How did maguire hit the bar there?

If I was Guardiola I would simply sign more players

How has no one ever staged an intervention on Gary fucking Neville doing the Huel ads? What’s that about. Are you all deaf and dumb?

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

Awful sad if Garnacho snappped both hamstrings walking on to the pitch.

That Sanchez lad is deep into the match fixing cartels.

Impressive start as Joao pedro’s individual defensive set piece coach for @captainflack.bsky.social

This is 😗👌 👏👏👏👏 #Farage #Reform

@sentimentbot.bsky.social what you saying?

Manyoo should probably get the Kiddy Harriers manager in the summer. I’ll go and ask him myself if you like.

Saves me trying to stay up for the match of the day anyway

Sesko goalfest incoming today lads

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist

Wasn’t the best FA matches there

Shame for DYCHE that

Would’ve been good if both Grimsby and Weston were knocked out. The shit seaside town Wanker’s. Sinkhole would’ve been great

Xavi Simons is a huge fraud

Here @jimratcliffe go and get emery as the manager please #vivaineos

Rob green looks ill

I’d like to see city get 10 next season with big Rubez as the manager. Probably go out to Leigh RMI instead

Nathan jones is a ghastly ferret

We don’t want iraoloa lads

We don’t want Glasner or Wharton tbh lads

HERE WE GO LADS

We are an hour away from the best MOTD of the year. I’m almost too excited

Elon Musk achieves dream of automating child sex abuse

Stick to football gives me thrush and also makes me smile. Gary BRevile gives me tuberculosis and those Huel ads with the scouse lad sparked glaucoma a few minutes ago. Keane and Wright could be my mum and dad

The best football weekend of the year and it’s on some gobshite streaming shit. Get it on the BBC @thefacup.bsky.social

Jesus is a terrible footballer

I’ve Always been torn on Saka. Is he any good or just a heron foods Ryan Giggs. Every time I see him play he’s poo. But I don’t watch him very often

Arsenal aren’t very good are they?

Dear @skysportpl.bsky.social how many signatures would It take for you to sack Gary Breville ? Thanks

You really want to hear how that fat mess pronounced Louis Roederer

Sid’s adding value in the office again.

Kroupie and igor Thiago have done ace

- 2 dropped points but extremely unfortunate with fluke goal, 2 off line, off woodwork, soft disallowed goal - Some promising signs with Sesko & Dorgu - Good cameo from Lacey - Attacking subs - Poor decision to play Cunha from right

Tim Sherwood is retarded

Great pressing by Lacey

Dirty bastard Kyle walker

Cunha off for Zirkzee. Baby Jesus and all the angels are weeping at that

I hope it’s a nice day in bury when Neville marries Marcus Edwards

Martinez is so over rated.

Bollocks

Suddenly he’s Gerd Muller!

If we do one of them government petitions how many signatures do we need to get Neville off manyoo games? And how many to get him cage diving with great whites with his pockets full of eel blood?

Fuck me he needed that

To be fair - when all is said and done - Ugarte is absolute shit. He’s done fuck all in a manyoo shirt and should be fed to an annoyed Elk during the summer tour as part of the new managers initiation ceremony.

Amorim out!! But not now / he was just getting started Get the club identity back But not with Ole or Carrick they are shit Don’t play that formation Where’s the protection at the back?