microdosing republican death until we can get the full dose

Roses are red Cher is a baddie

I heroically foiled an alleged alien plot to kidnap the entire population of St. Paul. Trust me bro.

Stephen A Smith is a cucked out little bitch

I love how AMC trailers are now 1. Trailers 2. Ad for Amazon 3. More trailers 4. AMC ad telling you you’re at a movie 5. AMC ad reminding you that you’re at a movie 6. 5-sec cut of Nicole Kidman reminding you you’re at the movies 7. TURN OFF YOUR PHONE 8. Did you know you’re at the movies

Welp, let’s log on to Bluesky and see how everyone here is handling today’s Platner news.

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

These prosecutors who made my family’s life hell for a year are criminals. I want justice and we’ll seek it. This can’t happen again.

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

The thing is... even if Paramount does eventually replace Bari Weiss with someone who actually knows how to run TV news, it's too late. Ellison has shown his hand, has made it clear that he has a very specific ideological agenda he's injecting into these brands.

[bezos punches a wall]

For Gondor. For @ezswords.com

Happy Dune Day. May thy 9th chip and shatter

Cincinnati, Clermont County, Butler County

St. Louis, St. Charles, Kansas City

lol, ok

When your assassination conspiracy theory is just the plot of Nine Inch Nails' 2007 album "Year Zero"

Wait. So you guys spread rumors here that Graham Platner was a coke dealer for the Pod Save America boys?

BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) — Virginia voters approve new US House districts that could aid Democrats in midterm elections.

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[shocked pikachu.jpeg]

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

"I want the Democratic party to treat me like a Never-Trumper" –Hasan Piker

EZRA KLEIN: “Hasan Piker is not the enemy… he isn’t a “Jew hater.” — He’s an anti-Zionist… The Israel young people know is not the Israel that older people remember.” www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/o...

Political Profile: Markwayne Mullin https://theonion.com/political-profile-markwayne-mullin/

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Goddamn it, Sam Kieth fucking ruled and so did The Maxx

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

Jake Paul gets on stage at the Trump rally and has the nastiest pit stains I've ever seen (it also appears the crowd doesn't know who he is)

"Trump gets donations, you get massive Ticketmaster surcharges — service fees, platinum fees, per-order fees, payment processing fees, facility fees, magical money-sh*tting unicorn fees — on top of already sky-high ticket prices." — @lizdye.bsky.social

It could be worse, John Fetterman could have chased after me with a gun.

Ah yes, said by the extremely famous Star Trek heros, the Borg

NIN tour posters from 20 years ago this spring, during the Bush/Cheney wars. Same as it fucking ever was… Art direction by Designers Republic, design by me.

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

Girl, your husband keeps texting me and asking me for money and I don’t even like him.

Zoe Greenberg of the @inquirer.com has been working on a story about privy digging in Philadelphia, and she talked to all the right people. This is a gift link to a very nice snapshot into a world we have unexpectedly become entrenched in share.inquirer.com/5oTvtV

Always make sure you are that person who is bobbing your head and singing at a @nin.com show.

All along, all the time

So, it's pretty clear MAGA and the Trump Administration are just a big Cosplay Convention for losers and dorks who couldn't get girls in high school and are trying to convince the world they are alpha men. They are failing.

Undignified to say the least

Some @nin.com photos from Columbus

What if Lemon Party and Grindr did a cross-promotion.

Too often when discussing trans rights, we’re forced to be on the defensive, as Republicans wage attacks. Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.

A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan. It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash. “ICE GTFO OF MN” Minneapolis February 4, 2026