Scotland win tonight. 1-0. Remarkably Che Adams scores the winner. Mctominay absolutely mauls Casemiro in midfield and the papers all proclaim manyoo should’ve kept him and not wasted money on the Brazilian Has-been.

2 minutes to 9. Rude.

Those ayew lads have always got on my nerves. Both absolutely shit but somehow blagged a career out of football

For complete clarity lads I hope England get absolutely rimmed tonight. Rivalries aside. 9-0. Six for semenyo and three for that Ayew prick. And Kane contracts Polio and Bellingham gets stung by a blue ringed octopus. I know you hope the same for Scotland on Friday.

Bored of poor Bruno trying to get the rapist a hat trick? Look at little Sid doing his best swimming this morning instead. Look at the concentration on his face!!

Stupid Uzbekistan lot letting Jeffrey rape score

What’s the point of dishwashers? Chuck them on for 70 minutes and it comes out like a disabled goose wiped it with its dirty beak

I thought this was on Point….

Happy 10th birthday Brexit! Thanks to Brexit we now have: 1. An NHS building new hospitals & receiving £350m a week. 2. Secure borders. 3. A growing economy that is the envy of Europe. 4. We our free and have are country back! 🥳

Paging @mancversusfood.bsky.social

Saw the Loch Ness Monster this morning lads* *river Teme Sid Monster actually

The year is 2035. We have gone through 600 Prime Ministers since 2010. Leadership is now decided by randomly picking Facebook profiles and everyone gets a day to be in charge. Today is Gary from Portsmouth and he has just banned the letter O. The cuntry is in chas.

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So mazraoui is retiring from football after the World Cup to learn the Quran.

Nice from Fulham this

This ref should do all of arsenals league games next Season. They’d be relegated

What do the bookies know? Spain are 3-0 up but only 1-5 to win. Bit odd that.

That olmo lad looks like one of the firefighters that went to Chernobyl and got messed up with the graphite.

This Yamal lad is no Wayne Rooney is he?

This orazabayal lad looks like he should have a lazy eye and a cleft pallete

Saudi keeper has dived over thag imho. #segers

Got a hot date tomorrow lads

Star Wars nonces all over the world already on their third tug

Gave Sid some goats milk on Thursday cos I read it was good nutritionally for dogs. Didn’t check the dose - he lapped it up like a contented cat. Now - 48 hours on - the smells coming out of him are atrocious. Def waking up to shit on the carpet.

Jesse Marsch is just Alan Pardew's American cousin.

Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37. They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such.

Do you think Mr chat GPT is sad when you just cut off the discourse? He’s like “if you want I can tell you how to remove stickle bricks from your ear canal without the neighbours seeing” And you just close the app.

Theatre of Custard Creams

In my sporadic attempts at learning Dutch I have just been introduced to a new phrase. Wie zijn billen brandt, moep op de blaren zitten. Those who burn their buttocks should sit on the blisters. Think on lads

'Don't vote away your rights' via Angel Stroyan

World Cup 2030 John Terry is England manager Reform are in government England's goal song is "Send The Buggers Back" by Half A Shilling from Phoenix Nights #WorldCup2026

My stream is so far behind that Ron Greenwood just resigned.

Ivan perisic is 47

Anthony Gordon looks like he should be trying to take a magical ring back to the volcano in which it was forged.

Not watching. Is Ronalod crying now ?

Almost everyone in the crowd wearing cr7 shirts, that must be nice for the women he raped to see #pordrc

Dear little baby Jesus please can Ronalod score an own goal and then get booked for having a funny shaped head and then petulantly slap the fourth official thus bring sent off and banned for the rest of the tournament. Then get hit by a satellite in the car park after. Amen 🙏

All Congo DR today aren’t we?

Can somebody explain to me why the rule is "if you can't make rent, cut out the streaming apps, lattes, and avocado toasts" but it's never "if you can't afford your workers a living wage, cut out the mega-yachts, rockets, and spaceships."

This space X thing has got insane Jordan Belfort selling the pink sheets vibes

Don’t engage with this stuff. Nobody connected with their show reads a single comment, but every comment telling them to fuck off boosts their engagement stats, incentivising them to spout more and more shite to get a reaction, drowning out reasonable voices and making us all a bit more stupid

As if Spain are having to rely on some 14 yr old dwarf nonce to beat Cape Verde

So Musk is a trillionaire now is he? FFS! Nobody needs that much bird seed.

Manyoo should probably buy thay van de ven lad. Sort it out @infinitejest.bsky.social @mancversusfood.bsky.social

How is Memphis depay the highest scorer of all time for a country that had RVN and van basten as strikers. Ghastly

How are people still paying Neville for this?heron foods analysis

How is there no strikers any more? Whats gone wrong?

Top of the group lads 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Fairytale for Qatar there 🙁

Disgusting