guess whose back

when you buy a camera from 2006 you get photos from 2006. I really like all of these

*girl who's been biting you nonstop for the last hour voice* what the fuck you bit me? thats it im getting a muzzle.

she beat me so bad at mahjong i asked her to be my girlfriend

vyvanse: alright you wanna focus on work me: of course vyvanse: first things first, you gotta cum me: huh vyvanse: i feel that's pretty clear me: what vyvanse: you want focus, you gotta cum. it's like fullmetal alchemist. equivalent exchange

THE BAD NEWS: IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU TO HAVE A PERFECTLY COMPREHENSIBLE LIFE. THE GOOD NEWS: NOW YOU CAN BE BEAUTIFUL.

the funniest thing i can think of is running up to someone and angrily sawing off my own head

hahahahahaha I'm going to become the fucking jonkler

this makes me laugh out loud every single time

only started going to the gym properly a few months ago and I FINALLY just broke past my body weight on one exercise GRAAAAAAHHH

girls are for biting

I deny the catdemongirl allegations

how to do anything pt 4

*towering over you* are you obsessed with me or not

good evening chat i got a new lipstick

sooooooo turns out I was wrong about some things in my life. i have updated my bio accordingly to reflect this

found immediately after arriving in london

what is it about bluesky that breeds this very specific kind of reply person

>boot up dark souls 1 >spend ten minutes parry looping havel while talking about muzzles and losing human rights >yup still the best souls game

awoooooo

🩸 TIP: You can BITE GIRLS to unlock extra SOUND EFFECTS.

they call it the switch 2 because you switch 2 walking away

always humbling fucking with my HRT regimen as a grown ass woman. what do you mean I'm going through my sixth or seventh puberty at age 30

many of you, I fear

can't believe my 30s are over in just over two weeks. gonna have to start on my 31s

played some Nightreign last night w/ @trinketbirdy.bsky.social and first impressions are 'this feels like a really good overhaul mod rather than a standalone game' and 'christ this has to only be fun if you play in a premade with voice chat'

been bottle blonde for the majority of my transition and usually don't let my roots get too out of control but it's been a couple months and I 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 have just now discovered grey hairs for the first time I turn 31 in just under three weeks who want me

not exactly sure what alchemy I've performed but I've somehow made a third of my monthly HRT supply last a month seemingly without missing any doses so if anyone needs me I'll be out transing the multitudes

none of them

for a goth pervert biting enthusiast with plans for a vampire-themed project in the near future, you would think I'd be a lot more into vampires than I actually am

odaxelagnia would be a beautiful name for a girl

i don't think i'll ever quite figure out how to post here when most of my thoughts are along the lines of 'they should make teeth you can electrocute someone with when you bite them'

"gandalf is meant to represent the legend of st james" "gandalf is a christ-figure" "gandalf is the prophet elijah" you are all little babies. watch this: gandalf is an allegory for goku

chat does anyone happen to have recommendations for FFS surgeons or any good comparative resources for a girl (me) who has a pathological aversion to trusting her own judgement in research

[Girl who doesn't really have a concrete understanding on what affirmations are] my tits are huge and it's sunny outside

[opens the feel like shit app] hey why do i feel like shit

has this place figured itself out yet or

fuck me, I had an appointment literally one street over from this at around the same time and completely missed all this, where was this even being organised

here’s the full photo

other site bad how we doing over here

what if I reposted my new years selfies here. what are you going to do about that

im not monogamous but i fuck like i am

still can't believe i came across this display that had all my partners' names together in one place 🥰🥰

sorry everyone i haven't really figured out how to post here yet i'm still stuck in the vestiges of saying my own name like a pokémon

if you think im nice and sweet have you considered that im actually biting you right now at this moment

Gwen.

okay, I'll bite,