One Battle After Another is brilliant btw lads. Probably even better if you don't have to move in the cinema to avoid two selectively deaf old cunts who wouldn't stop talking despite repeated polite - and then less-polite - requests to do so.

Be class if someone sliced a hard drive and it cannoned right into Trump's forehead.

'Grandpa's had a fall.'

No offence intended but golf fans - or at least *those* golf fans at the Ryder Cup - seem like serious goobers.

For the Guardian, @turnbulldugarte.com and I discuss our research that clearly shows one thing: Labour's anti-immigration strategy will only strengthen Reform and weaken its own electoral prospects. It won't win voters back but ultimately normalizes the far right www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Who is this even for? Anyone who reads the Telegraph already hates you and is never going to vote for you in a million years

Thread.

@apap.bsky.social As if the world wasn’t full of horror enough.

Trump is absolutely cratering in new Quinnipiac poll: Overall approval: 38-54 Approval on economy: 39-56 Approval on trade: 39-54 On National Guard into cities: 42-55 On immigration, his "best" issue: 41-55 Trump is weak, unpopular, and failing. Treat him that way:

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

"We're going to invade Antifa."

Can't be a better standard midweek lunch than a tuna melt. Big up that fish, it's spreading love wherever it goes.

Not into golf at all but love the Ryder Cup. Great sporting drama usually.

Secular religiosity is now more spiritually binding than actual religious religion, it seems. Weird world.

Watching a third of the country beclown and degrade themselves in cultish devotion to this stumbling turnip makes me want to puke.

I'd say at least once a week I fantasise about going to live in a cabin in the woods. Usually after going into the office on a Wednesday and having to be among all the people, though that's a causation/correlation discussion.

"Len Pennie’s poetry is very bad. And when I say “bad” I don’t mean mediocre or dull. I mean execrable. She is the worst poet to have emerged from Scotland since William McGonagall." @ravoon.bsky.social on Len Pennie's poyums annaw - with a killer twist in the final paragraph:

Waitrose. Rugby union. Barbour jackets. Tawny port. Philip Larkin. The death penalty for litterers.

More pro-Cork propaganda in my house this morning. I might ask for that ring back if hate speech is what she has to offer.

The incessant focus on these personal baubles is but one of the things I hate about Modern Football.

I wish he'd take about 800 in one go.

The label of a drug is close to a sacrosanct document. It represents the trust between the government and the user of the drug that the drug is safe and effective and that all risks and benefits are accurately outlined. Changing it to suit a political agenda is imo an earthshaking matter

"Nvidia propping up the tech company it needs to continue making record profits"

This autism press conference is an insult to science and medicine. It is a bunch of shameless male quacks shoveling bullshit at pregnant women, families and people with autism. This is a historic embarrassment for America and it is wildly dangerous.

My sentiments exactly.

He's both supernaturally evil and absolutely pathetic. A very odd combination.

Dear Vile Zionist. It is not for YOU to decide whether there will be a Palestinian state. Your arrogance and entitlement blind you to the utter contempt in which you monsters are held.

Hotel is appalling. We are all in the attic.

Oh that’s a beauty as well.

There’s always a fresh circle of hell 🥹

Conservative men are apparently pretending to be liberal and then "coming out" to their progressive girlfriends after dating for months

That’s such a good clinical goal the horrible blue bastards 😭

Strongly identify with this, as I am also absolutely fucking shit at art.

Blunderhand, more like!

BearBnb!

A stone-cold classic.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?

Go antitrans, end up full-on antiwoke.

Three uncles watching you move your car outside the mosque

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

More good than bad, for once. Shaw, Maz, Bruno, Mbeumo, Dorgu, Maguire all good I thought.

If Amad would make better decisions this game would already be done.

Cheeky bid for the unsettled Cole Palmer I reckon.

Cole Palmer there asking the ref if there’s chips at break time.