Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Tomorrow, the House will vote on the NDAA, which includes a provision to merge parts of our military with the IDF. This amendment is an existential threat to American sovereignty and democracy. Every member of Congress must vote NO.

FREE INFOWARS ELF No shit. There’s no scenario where someone would pay for one.

Are we sure it wasn't the fashion police?

Tired: CIA dossier Wired: MSG dossier

Like you peaked at Home Alone 2

Indeed! Fictional Tim Heidecker has certainly had a lot of wives and this one was a hit. I hope she gets the horse. #oncinema #infowars

New Siri is working and helped me out with a difficult problem today.

The only election interference happening in this country is coming straight from the White House, and no amount of pathetic late night rambling from a failing, fading president will change anyone’s mind

fuck him up wired

Yes, we actually made Demon Guard for InfoWars. Buy some before we run out. store.theonion.com/products/dem...

really says something about the state of the nominal left that someone like Prelogar, who was probably the most sought-after Democratic lawyer at the end of the Biden administration, would go straight to working for Kalshi. absolutely pathetic.

AQI is 148 but hey you can stare right at the sun without worrying

Happy Infowars Day everyone. Please watch this instead of the president.

Harry Kane scored 6 goals for England in the World Cup. After he admitted he went golfing with Donald Trump he did not score again the rest of the tournament, and England are out. The Trump sports curse remains undefeated.

Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh

Hell yes, here we go!

Siskel and Ebert were right about The Labyrinth.

Has there been a more pathetic and ineffective leader of the House Democrats in our lifetimes? I can't think of one.

HEIC is a great format that is designed to frustrate people in the same way USB-C is the greatest cable format of all time that drives people over the brink.

I need the uncompressed file to be turned into a ringtone. Thanks in advance @nicklutsko.bsky.social

Abolish ICE.

If you post on X, you are an active participant in the richest man in the world’s far-right, racist disinformation campaign. But, you know, gotta get that engagement clout.

Piracy... The word you're looking for is "piracy"

Fuck.

what a wonderful man. don’t know if he ever saw this but i sure hope so

I swear if he died from that diarrhea parasite

we can add this to the Trump sports curse list, right?

CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt

Godamn just let him use the shitty plane already.

AND WE ARE LIVE. https://www.youtube.com/live/mZXxXsKF4H0

honestly he should be worried about people hopped up on hormones bc some guy on testosterone is gonna crack that giant hard boiled egg open and suck the protein right out

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Just talked to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes

Anyway in better news, 23 hours to the next InfoWars, which is one of the funniest things I have ever seen and I am not exaggerating. theonion.info

Oh god. They're going to try to Roblox-ify Xbox, aren't they. Lean into UGC and the free labor that comes with. Sheezus.

“I'm leaving the White House soon. God Bless America! President DONALD J. TRUMP” It’s happening!!! Happy 4th everybody!

"KKK, but Best Buy, bitch"

wrong as usual phil but thanks for playing. you know about as much about elfs as you do muppets

Be safe out there on the water today!

I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either

to me it's creepy that a grown ass man has an opinion on taylor swift's marriage

Boot up your Apple TVs and prepare yourselves. Here we go!

22 hours to InfoWars.

The conversation should be about forcing Trump to disgorge all of his money to the American people, under the terms of the emoluments clause. Why aren’t there 100 op-eds about this? Seize all the profits from the grifts and use them to fund the prosecution of everyone in this administration.

And house democrats wonder why they’re losing

And I mean, in normal times I would say the idea of copying an obviously illegal gambling app would be rather on the nose but we live in hell now

this has to be some grift or money laundering scheme right