I’m sure Wiger has been tagged in this before, but @doughboys.bsky.social I felt like I’d be remiss if I didn’t post what I found in the Lima airport

I just arrived to Peru, got to my hotel, walked out to meet friends at a cafe, walked directly into a flagpole, busted my eyebrow open and banged my knee. Bled everywhere, stranger gave me a rag from a nearby hotel, cafe staff ushered me into the bathroom to wash up and then gave me free pastries.

There should be a car service for people who prefer to drive that shows up then you drive them to your destination and just give them back the keys when you’re done.

Starting this sentence my brain was like “I’m a Cooper Hawk fan”

@midimyers.com Hope it's ok to directly tag, but I was wondering if you had any PC building recommendations. I know RAM is crazy right now, but I'm going through a lot of tough stuff in life at the moment and I think a great PC build might be the perfect distraction :-D

My mother is the undisputed champion of ominous texts

Everyone laughed at my philosophy and religious studies degree but I read both in college and I am SO ready to be insufferable about it when the Sharia-communist laws start rolling in

Had an emotional moment with dad where he told me he has down days, but today was good and he had a good meal. I told him I worried about him sometimes and he said he worries about me. Then I gave him an ice cream bar and a paper towel and I just watched him take two bites of paper towel.

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.

friday!!!!! i am going to stay out LATE and have two or three BEERS and see my FRIENDS play great MUSIC and you should come too

@heathercampbell.bsky.social two things: 1. I love el coyote, I go every time I’m in LA, 2. Can we be Pokémon TCG friends so I can send you all my best cards? I don’t play anymore but lucked out on some shinies that deserve a good home

I am researching for a feature: what do your children play that's NOT Roblox? (And if you've banned it, what did they gravitate towards afterwards?)

@lastweektonight.com looks like the only thing they took away from your segment was that the actors were bad so they replaced them with shitty family guy rip (but it might be the same audio?)

Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor? Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark? Now available for free! Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room! Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!

Chattanooga tonight.

if I had a nickel for every time the Dems caved I'd fund universal healthcare myself

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

my first post was a year ago today and now it is time for an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT regarding the future of this account: i'm gonna keep doing it

So it's legal to throw sandwiches at ICE now right

Also, fellow authors and media folks who game stream, hit me up. I'd like to build a team and set a significant charity goal for the future.

I was acting as a union member and concerned employee when I questioned Stan Duncan, well within my legal rights. I don't love pointing to my identity, but the company saying that I was behaving "aggressively" when I was calmly asking questions feels like a clear transphobic dog whistle.

I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee. I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them

Thank you @mattapodaca.bsky.social for being honest about Lavender town scaring you, because it scared me too! I’ve never had anyone agree with me about that 😅😅😅

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

Whoa! SNAP! How is Trump gonna recover from this?!?! The gloves are OFF.

as far as i can tell, people are having substantive conversations about ezra’s interview with ta-nehisi, but then i’m not thomas chatterton williams, professional dilettante and, apparently, liar

An app should not know when I take a screenshot, that is between me and my phone.

It’s simple: - News bloopers - unlikely animal friendships Everything else fuckin SUCKS

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

NY POST does the impossible: make Kathy Hochul look cool as hell

cow kitsch

Why does PetCo call it a cash register and not a Fee Line?

Terriers

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Forgetting that is part of the reason why we’re in the position we’re in now. Our collective desire to exonerate the reputations of the dead, absolving them of all evils, keeps us in a constant state of fighting oppressive “traditions.” Which we all know is just peer pressure from the deceased!

Getting sick of the term “political violence” when a public figure closely aligned w/one ideology or other is a victim. ICE is also political violence. Armies are also political violence. Not sure of my point - just wish for a term that doesn’t immediately wall an act like this off from all the rest

Everyone should think like this.

They got that close and didn’t even… 👀😶….👀😶…. Shake his hand?

In addition to the presumptuousness, these summations read like notes aliens are taking about the inhabitants of a human zoo

My entire life the pattern has been 1. Republican president ruins economy. 2. We elect Dems to fix it. 3. Republicans obstruct pace of progress and people get frustrated with Dems. 4. We elect a Republican president 5. Go back to step 1.

Couldn’t have said it better myself…

I made something about my hyperfocus on Virtual Pinball youtu.be/_kvYVGUyhTQ

If we had an administration who put out legislation that took care of people like universal basic income and free healthcare this wouldn’t bother me in the slightest. Hold a fucking hot dog eating contest in Lincoln’s lap. I don’t give a shit about respecting the office in this sense.

i hope you kids have a good time with your shovel knight today!

Too Real.

Man on the moon for sure