Folsom was a blast. I love how shamelessly horny this community can be when given the space~ 🥵

Time to be a creature again~See y’all at Folsom!

Next!

Need to add more cookies to my diet~

You know what to do. Get to it…

Boss: HR says you're required to take some kind of professional training this year. Me: What's my budget? Boss: Send me some classes and we'll see. Me: *Submits a list of classes that would be useful for my role* Boss: These are all too expensive! What can you get for $200? Me: A book.

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Portrait of Vignette (vignette.bsky.social)

Portrait of Vignette / Teratophilia (After Alfred Jarry), Closed Circuit Baby

TFW you’re having a good smell day and can’t stop sniffing yourself~

Look ma, no hands~ #murrsuit #fcf

Woo.. Woke up this morning to the strongest earthquake I've felt while living in the bay so far. Only one I've felt stronger than this was the one we had in Maryland in 2011.

It’s always so frustrating when my sniffer is down for maintenance. Been feeling under the weather the last few days so I’ve been stuck in bed. :<

Yeah, you caught me… you wanna finish me off?

I wish there was a tab for bluesky profiles that's like, "here's all the posts from this user that I've interacted with".

From Fetch boat party last year! A cute @vignette.bsky.social

See 🐾 Post 🐾

I'm not a consumer of "normal" porn, so when I started seeing folks choking each other in every other M/F fursuit sex video coming across my feed lately, I was curious what was going on.

Hakuna Maté 🧉

Amazon sending me a breastfeeding poncho instead of the film I ordered is weirdly causing a kind of low-key horny I didn't expect.

bfc badges in order @lochcelious.bsky.social @kiba.bsky.social @vignette.bsky.social and me

It bothers me a lot when I write to someone looking to purchase a product or service and they don’t respond to me at all. It’s unprofessional and makes me disinterested in giving them any business in the future.

I need to find some more ways to allow myself to be creature more often.

Always kinda fun being recognized by the filthy commissions I get. “Oh! You’re *that* Vignette!” 😅

Sniff fuzzy, get dizzy. 😵‍💫

Everyone here smells like baby powder.

The place you hung out at that one time

Over here spending hours of my day writing justification documents and setting up meetings with directors and finance managers to get approval to purchase a $60 software license. People here still haven't learned the value of time.

I really do have a hair trigger with some things... Amazing that a reading a few short words is all it takes to make me need to adjust my pants (or I guess poncho, in this case).

I always get so excited whenever it rains here after long periods of dry weather~

Opened a document in Adobe and a banner came up saying "This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary using AI instead." The document was only 7 pages long. I fear for future generations.

The black wind howls...

I really wish Exterro would change FTK to use admin permissions "as needed". There's no need to require the app to be an admin if all you're doing is working with already captured filesystem images.

When they get up and you see your cum dripping down their legs~ 🥵

It always bothers me how toxic computer culture can be sometimes. Like, everyone is always trying to one up and out-nerd each other all the time, and it makes participating in any discussion about tech super frustrating.

Sweet, spicy, aromatic…

I love catching my building maintenance team in a lie *every single time* I put in a ticket because they always forget I have cameras in my rooms.

Making some fresh pasta tonight when @kiba.bsky.social walks up, leans over the counter to look at what I’m doing, and goes “you’re always smashing does…”

This was the song that inspired the current version of my character. Every now and then when I’m in suit at a con or event, I’ll put this on in my AirPods and *vibe*.

Google Trends is a great tool to help understand if the term the sales rep keeps trying to shoehorn into your meeting is something you somehow missed in your 20+ years of industry experience or is just a buzzword.

During workdays, my favorite part of the morning is when I get my coffee and kiss from @kiba.bsky.social

Once I finish cleaning all the playa dust off my junk, I wanna make some new smut.

One more set before bed. Want to go for a ride?

I'm very good at remembering technical details of things and often forget that others may not be. It makes talking about certain stuff difficult bc I have to provide enough information to the person to know what I'm talking about without providing SO much that I'm insulting their intelligence.

I hate producing waste and try to buy stuff that's either serviceable or has a really good warranty. Seems like every year after Burning Man I have to test a few of those.

Used my old FurFling account to report some stolen content to the folks they stole it from and it looks like they figured out it was me and banned my account. At least I'm not getting anymore fake message emails. :)

I just watched a squirrel drag a dog bone up a tree to chew on it.

I think we as a fandom should work really hard to re-create smaller, safe spaces for our friends to be themselves and to be weird, Big cons might be a great way to visit a city of people, but we’ve long known that smaller scale social brings higher quality interactions & friendship development

Welp… I’m back a week earlier than expected. We got hit pretty hard by the first storm, and the threat of a second, far worse one convinced me and my partner to pack up and leave. Now hearing that the second storm didn’t actually happen has us feeling pretty destroyed.

About to head off to that thing in the desert for a week. Send me something horny while I’m gone. 😘