E and armpits

say what you will about twitter but I've discovered I have the gift for making some low effort bullshit on my phone minutes before I go to bed, slamming the post button and going straight to sleep knowing it'll pop off by morning

I will continue to inflict this on my friends and loved ones as I rope more people into playing riichi mahjong with me

also a little commotion for the full poster, by me and @poisonomicon.bsky.social live.nogodsnomayors.com

Slay The Spire 2

guess whose back

when you buy a camera from 2006 you get photos from 2006. I really like all of these

*girl who's been biting you nonstop for the last hour voice* what the fuck you bit me? thats it im getting a muzzle.

she beat me so bad at mahjong i asked her to be my girlfriend

vyvanse: alright you wanna focus on work me: of course vyvanse: first things first, you gotta cum me: huh vyvanse: i feel that's pretty clear me: what vyvanse: you want focus, you gotta cum. it's like fullmetal alchemist. equivalent exchange

THE BAD NEWS: IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU TO HAVE A PERFECTLY COMPREHENSIBLE LIFE. THE GOOD NEWS: NOW YOU CAN BE BEAUTIFUL.

the funniest thing i can think of is running up to someone and angrily sawing off my own head

hahahahahaha I'm going to become the fucking jonkler

this makes me laugh out loud every single time

only started going to the gym properly a few months ago and I FINALLY just broke past my body weight on one exercise GRAAAAAAHHH

girls are for biting

I deny the catdemongirl allegations