What goes on in the crisper drawer of my fridge is none of my business

*sits on a lily pad, all guru style, my face brightly lit by the rising sun as I gaze to the heavens* Come to me, my broken people! W-we're not broken..? Uh-huh. Sit your ass DOWN

Due to unforeseen circumstances, dinner tonight will mostly be gooey garlic sourdough with baked on cheeses. Maybe a lil' broth or ramen on the side for dunking. We appreciate your patience during this difficult time 🍜🧄🧀

Gimme foodz 🥩

"It was a bright, sunny day, and the last thing to would expect was to see a Bigfoot monster"

A bird with three or more colors? Here's an 'apapane sporting the red, black and white while doing a wren cosplay (not bad for a honeycreeper descended from a rose finch) :) 📷🦉🌿

Birdwatching in White Orchard is... different. Bring some bear spray. And maybe a portable castle to hide in #Witcher #TheConquerorChallenges

Mustafar Bagpipes do not screw around

Back on The Path! 🐺⚔️👢 #Witcher #TheConquerorChallenges

Friday work was good despite all the work-related things I was called on to do. Don't they know I have fall allergies!?

thinking of saying one or two swear words this weekend

“do not speak badly of yourself, for the warrior that is inside you hears your words and is lessened by them”

I love being in the woods and not having to know how the housing market is doing. “Have you seen these interest rates lately?” No, I’m in the woods

At it again #ThePickledLife 🧅🌶️🇵🇹

Time to start accumulating pumpkins and gourds that will almost certainly be eaten out by squirrels. They never say thank you despite my bankrolling their yearly orgy

Spoopmonth draws nigh! I found beeg spiger in my garden 🕷️🕸️

It's #Tiki time! Tonight's selection is Blackbeard's Ghost, a 1960s original for which most of the ingredients are still around. Has strong Scooby Doo vibes

Second only to the Blood Moon, my favorite moon is the Toenail Moon. Absurdly Bright Companion Venus®™ sold separately 🌚

May a giant white fluffy butt lead us all through the darkness 🙏🏻

May a giant white fluffy butt lead us all through the darkness 🙏🏻

Second only to the Blood Moon, my favorite moon is the Toenail Moon. Absurdly Bright Companion Venus®™ sold separately 🌚

Nice! We had one by our porch light last fall, which made for a photo that I couldn’t recreate if I tried.

Sent a pigeon through the tube at the bank. Boy were they surprised

NOH, an old Hawaii-based spice, marinade and seasoning company, inspired me to make Portuguese style sweet pickled onions and peppers for the first time. Not only was it easy and delicious, I like how they've not updated their product or it's artwork since... well, never probably xD

The world is being... well, pretty awful and disappointing all around at the moment. So that means it's time to withdraw to a safe space and concoct our not so secret meat rub 👍🏻

This is how we used to have to get our misinformation before the internet.

QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.

“We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt cheeks than we will reaching Mount Doom before daybreak.” This one should be finished today - thanks for the lovely words so far!✨🎨

I will *never* stop shopping at Traitor Joe's by the way

I don't feel the need to check the news all that often when it's just this over and over

Washing breakfast dishes and sweating, but THIS is the view. Add chicken, bird and breeze sounds for optimum #kauai experience 🐓🌴🌺🌊

Today's "return to office" lunchtime walking adventures fabulous prize®™: OBSIDIAN BANANA

[confident swagger] Gimme that second shot, barkeep. I done developed a powerful THIRST [CVS pharmacist holding my shingles vaccine] Just tell me left arm or right, okay?

Major #Kauai #vibes

Cabin life. #blackhills #southdakota

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

Opened a document in Adobe and a banner came up saying "This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary using AI instead." The document was only 7 pages long. I fear for future generations.

One of my best: a pair of unbanded Nene at a switchback on the Halemau'u trail, framed by 'ama'u ferns and pukiawe. There's even a bit of Hawaiian wormwood in the shot if you can find it. :) 🦉🌿📷 #Hawaii

Kau Desert, Hawaii Volcanoes National Park

If you don't hear from me again it's because I strayed from the path and ate the food

I wrote this simple outline to help webcomic artists come up with jokes

Happy birthday to Jack Kirby.

i put on pants just like everyone else: mad that i have to

#Kilauea Most episodes of Halemaʻumaʻu lava fountaining since the eruption started on Dec. 23, 2024, have continued for a day or less & have been separated by pauses in eruptive activity lasting at least several days. Timeline since Dec. 23, 2024: www.usgs.gov/volcanoes/ki... IMGS: Y. Bauer

happily ever after 🥰

Me: [vacuuming the couch] Kanoa: You! ... Shall not ... Pass!!

I don't know why I expect an energy drink to make a dent against the kind of fatigue that comes with allergies. I may as well expect it to cure being a zombie, at which point we're just wasting perfectly good Monster Zero Ultra 💀

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.