6am: wake up
7am: post on Threads
8am: Instagram
9am: rock Tik Tok
10am: Twitter/X
11am: Snapchat
12pm: check Facebook
1pm: Scroll notes on my friends' Venmo transactions
2pm: Bluesky dive
3pm: peruse LinkedIn
4pm: get down with Reddit
5pm: continue Wordle streak
6pm: unwind on Discord
7pm: bedtime
8 months ago