yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

Whoa! SNAP! How is Trump gonna recover from this?!?! The gloves are OFF.

as far as i can tell, people are having substantive conversations about ezra’s interview with ta-nehisi, but then i’m not thomas chatterton williams, professional dilettante and, apparently, liar

An app should not know when I take a screenshot, that is between me and my phone.

It’s simple: - News bloopers - unlikely animal friendships Everything else fuckin SUCKS

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

NY POST does the impossible: make Kathy Hochul look cool as hell

cow kitsch

Why does PetCo call it a cash register and not a Fee Line?

Terriers

Once a guy at my airport gate was bragging about being at January 6th and then I passed him sitting in first class when I boarded and whenever I read stuff like this I think about how his life doesn’t get any better or worse in any way if a trans teenager kills themselves. Evil for the sake of evil.

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Forgetting that is part of the reason why we’re in the position we’re in now. Our collective desire to exonerate the reputations of the dead, absolving them of all evils, keeps us in a constant state of fighting oppressive “traditions.” Which we all know is just peer pressure from the deceased!

Getting sick of the term “political violence” when a public figure closely aligned w/one ideology or other is a victim. ICE is also political violence. Armies are also political violence. Not sure of my point - just wish for a term that doesn’t immediately wall an act like this off from all the rest

Everyone should think like this.

They got that close and didn’t even… 👀😶….👀😶…. Shake his hand?

In addition to the presumptuousness, these summations read like notes aliens are taking about the inhabitants of a human zoo

My entire life the pattern has been 1. Republican president ruins economy. 2. We elect Dems to fix it. 3. Republicans obstruct pace of progress and people get frustrated with Dems. 4. We elect a Republican president 5. Go back to step 1.

Couldn’t have said it better myself…

I made something about my hyperfocus on Virtual Pinball youtu.be/_kvYVGUyhTQ

If we had an administration who put out legislation that took care of people like universal basic income and free healthcare this wouldn’t bother me in the slightest. Hold a fucking hot dog eating contest in Lincoln’s lap. I don’t give a shit about respecting the office in this sense.

i hope you kids have a good time with your shovel knight today!

Too Real.

Man on the moon for sure

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👀 😶 👀 😶

I'm no longer confident that the president is still living

Wow this is amazing. They're putting $5 million into canceling medical debt for families. And for every million the movie makes at the box office, another million in medical debt will get paid off!

This fuckin guy

of how we experienced culture versus how it’s curated and collected for the digital age and the oddity of overlap was typefied working the floor at Apple Because at some point feist/ Bob over put me into CATATONIC TRANCES

Can folks do me a favor? I was on Bluesky early & it was great. Mostly. I hit the eject button in January. I came back, many colleagues are here, but still don’t know I am. I co-created Halt and Catch Fire. I write TV & comics. Here’s two favorite set photos. Repost? I am in the wilderness.

I am literally begging anyone who does any kind of journalism to spend an hour in an eviction courtroom every week for a month. Please. The eviction crisis in this country is downplayed at best and ignored at worst. It's racialized state violence that hearkens back to the worst of Jim Crow,

We’re gonna fight banning words .. with BANNING WORDS !!!!!

What democrats need most right now is to find their own version of a Gavin Newsom.

You need to understand what a powerhouse Amy is!!! Hire her!!

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Hilarious line up on the Facebook feed with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social looking like he’s got little legs.

lol cuomo brought piss to a shit fight

Eye of Sauron spotting. Thank you for doing the math @nygroove.nyc

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“In the criminal justice system, sandwich-based assaults are considered especially heinous the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Sandwich Victims Unit. These are their stories.”

Fuck this shit, were supposed to be better. Were the goddamn city of immigrants!

What every front page should read: Israel slaughters journalists in Gaza to enable escalation of genocide with US support.

When you quote a prompt that clearly says "quote with an example of xyz" and someone posts their answer in your replies