For once, a mediocre man trying to meme his way to more power failed! You love to see it!

ah, there's that Democratic cowardice we all know and love

This is the one MS game I was looking forward to, potentially their biggest release this year, and they still screwed it up. What is going on over there? www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/...

An unencrypted Steam update means that the PC version of Forza Horizon 6 has leaked. www.digitalfoundry.net/news/2026/05...

Anybody got White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2026 v2 ideas?

Nothing but love for this past year of Giant Bomb.

I hate eBay users. I block anyone interested in items that’s in Florida. I can’t catch them all since eBay doesn’t allow that in the settings, but 95% of issues we’ve experienced are from users in Florida. No exaggeration. Fucking assholes.

Our six OG chickens. I love them so much and I’m excited about the six chicks we’re adding to the coop soon. #chickens

Guanlong on a walk last week.

I step off social media for a bit and come back to STAR FOX WHAAAAAAAAT

man i wish i had shit taste and could just enjoy all the yellowstoneiverse stuff

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

@peqs.bsky.social Hi Peqs! You probably figured out it’s johnbron here. Happy to find you on Bluesky. Hope you’re well! Cheers.

Infowas

The Fragile, With Teeth, Strobe Light #nineinchnails #nin

Dems spend more time fund raising off of what Trump does then any meaningful way of stoping him. Hell they just voted to let him continue his mass surveillance program

I haven’t given any $ to a Democratic campaign in years. Haven’t felt they’d know what to do with it. I could however see giving to candidates who explicitly map out how they’d destroy the Supreme Court.

Learned it from watching Radagast and Gandalf.

This didn’t happen

I can’t believe the Nazis have taken over. Read more in my newsletter that’s hosted by the good friends of the Nazis.

I mean you can say “we’ll weather this” but you know, people have been murdered, with the murderers facing no consequences of any discernible variety

Like fuck it is.

Funnyman Fact: Rob Schneider’s contract ended in 1994.

Anybody got White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2026 v2 ideas?

“To enter”….what? Can someone please show the First Lady how to operate the off button on a teevee remote?

No jokes allowed!

we were right to kill them

I had to double check. This is a real piece from @pbsnews.org omitting the headline that Trump used the shooting to double down on his ballroom.

Every day the Trump DOJ continues to violate the Epstein Files Transparency Act. If *you* violated a federal law, you’d be in trouble. Why isn’t the Trump DOJ being held to account for breaking the law?

Israel has been murdering journalists for years and even killed Lebanese journalist Amal Khalil days ago, while people in that room aided, covered, and cheerled it. Now they want people to feel bed for them because their journalistic feefees are hurt.

I don’t even think the shootings are staged I just dgaf about Trump’s safety… he sure as hell doesn’t care about mine

I am now being told that the loud noises heard were from a very large glass bottle of vodka hitting the floor as it was being passed from the hands of Alex Jones to the FBI Director.

Sad to report that Donald J. Trump is apparently safe and secure.

Looks like everyone having a good time at the White House Correspondents Dinner

It’d be a shame if a bomb fell on these two huge pieces of shit.

The former owner of InfoWars is learning just who this Tim Heidecker is, and, as always, he wants his very discerning audience to know the truth.

Damn. Alex Jones’s is owning @timheidecker.bsky.social “Actual mug shot” Alex is simply introducing On Cinema at the Cinema to people that otherwise may have never come across it. :D #OCATC #GreggHead @oncinema.bsky.social

The Onion is worth $479.1 trillion and exactly three Bitcoin, since we’re just saying stuff

Nobody likes QR codes.

Alex Jones is correct about @timheidecker.bsky.social Thank you Tim!

Blow your paycheck like a well-informed citizen. https://store.theonion.com/products/infowars-mashup-logo-cotton-tote-copy

Some timeline stuff: — We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks. — We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs. — Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

I’m still digesting the news that @timheidecker.bsky.social is now the creative director at InfoWars. Congrats to @theonion.com and @bencollins.bsky.social on the wonderful news. Incredible folks steering this ship. I cannot fucking wait to see what you’re cooking up! Thank you Tim

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

Gandalf, please help the world out. Again.

I’ll be watching tonight. Last week was incredible.

Friends, how do we make the Nine Inch Noize version of Heresy the song of the summer? Do we call radio stations? Get it played at clubs. (p.s. Get me the 12" extended mix, stat) I want to hear this blasting from open car windows all around America

Type of fit you’d wear to reveal an Xbox exclusive first person shooter on stage at E3 2012.