What do you want to bet this little tantrum on the WaPo's opinion page is because someone ahead of Professor Jakub Grygiel in the queue at some coffee shop had an elaborate coffee order and he hasn't been able to let it go ever since

Waiter, I ordered medium rare Psychology. This is barely cooked.

lol

Things look grim in the markets right now, but at least the U.S. economy wasn’t already being propped up by a massive speculative AI bubble that is highly sensitive to rising energy costs.

The Cricket, already.

They haven't chosen him yet. Loads of black smoke pouring out of Tehran.

Dusty in here.

Unfortunately...yes...

Italy complete a terrible sporting week for me. Fair play to them, merited the win.

Omid Doolally.

Tom Curry crocked in the warm-up. Omens are good already then!

Imagine the scale of hiding a pissed-off France are going to give England next weekend 🥹

This is magnificent from Scotland. Absolutely stuffing it right down my throat. Fair play.

You just know Trump has explored sending a cruise missile or ten into this.

Abso salivating at the prospect of France pulling Scotland’s guts out through their arsehole here.

Rewatched Dr Strangelove last night (my queen hadn't seen it). Genuinely more prescient than ever. And still brilliant.

Turned forty recently and these four things/traits have emerged immediate and fully formed: 1) Waking up obscenely early 2) Tucking my shirt in 3) Hair in my ears 4) Indigestion (literally never had it before) I’m dying aren’t I?

‘You get credit for how big your penis is’: Louis Theroux on manosphere, marriage and misunderstandings

Wonderful stuff.

They're desperately spinning a way that Trump can quickly claim the 'victory' and fuck off out of it.

The print press should always quote him exactly and TV should quote him exactly too, the way they do here:

I think anyone with more than three brain cells assumed this was the case. Probably China, too.

No time to condemn levelling a school and killing scores of children it seems. Next call, maybe.

Keeping the family group chat ticking this morning.

He either doesn’t give a fuck as he doesn’t have to run again or doesn’t give a fuck as he knows there won’t even be an election.

Pls enjoy my incredibly expressive dog.

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

Bombed a school the other day like.

Major missed opportunity looking at the table as well. What a fucking shit night.

Got exactly what they deserved. Been fucking abysmal all night. Cunts.

Dalot is such a thick cunt.

Have we crossed it to Sesko yet?

Amad for Mbeumo. For the love of god.

Aren’t the ten men supposed to get behind the ball and soak up pressure?

Casemiro fucking dawdling causes that.

Touch harsh that but lol all the same

Absolutely wank from Mbeumo 😞

Most telling part of this rant: That the war will go on until "we decide it is over," not until the aims of the war are achieved - because there are no stated aims; and Trump prefers having none, so any result will allow him to try to claim a "win."

This talentless cunt is beyond embarrassing.

Trump's trying to find the guy who did this.

Demented cunt can’t tell the difference between his dad and his grandfather.

"Some of the most meretricious and hateful cunts in the entire world live here." Well ok, all the best to the missiles I suppose.

Every one of these ****s consciously chose to move to a society that runs on slave-labour. Some of them will claim to be oblivious to that. That makes them wicked AND stupid.

After Renee Good was killed, career FBI agents were ordered to stand down from investigating her killing. Why? Kash Patel wanted to falsely spin Renee Good as a threat to law enforcement.

No idea what it is, I just hope it's fatal.

Fuck’s sake.

Spain’s Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez on Iran: “Remember that one can be against a hateful regime, as is the case with the Iranian regime, as is the whole of Spanish society, and at the same time be against an unjustified, dangerous military intervention outside of international law.”

Trump gets bored talking about starting a Mideast war and detours into an extended discussion of drapes and his ballroom. He's mentally unfit and must be stopped.

You'll Never War Alone