FUCK ICE

Happy Chrimbus, friends. I hope you ate your pound of hair for Winterman and kept your bush trimmed and wet!

Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet https://theonion.com/quentin-tarantino-slams-paul-dano-as-worst-actor-on-wikifeet/

*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

Pirro said the pipe bombing suspect had "not a lot of social media". She should call me, because I have now found his: Twitter, Tumblr, Soundcloud, YouTube channel, songs he made on YouTube, Steam, and about five fanfic and gaming forum accounts.

Good one

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We let them do this, by the way. We let them.

Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/

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CNN did not include this fact in their story about AT&T ending diversity initiatives, but they should have. we should have to reckon with the fact that AT&T has chosen to do today what a neo-nazi organization tried to force them to do 40 years ago. the nazis don't even have to ask anymore.

in the 80s, a neo-nazi terrorist group robbed an armored car. that money ended up in the hands of white supremacists all over the country. some of it was used to buy AT&T stock for a racist stunt at a shareholders meeting. AT&T said no to nazis in '88 but i guess being racist is good business today.

Huppy holliday from the future

FOOD RECALL ALERT: Kroger Shards of Glass Ravioli is facing a recall after it was discovered to be contaminated with four types of cheese.

Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship https://theonion.com/working-in-general-vicinity-for-8-hours-a-day-misinterp-1838142520/

Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others

Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System

Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots

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Another life completely upended, another family torn apart. For what? Who does this benefit? How does this help anyone?

Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic https://theonion.com/manic-depressive-friend-a-blast-while-manic-1819566927/

LIBERALS: If only we'd elected Hillary Clinton none of this would have happened HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda

I can just tell this is the right guy for Miley

The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep

Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.

sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party" (a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)

Crying Sounds Coming From Inside Suit Of Armor

#memebrainz -a

#OtD 2 Dec 1859 US abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia for his leadership in a plot to incite an armed rebellion against slavery stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1265...

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Chair company so funny

The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.

What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood

Whoa, the Red Ball Market Global jingle is exactly in Jeff's Q zone! #🪑Co

I say this as someone with first-hand experience: every dollar that microbiologists, epidemiologists, and ecologists have taken from DARPA, DTRA, DHS, and DOD - and every appeal we've made to border security as bipartisan - has legitimized this narrative and ensured it would be used in this moment.

The ideal work life balance is all life no work

I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic. It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.

2 feminist 2 critical of heterosexuality’s eroticization of sexual force

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

one type of lady i really enjoy is sexy

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