Why does sunscreen gotta be so awful? ;_;

Those “dancing all night at the rock show” smells~ 🥴

Considering Megaplex last minute. Just gotta see if I can find a room…

Meetings all week about how to develop with AI and no one seems to get that it’s literally just CS 101: documentation, tests, and human readable code are important.

Gosh I could use some critter bouncing on my dick right now… 😮‍💨

My mother is like, “why don’t you wanna move back to Florida?” and then tells me I shouldn’t wear my fursuit head anywhere in the city they live in because “people here can be really mean.”

Although then again it means cancelling INTO your climax so like you do one horny thing and then nut. One whiff of armpit stink and you're cumming. I think I've seen this @vignette.bsky.social pic

They put a flock camera at the corner near my parents’ friend’s house and the DoT told everyone here it was to catch speeders.

A pwyw doodle page for @vignette.bsky.social #furryart #nsfw

Got a bunch of family coming in to stay at my parents’ place this weekend so I’ve been exiled to the RV to have a quiet place to work.

Sometimes I get frustrated at the documentation here. I appreciate that you want to tell me your web app is running on nginx with a PostgreSQL database, but you didn’t have to dedicate 60% of the internal doc to that… just link to the manual. 😑

Do I know any FreeBSD experts? Running into an python issue that I’m having some trouble resolving.

Hanging out in Florida for the week with my parents. I forgot how insanely humid it can get here during the summer.

We meet again, 5am flight… 😪

I need to wear my cock ring more often. I’m a pretty horny person in general, but it always keeps me just *slightly* more horny when I wear it under clothes.

Felching as a contraceptive method~ 🥴

I love digging through all the things in a new place and getting them working again.

On the plus side, this heatwave has led to a *lot* of good sweaty animal smut~ 🥵

Strategically going on video mute to sniff yourself. 🥴

SF Pride with furry friends. 🐶🐱🦊🐺🦌🦴 📸 @guilslimdrake.bsky.social @paladinwulfie.bsky.social @tigersammich.bsky.social @vignette.bsky.social @kiba.bsky.social @doggypants.bsky.social #furry #fursuit #fursuiting #pride

I love having friends that I can just be totally filthy with.

When you’re about to cum and you tell them they’re gonna look so good carrying your pups~

I need to get in he habit of calling out of work on days after the banya. “Sorry, boss… too relaxed. Not gonna want to get out of bed tomorrow morning.”

I came up with this fun idea to collect dirty ideas for my characters to use for art and stories. I have this little notebook that I keep on me at cons and certain parties to allow friends to write in their own filthy thoughts, but stay present and not break out a device.

Monty sniffing a musky purple stripped hyena~

Heading home after a 3-day backpacking trip in the sierras with @kiba.bsky.social , @flipbunny.bsky.social , and @amatzicoyote.bsky.social feeling exhausted but refreshed. 😮‍💨

Gosh there are so many hot murrsuiters out there now. At least *something* is going right with the world. 🥵

Bap bap bap

Looking forward to being a creature at @clubknot.dog tonight. 😘

Sometime I wonder what the neighbors must think.

I kinda wish sites would have more tools to show you the interactions you’ve had with account profiles you’re looking at. Sure they let us know we’re “friends” or whatever, but what about likes or comments I’ve made on their posts/works over time? Or interactions they’ve had with my own posts?

The little Mexican restaurant where we got dinner was covered in AI art, and all I could think of was the goat scene from Pluribus.

Found a pic on an old hard drive of some art I did back in high school. This is the first and only commission I ever did for anyone. Seeing it again really makes me wanna get back into drawing. This was clearly photographed on a potato from the era, so please excuse the blurriness.

Whenever I get home from someplace that allows me to be nude outside it always makes me wanna do it a lot more often.

Is there a good vegan version of those gelatin ovipositor eggs that’s body-safe?

TFW you’re having a good smell day~ 🥴

Relics of a former self.

I keep running into this issue at work. Something will fail, and when I ask the service owner about it they’ll say, “you must have done something wrong.” Then I go on a deep dive to figure out “what” only to discover the thing hasn’t been working for years and I’m just the first one to notice.

Got an ad for Apple Watch’s “cycle tracking” feature. Wonder if that’s targeted~

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Lime pickle, my beloved~ 🥵

My grandmother was scammed again, and it’s making me want to go full Jim Browning.

That coffee and fursuit sex smell~ 😮‍💨

I want more reasons to dress up nice. I kinda like wearing a suit, and would love more reasons to wear my suits with fursuit parts more often.

I have far too many fursuit crushes. 🥵

I forgot how easy miso soup is to make from scratch.

*vibrates*

Speaking of monsters… 🎨: @skiaskai.bsky.social

My fursuit has been attracting two kinds of demographics on FetLife over the last few years: 1: Monster fuckers 2: Straight dudes who wanna see their partners knocked up by monsters

C’mere… 😈