Read the replies from ppl talking about their and their neighbors’ electric bills.

The mechanic removed the back plate and inhaled through pursed lips. "Who did this?" "I did," the robot said. "How?" "I took one arm off, put in a wireless interface so I could still use it, and put it in a vice, then turned-" "OK. Why?" "I needed fixing." "You are allowed to ask for help."

New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."

You know you’re at a Black funeral when:

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

this dog sat across from me in the train and the whole ride I tried to get him to look at me. he finally did after 1.5 hr

The only one who could ever reach me / Was the son of a…

And that’s just his immediate family.

Markwayne in the Membrane Noem’s been tossed down Cypress Hill. Marky Markwayne’s too legit to quit. Reader, I haven’t seen a posse of clowns this insane since Dubya overtook Poppy back in the day by Maureen Dowd

we haven't had enough of these days in Trump 2. these days when some cartoonishly evil admin character gets fired (not for being evil, but over their 374th petty scandal) and we get off jokes in the too-small window before their replacement establishes how they'll be evil in a slightly different way

OMG he threw Noem under the plane😆😆😆

THEY BETTER NOT BE FUCKING WITH US!!!

WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump says he's replacing Homeland Security Secretary Noem with GOP Sen. Markwayne Mullin.

A message from Brian McGinnis, the firefighter and Marine veteran who was forcibly removed and injured by officers during his anti-war protest at the Capitol

Settings > Content & Media > Uncheck "Autoplay videos and GIFs"

The Daily Beast wrote about the dangers of “electability” and it hits on what I also was trying to convey. I get wanting a win but the people who often are collateral damage in that are the Black women who the party depends on the most www.thedailybeast.com/james-talari...

A white applicant with a felony conviction has a better chance of being hired than a Black applicant with a clean record. Because of racism.

this is my local community member ludovic. he came to every xanadu local. he helped coordinate carpools to get other people to the venue for street fighter. he represented DMV at majors. he respected all TOs. he IS fgc personified. if you don't have the funds to donate, pls just repost & share.

DMV FGC cornerstone and friend of mine Ludovic Mbock has unfortunately been detained by ICE. Folks are trying to raise money for his legal fees, please donate if you can. www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...

And no VFX; they were really in the fire. When I say you felt this scene, here’s another reason why. Thank you Autumn Durald Arkapaw!

Proximity Media dropped new Sinners footage Ryan Coogler narrating the process of the early stages of the hair & makeup test (The Stack and Annie interaction 😂)

All hail Eggsy, King of the Creamsicles, the Oranges, and The First Kitties

I'm glad Jasmine Crockett conceded gracefully because it keeps open my dream where she parlays a record as the first successful mayor of Dallas in some time into an upset defeat of Ted Cruz in 2030

“This is about the future of all 30 million Texans and getting America back on track,” Rep. Crockett said. “With the primary behind us, Democrats must rally around our nominees and win. I’m committed to doing my part and will continue working to elect Dems up and down the ballot.” @19thnews.org

I am back in D.C. to hear from cruel Kristi Noem on why she is complicit in the chaos happening at DHS, vote on a War Powers Resolution to rein Donald Trump in, and vote against a DHS funding bill that does nothing to address the reckless actions we’re seeing from ICE. The work continues.

All I know is Black people aren’t the problem.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Jasmine Crockett concedes Texas Senate primary to James Talarico and calls for Democrats to unify around the nominee.

I know Black people did what needed to be done in TX. that’s all that matters to me. the odds are never in our favor and we do what we need to and have to, despite the obstacles. Im proud of yall.

Crockett concedes: “This morning I called James and congratulated him on becoming the Senate nominee. Texas is primed to turn blue and we must remain united because this is bigger than any one person.” (Statement via NBC’s Priscilla Thompson)

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Texas is close to not being a functioning democracy It’s the hardest place to vote because Republicans have put impediments in place based on totally bogus vote fraud concerns - that they just make up The courts have become complicit in this effort What we’re seeing in Texas now is a disgrace

What just happened in Dallas County is one of the most blatant voter suppression operations I've ever seen—and it happened in a *primary*. In March. Imagine November. I broke it down here: open.substack.com/pub/objectio...

"I need you to think about why you’d do this in a Democratic primary... You weaken whoever comes out of it. You damage the eventual nominee. You shape the field. You get a test run for your playbook."

Please make it a habit to do early voting. Unfortunately ,waiting until Election Day always leads to these types of voter suppression situations. (See Dallas County)

I actually think Talarico needs to join a lawsuit with Crockett . Unity is the only way forward. If he wins but loses Black Texas voters, then he loses the general.

TEXAS VOTERS... This is very on brand for me If you're in line, stay in line

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

Wouldn't you rather live somewhere within a fifteen minute walk to your workplace, food, retail, and healthcare provider

🚨BREAKING: Hundreds of Democratic voters in Dallas and Williamson Counties, Texas scrambled to find their polling places Tuesday after the local Republican parties refused to hold a joint primary — ending more than a decade of convenient countywide voting. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Meated rivalry

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946. In 2007, the US president was born in 1946. In 2017, the US president was born in 1946. And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

Babe ... we are well past a rebrand ... a decision was made... "gots to see it through my boy"

The U.S. State Department issued a notice yesterday for Americans to evacuate more than a dozen Middle Eastern countries "via commercial means due to serious safety risks." The catch? Air space is closed. There are no flights leaving 10 of the 13 countries.

“…there’s no reason to treat an established luxury goods brand as more worthy of her time than, say, the Nigerian designers she’s been highlighting… it’s definitely worth noting when one of the world’s oldest luxury brands commits itself to giving a pregnant Black woman anything she wants.”

This sucks. Love Bruce Campbell. Fun story though: when I was a kid running a BBS out of my house without my parents knowing, a friend gave Campbell the BBS number during a press junket for Army of Darkness. And he called it! Left a message behind for the board users. It was super cool of him.

I hate this news, but love Bruce Campbell in more ways than I can count. Ashley J. Williams and Evil Dead 2 was my childhood introduction to "adult" horror films. I'm always so happy to see his face in a film. He's one of those actors that just makes me happy. Hoping for the best

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

If ‘don’t drink that’ was a photo