the cia won’t see your jokes about rigging the virginia election. that’s the nsa’s job

Communism sickle but it's Cape Cod

america and china are brother nations, only seemingly separated by ideology

Electrician's ratchet. Soooo useful just as a replacement for regular screwdrivers. Longer radius = more torque.

I hope this game goes for 1000 innings

just saw Herbie Hancock at the Strathmore. played almost exclusively progressive jazz, went ~1 hour over time, much of the overage stemming from a nearly 40m lecture on evolution, compassion, & futurism done entirely via vocoder, and saved almost all the accessible fusion for post-lecture. the GOAT!

This is a morally and legally correct outcome, but it is politically bad.

Children cheering and scrambling when my earbuds case hits the ground and the buds fly everywhere like someone busted a piñata.

The American empire may be collapsing but that doesn’t mean your sales goals have to. Make sure to hit those growth KPIs. #GrowthMindset

Protected spring garden bike lane when??

I like zohran cause he has my politics. Sincerely care about both class & wokeness but be willing to turn either up/down if they not popular as long as you can never fundamentally abandon either. Also be willing 2 lie to DSA ppl if you can avoid an annoying situation with them

Mamdani is well dressed, has to be very careful in his approach, and his record is damn near spotless. Platner is a fucking Blackwater merc with an SS tat and everyone from Sanders to Vigeland to fucking Jacobin is tripping over themselves to defend and equivocate. Fucking disgusting.

Slicing out another board from the trunk of the dollar hegemony tree.

There are a lot of left wingers who continue to fall for the individual over the structural

Draft Kings should sponsor the Dept of Justice

Any connection between increased vaccine hesitancy and the most recent drug epidemic being one that is commonly injectable? Are people imagining needles as objects of ritual evil?

I think we all owe conor lamb an apology

I don’t want to romanticize the past, but I feel like I remember times in my life where there would be one or even zero Nazi news cycles per week

turns out primaries test candidate quality

Recent discourse probably a sign that people should be involved in cadre work before becoming the left candidate

Graham Platner rn:

I think this might be a wrap for me on this guy. I just can't support a guy with Nazi tattoos. Cover it, laser it, slice it off with a steak knife. Whatever it takes

No Kings includes DraftKings

Instead of asking, "how do we make NYT better" ask " how do we make it less relevant"

A government of the woke, by the woke, for the woke, shall not perish from this earth

Guy who says kudos with Yiddish vowel pronunciation.

Locktober in the midwest

Preposterously dangerous format for acetaminophen

I look forward to when elites start to find Kratom fashionable

I experience dissonance when I go to Nashville because it feels Southern, but obesity isn't particularly prevalent. I guess those two ideas are intertwined in my mind to such an extent that one without the other seems very weird.

I really hate the term "moral clarity". Just a demand that you be agreed with without thought or objection.. I don't like seeing it used by pro-Palestine people now.

A second non-political DIY handyman YouTuber I follow has made a CK in memoriam video.

Went to a steak n shake for the first time in a couple years. The company is on such an obvious death spiral it's insane. Empty stores, no front-of-house staff, menu gutted of many of the good options it used to have, worse fries sold by beef tallow gimmick.

it comes for us all, alas

Listen, I try not to be too disillusioned by The Fetterman Experience, but I'm also not putting a lot of faith in a 'rising star' who also literally signed up to be a PMC in Afghanistan. "White guy likes the feeling of holding a gun on Those People" is a big red flag even if he says the right stuff

There are so many people whose mental health would be helped immensely by living in Philadelphia

GIVE ME OPEN BORDERS OR GIVE ME DEATH! ICE DELENDA EST! FEED DHS INTO THE WOOD CHIPPER! ONE TRILLION DOLLARS TO USAID! FREE TRADE AND FREE MOVEMENT! TRIPLE IMMIGRATION! AUTOMATIC CITIZENSHIP UPON RECITATION OF PATRIOTIC SHAHADA! PROSECUTE ALL CRIMINAL FEDERAL AGENTS!

I really should just say yes to everything and half ass it but I'm too ethical #EthicsMakeYouPoor

“We’re going to taint the memory of everything you love,” announces Thomson

I'm mad farmers are getting help and I think most should lose their farm. If you can't make an honest profit selling something people need in order to live, find a new line of work.

It's very weird how supposedly smart people will idolize the east Asian development model as something for America to emulate in the present. We are very, very wealthy and powerful. We actually can have nice things with basically none of the downsides just by ceasing to light money on fire.

God dammit are Abraham and Sarah unicorn-hunters?

Honestly a genius way of phrasing this to the public.

Should I be cashing in by getting into homemade soy milk and tofu rn?

Wow, fiber optics are terrible to work with. Completely unforgiving. Respect to those that do.

I do think this is downstream from out-of-control elitism and dwindling opportunities for prestige available to mediocre people. We need a society with more participation trophies for people that just kinda suck or else they'll topple the whole system. Meritocracy was a grave mistake.

This is the only website where most users realize farmers suck ass as far as I can tell

"Fuck. You. Make. Me."