I see the golf lads are doing a Devon loch.

Sid doesn’t want to see Amorim lose his job but would prefer Cunha on pens for a bit. He also hopes the ref shits himself on public transport during the coming week.

That esteve lad is taking the petrochemical money

Players lying down behind the defensive wall give me thrush

He’s got to go immediately

That goalkeeper looks like he has thalidomide

Pathetic penalty. Could’ve waited an hour and not hit it like a massive fanny

Imagine picking harry maguire as part of your football team.

As if he’s been here for a year and hasn’t managed back to back wins. Fuck sake. Throw him into the rector 4 sarcophagus immediately.

Imagine coaching your players. What a startling idea.

Some finish from Nketia that.

We should have signed Mateta. And sold teeth ears.

That palace formation looks like witchcraft can’t ever work surely

Lads I put 37p on Liverpool to win. So it’s all thanks to me really. If you all put £1 in my betting account every week we can probably get them relegated.

This has blown my mind. Genuinely thought this was Alan from the hangover films.

If this score line stays the same at Selhurst I’m expecting the added time to be calculated with a calendar not a watch

Town planning committee. York. 1374.

He’s gonna have to go soon. With the promoted sides doing ok and big Nuno going West Ham we can probably only rely on wolves being worse than us. After Christmas we will be in a relegation dogfight. Knocked out of the Cup by hashtag united too probably.

Still plenty of time to concede a third.

Should’ve sold that goolie tickler to the Saudis

I did think we’d win this game and we’d be off. Instead we are still going to be relegated with potter as manager. Probably by mid march.

Matty cash is a such a farm foods Grealish

I always said if manyoo had klopp we would’ve loved him. If we had pep we wouldn’t I don’t think. He’s a div

I don’t understand why city got rid of the best ‘hybrid’ goalie of all time for the farmers league lighthouse bluffer. V odd.

As if Ian wright just said dembele deservedly won the baloon door.

Forget your rapture day blues. Here’s Sid running with the lads

Happy rapture day lads

Never seen him play and no idea if he is a GBOL or not but Oscar Bobb just gets on my wick.

Lads. This is mental money.

TIMELINE CLEANSE. Sid ❤️ Barney

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Lads is this rapture tomorrow or 25th? I wasn’t going to drink tonight but if it’s tomorrow I might as well. T I A x (Facebook nanna sign off FTW)

Sid has spent all morning contemplating the full back/wing back situation at Manyoo. He’s exhausted.

It might just be my timeline but the Greens seem to be killing it RNIRL. Which is ace tbh.

No idea what I’m trying to say here. 🤷‍♀️

I’ve had a drink but I’m sure palace Haven’t beaten west ham at the dildo arena since about the days of open to the public piers

The Chelsea goal has just given me ulcerated colitis

Cucarella should have been coated in otter spunk and thrown into shark alley for that challenge, let alone booked

Casemiro can fuck off

Allardyce having an interview?

See the div @motd twats are already picking on sesko.

That scamp @docmufc.bsky.social is right you know. For once. Wirtz has done fuck all yet. If he’d been at manyoo he’d be front page news by now.

Arne slot rubs dripping into his head

Jack grealish is such a great player

Immediate free kick missed there for Everton. Right before Liverpool scored. Farce

#motd reds assemble 🕺✔️🆒🤠➿

Manyoo canz

Ok. Mbuemo beats Brentford on his own. Big win over Sunderland next game and then we stop Liverpool’s perfect start. With a double from Big Ben. Embrace the return !