the latter half of s2 is crazy from armand's pov. you get fucked so good that not only do you have to go feed the next day but you also bust out the diffuser and the good coat for the lunch date and within 24 hours your marriage has crumbled and you are homeless

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

thank you to the mothers in fandom for taking the time to write weird fanfiction and fujo out with us.

example one bajillion of how graphic design makes or breaks your tabletop rulebook

i think sometimes we take for granted what a remarkable accomplishment it was on the parts of jacob anderson and the iwtv screenwriting team that when they announced season 3 was going to be tvl, there was a vast horde of fans going BUT WHERE'S LOUIS WE'RE STILL GOING TO GET LOUIS RIGHT

said this before but you can argue that armand playing a staff member in s1 is to control the interview from afar, and you'd be correct, but what tips the balance in favor of it primarily being a sex thing is the fact that they devised Lore for porn parody rashid

Thumbs up!

Public use public transport

wip weds were having fun in the pressure cooker

backrooms riso

Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.

your loot or your life

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

in a way, if you think about it, Frankenstein's monster is the real monster. because it's made of a bunch of dead bodies and stuff which is different from how people generally are

Bring back the ancient knowledge

NEW EVENT! In the run-up to the premiere of TVL, celebrate by donating some blood and/or writing a drabble about your own or someone else's blood! Details and collection here: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/blood_fest/profile #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #thevampirelestat

nothing finished or new to post but i wanted to say one last goodbye before seeing you all in the new year! *SMOOOOOOCH* everyone, be good! Not like these lovey dovey freaks!! 🩸🩸 #armand #danielmolloy #devilsminion #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #illustration

Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

Besides the obvious travel answer - honestly, I think I'd get a stylist? Someone who could help me nail down a personal style/clean out my closet/find pieces that fit that style for different occasions/get stuff tailored when necessary would be sooo frivolous but. Would be fun...

Going at it nasty-style in the prison-bedroom 🤌 (And ofc, full in the paid places✨) #iwtv #iwtvfanart #thevampirearmand #louisdepointedulac #ldpdl #loumand DO NOT REPOST!!!

lestat’s a fag. louis’s an invert. armand’s a catamite. daniel’s a hole’s a hole.

F*ck around and find out. See you tomorrow, Beautiful Unwell. #TheVampireLestat

this was going to wait for wednesday but in honor of ,

does anyone else know the size of your soul OH MY LESMANDS AUGHHHHHHH

"is he your son, marius? i'll father him better than you ever did" is for my money the most diabolical line anne rice ever wrote, and that is saying quite a bit

🌘done to me 🌘loumand with mention of past marimand 🌘3k words, e 🌘the beginnings of a beautiful marriage, haunted by things and people past <3

Wrote some pretty nasty Armantiago for the penthouse rapril event!! archiveofourown.org/works/83099296

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

Vessel with rodents! Vessel with rodents! Vessel with rodents!

ao3 doing the omega joke as one last hail mary before exiting beta honestly makes it even better

- losing authority over his coven - serving face about it

Be not afraid

something in the air has shifted #iwtv #devilsminion

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

midday snack 🩸 #iwtv #iwtvfanart #thevampirearmand #sybelle DO NOT REPOST!!!

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

you wanna learn VFX? The VFX school is closing. All their shit is free. Torrent files and everything grab it while you can thevfxschool.com

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

oops, solo blorbo dress up detour cuz i found another glamour shot i had to reproduce xD #iwtv #iwtvfanart #thevampirearmand DO NOT REPOST!!!

😐

the color of my lover's eyes #iwtv

Acho que eu mais ou menos lembro como desenhar bora time

lil' rascal amadeo, u are so important to me 💖💖💖 [uncensored bits (along with more kisses and cuddles) on patreon and subscribestar ✨] #iwtv #iwtvfanart #riccardeo #thevampirearmand #riccardo DO NOT REPOST!!!