Jesus. They should relegate West Ham anyway after that. Surely spurs won’t go down ahead of that lot.

Brennan Johnson is shit

West Ham are absolutely shit

Why, in the name of Simon Weston, is the Army sponsoring sky sports premier league coverage?

I’ve just spotted Timo Werner is playing for San Jose. Jesus.

Imagine Jason sancho gave Sunderland a goal

Actually looking at the games Arsenal will still win the league

Arteta looks like a peregrine falcon

Gabriel has to be sent off for that ‘headbut ‘

This city - arsenal game isn’t close to the quality of the manyoo - Arsenal games late 90’s / early 2000’s

That cherki goal was made to look better cos of the dog shit Arsenal defending

Heaven is so much better than Yoro

Cunha is ace

Mad stat that Chelsea have lost more games since the start of March than any side in Europe’s top 5 leagues.

Daniel Farke buys second hand ladies pants off the dark web

This aaronson lad looks handy at wing back if you want to play 3-4-3.

Why can’t Joe Hart get the spurs managers name right?

Looking at the Tottenham fixtures I think they are fucked. #analysis

Have we contemplated the Brighton manager for Manyoo?

Gone viral here lads. Twenty six (26) likes

Mon the Caley

And you lot all think he’s shit!!! Shame on you all

Someone should investigate the space between laura kuenssberg eyes tbh

Massive win that is

Imagine Cole palmer going to the barbers and asking for a Blackadder season 1

Mount took that card for Bruno

Shame Mbuemo has gone to shit

Anyone got an illegal Way of watching this manyoo game?

I’ve got nothing against Tottenham - far from it actually - but you have to say that in difficult times a team like Spurs getting relegated would add quite a bit to the gaiety of the nation.

Was nice to see that the former (unelected) prime minister shops in Ludlow Tesco the other day

Having a go at reverse searing tonight lads. Used @pintswithlaing.bsky.social method for the last few years. Nailed on burnt to a crisp I would imagine

They'll be dancing in the streets of the Straight of Hormuz tonight.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it): (I was torn)

Watching some old manyoo videos. Reminds me how much I hated De Gea

This could be my last ever stick to football and Paul Scholes has already given me Pleurisy.

Do they still do DHOTY?

This is excellent

I’ve had one of the kings British pound sterlings on the sporting lads. May the bottling continue!!!

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU. Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well... www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Just been on facebark. Jesus Christ our lord. What companies will never get a penny from you again? Most replies were RNLI. What do you think of taking the flags off lamp posts? No issue as long as get rid of the forrins Fuel protests - yes but let’s get rid of the migrants. It’s their fault

Literally 99% of Facebook these days.

At least they had a go at the end. Shaw, Dalot, Ugarte, Yoro nowhere near good enough.

Why has Mbuemo gone to shit ?

Likes a header that lad

We are 2-0 down and down to 10 men. What shall we do? Put Dalot on of course. #carrickout

How can Luke shaw be this age and still Absolutely unable to use his right foot. Embarrassing

I’ve seen 7 minutes of this and they should sack Carrick now. See if they can get ole back for the last 25 mins

He’s a liability. Everyone thinks he’s cool. He’s Always injured and he isn’t that good.