Nebraska-TAMU was about as intense as it gets and it’ll only get ratcheted up in the 5th set.

Don’t read this if you haven’t watched the new Knives Out movie but I wrote about how the series only works because Blanc doesn’t treat the mysteries like a game but is always protecting the most vulnerable individual in the case open.substack.com/pub/somethin...

When I see an ad boasting of all that A.I. can create for me

This was literally a Parks & Rec joke

🤮

They think you’re so stupid.

A rigged draw but this is…tantalizing nonetheless.

ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:

Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

@grammarous.bsky.social Hot unitake: Every MLB team should have a powder blue alt.

Dumbest timeline ever continues.

This would have been an all-timer of a year 😂

Man, the relief that is gonna provide Wirtz. #LFC

My 2025 Spotify Wrapped is in! 1. Terrestrial Radio 2. YouTube When I Must 3. Humming To Myself 4. Stuck In My Head 5. I Don't Use Spotify

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

ChatGPT's newest commercial is "helping organize a study schedule" and this is the company that needs to bring in over a $100 mil/year to break even??

This is a fucking nightmare.

That Tyne-Wear Derby is going to be bonkers.

Texas back?

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The reason for the season 🙌🏽

It’s really impressive to string 3 bad takes together. #PieSky

Yikes

Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??

See! Soccer can be fun (glares at LFC).

Target: how do we turn around public perception of our brand? We need to do something that everyone will love...

Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.

The real national championship game imo

The best one (so far).

Big loser energy.

"Face down. A$$ up. That's the way I like to block"

This right here is it.

Unreal #MNUFC win. Worth every second of freezing cold.

I continue to be impressed by Sunderland. Absolutely deserved success.

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

I quit Spotify long ago, so just here to say Apple Music is pretty good.

Clear mush brain being fed disinformation by the cronies. No concept of reality.

Disappointing.

It will be damned pathetic if after all these Democratic victories all over the country, the only Republican running in the so-called progressive city of Minneapolis mayoral race ends up winning

B*cka losing makes me happy.

Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.

every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you” nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.

Adams has railed against vaccines, and science in general, for many years. Kennedy cut funding for promising work including mRNA vaccines for prostate cancer. Just, the audacity here.

All the boos at that.

I would buy a Blue Jays hat.

This is *it*

“No treats, only tricks for the American people” is right there, Senator.

@grammarous.bsky.social Bengals best look? Probably. (Jets all whites are underrated)