Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani sing ‘Wheels on the Bus’ to kids in NYC

🔴📈 • Manchester United have won more Premier League points in 2026 [28] than any other team. #MUFC #PL

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Is the answer to the title “Be credibly accused of multiple sexual offences, realise your old career is irrevocably over, and need a new grift asap”?

I love this. I love how they’ve just fully embraced Italy and are loving it and it shows in their performances. More British players should go abroad.

i have said this before but it is really funny how starmer looks like an artists’ caricature of a hapless british prime minister www.huffpost.com/entry/britai...

Pete Hegseth quoted Pulp Fiction because he thought it was a real bible verse

When your WiFi is playing up at the same time as this place is flickering on & off, and you don’t know which faceless tach to get angry at - that.

I see out of all the problems in the world the BBC are persisting with bigot baiting asylum stories , hey guys how about going "undercover" in COVID fraud firms or big landlords or you a 1000 as important or possibly more pressing issues

For the second day, the BBC are running a story that presents itself as providing evidence of endemic abuse of the asylum system based on seemingly a single encounter with someone who is neither a lawyer nor a registered immigration adviser. Words fail. This is reprehensibly irresponsible.

Wake up to find, as with most things, Flavor Flav was right all along…

What with the prospect of being promoted, businesses in Coventry are brewing blue beer, painting and decorating windows, but one butcher is making Sky blue sausages and they look like cocks.

The Umbrella Man and Other Stories is released in exactly 2 weeks. Here's a selection of endorsements so far. Featuring @almurray.bsky.social, @robinince.bsky.social, @chrischibnall.bsky.social, @knoxharrington.bsky.social, @coldwarpod.bsky.social, @gauthamrao.bsky.social, @quantick.bsky.social

Help needed with this poll folks. Let's send the Mail and its readers a message. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Remember when Trump threatened to wipe out a whole civilization? And then backed out of that and talked about forming a deal with Iran? And then dropped that and went to a UFC fight as negotiations fell apart? And then unveiled a triumphal arch and a photo of himself as Jesus? That was this week.

Ugate’s going to give a penalty away, isn’t he? #mufc

The home side doesn’t have 10 men on the pitch. They have 9, and that useless prick Ugarte.

Once again I’m reminded how much I hate cunts from Yorkshire. They really are unbearable.

Thin skinned little man having another hissy fit. He’ll never be prime minister he simply can’t cope with any scrutiny whatsoever.

Peter Magyar confirmed that Szijjarto, Orbán's FM, has barricaded himself with some of his closest colleagues and is shredding documents related to the sanctions on Russia any other evidence of treason.

AI directly flies in the face of nearly every economic model & I simply don’t think people understand just how impractical it is.

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Two recent studies have re-examined risk of birds colliding with rotor blades of wind turbines. Research found that there was not a single collision. "The results from Aberdeen Bay show that modern offshore wind farms can be operated with low risk to wildlife." www.euronews.com/2026/04/11/t...

Martin Wright is also a Reform UK county councillor at Nottinghamshire Council, and is the Reform Group Chief Whip Mansfield District Council launch investigation into allegations of sexist behaviour by councillor www.chad.co.uk/news/people/...

Magyar calls on the figurehead head of state Tamás Sulyok, as well as all high justice officials and other high officials appointed by Fidesz to resign immediately or they will be removed by the new government. He also announces a constitutional reform and that Hungary is joining EPPO.

How men should dress for a first date (when they’re over 40)

"Tough old game this at times." Commentators word just now as the winner of the 2.20 at Aintree has had to be put down. Landed badly at the final fence and still ridden hard despite virtually hopping on his hind legs the last furlong. Probably shattered a pelvis. Heartless money game. Fuck off ITV

NIGEL: Is she coming to drop some stuff off, you know, and then... DAVID: No. NIGEL: ...and then go back?

Off to Trieste soon. Am trying to find info on/copy of ‘Good-bye Trieste’, but no info on line (it’s on Google books). No copies on Abe etc. any idea why?

“Anything else on your mind, Khaldoon?” “Well, now you come to mention it. These charges … “

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Andrew Perry was a true star of the old Select mag gang, an incorrigible enthusiast who loved Lee Perry, Iggy Pop, the Stones and mind-melting acid house alike. He was brilliantly talented and THE best company. He deserved many more years and I will miss him. RIP www.musicweek.com/talent/read/...

Well done all

a reminder that Waymo (and other AV ops and investigators) regard crashes *while stopped* to be the fault of the outside party and not the AV system

#BlueLines day on @6music.bsky.social, Nemone is calling Carlton ‘she’. Unless something fairly important has happened in their life, Carlton was a ‘he’ back then, wasn’t he?

They. Aren’t. Our. Allies.

Where’s boogie woogie Jools? #totp

There was a period where every club in London had someone dressed like Ben V-P #totp

Weird year, 1981 - loads of brilliant forward thinking UK black music (Linx, LOTW), and at the same time the retro Brexit rock n roll bollocks. #totp

God, early Spandau were so lumpen and plodding, weren’t they? #totp

Didn’t realise Spandau Ballet were on the same #totp episode as Light Of The World - so that’s where they got the idea to book them for Chant No 1!

Trombonist in the three piece crushed red velvet suit wins outfit of the week hands down #totp

Where Sue lives #totp

‘They’re loonies!’ #accidentalpartridge #totp #differenttimes

A late entry, but Light Of The World just won the ‘Banger of the Week’ award. #totp

It’s a wig isn’t it? #psb #totp

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