Susan Collins is corrupt as fuck.

Good Morning Bluesky! If it’s Friday, it must be time to #scape. This one is from Driftwood Beach on #Jekyllisland, GA. Dozens of #sunrise shutterbugs make the pilgrimage every day, weather permitting, to this #iconic beach #ECK

Dozey Don went to the trouble of actually creating a chart to compare the length of the Reflecting Pool to the height of 3 various skyscrapers, for some reason known only to him. Towering over ALL of them is, of course, the #EPSTEIN_Files. #TheMidtermsCantComeSoonEnough

#Dogs #Dog #FunnyDog #CrimeScene #BestFriend #GoodDog #FaithfulFriend #LoveDogs #DogsAreLove

Wait a minute — Iran (who Trump said has no military) bombed the shit out of Kuwait last night in retaliation for us striking them in a war Marco Rubio just yesterday, told Congress was “over”? Do they think we’re all fucking stupid?

Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on Earth. They are alive today for us to observe, protect, dream about, and maybe one day communicate with. What a precious speck of dust this planet is.

I’ve been trying to make a protein shake all morning but it keeps coming out as margarita… Where am I going wrong? Wrong answers only please!

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It’s the Second Time he has done this for our State! Thank You Stephen Colbert….

So Sad Chump,You're Going To Have To Pay Mamdani Your Taxes, Bitch,On Your Second Home.......👏🏻

Grl, wut.

I'm thinking about adopting a doggo. Tomorrow there's an adoption event nearby so I might check it out, see if there's any pups I click with. I've been long wanting to have a dog living with me and it feels it's the right time to do so.

Dang. 💀

I call this one "Jeez". I think we all know at least one person like this. #vss365 #remnant #poem #poetry #writingcommunity

And my guess is, Iran isn't on the line...

I was told there would be winning

I am the only person in my family who doesn’t sleep with the TV on. AKA I am the only normal one.

This is what Texas needs 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

You guys are doing great. Totally keeping Trump’s persistent health concerns out of the media! Keep it up. Nobody is on to you.

Dear @cnn.com :: small correction :: I’m seeking $8.647 million.

Told the receptionist at the Dr. office that I was born in '66. Receptionist: 1966? Me: No, 1866. I was born right after the Civil War and I'm 160 years old. That's why I scheduled an appointment with the doctor...

our moon, tonight

Imagine giving millions to a man who feeds starving victims of wars and disasters instead of to domestic terrorists who ransacked the Capitol and smeared their feces on its walls! Donald Trump *hates* Stephen Colbert but is the opposite of Colbert when it comes to kindness and intelligence.

'You Blew Me Away' sculpture by Penny Hardy #womensart

I just want to get back to a country where the Secretary of Defense isn’t spending a Monday doing campaign rallies in Kentucky while troops are on an extended deployment in a Middle East war with no end in sight.

Louisiana, keep it up! go.bsky.app/LUTLqZi

I made burgers for dinner tonight. I toasted the top buns with Swiss cheese and bacon, added pickles onions and burger sauce to the bottom bun. I ate it all and it was delicious. Upon bringing my plate back to the kitchen, I saw that I had left my burger patty in the pan. Aging sucks. 🤦‍♀️

Oh my.

Good morning! A puffin from Newfound coming in for a landing captured by Ray Mackey Photography. An amazing photo to say the least...

They should invent a kitten that isn’t a psychotic criminal

Gas Pump: Do you want a receipt? Me: No, I'd rather forget this whole experience.

What a Royal GFY to CBS deadline.com/2026/05/late...

I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me." Stay safe, eat more donuts. Follow me for more life hacks…

Fashion tip of the day: To deal with clothes moths, fill your wardrobe with thousands of tiny spiders, the moth's natural predator. To deal with the spiders, fill your wardrobe with scorpions. To deal with the scorpions, fill your closet with RFK Jr. This way, you avoid harmful chemicals.

When you ask for American Flag Blue and they give you Suburban Toilet Bowl Blue.

Protesters staged noise demo through the rich Seattle neighborhood of #Laurelhurst that lobbied against noisy helicopters flying sick and injured kids over their mansions to Children's Hospital. 🤪 It got a bit noisy.

Brilliant!

It’s International Give Your Dog More Cookies Day. Tulip is waiting patiently for the celebrations to begin.

This painting by Iranian artist Mostafa Sarabi depicts a dense red forest under a night sky, with a full and crescent moon, and three small figures walking. Sarabi is known for dreamy, surreal landscapes with vibrant colors and flattened perspectives.

I started putting up a little 'what Paul is currently reading:' sign behind the counter a few weeks ago. A bit odd for a hardware shop, but...well, why not? Its presence has raised a few questions, and invited a few customers to tell me what they're reading,too.

Praise gawd these folks are rocket scientists, gynecologists, interior decorators, contractors, Eugenically created PHD genes…. Do they do windows?

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