79 degrees in early March is a sin. release me from this sun-dappled hell

there is no universe in which Char turns down an interview with Chotiner

Putting on a platform where kids can stumble upon it for free with crudely inserted ad breaks is honestly the ideal distribution method for this film.

We got y'all somethin' good for De La Soul Day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AVY...

I don't think it comes up enough that both the moon landing and the space shuttle happened in Pokemon-land.

Girls will be like "I know a place" and return to watch a meteor shower with you in 50 years when you are about to die and she looks no older than the day you met.

as @aaronmfking.bsky.social told me from someone who told them at a pivotal time: you're not even cool til you're thirty

[extremely Mikey in Goonies voice] This is our time. Our time! youtu.be/iQYXy_czQVg?...

I ain’t watchin that

Mel Shaw art for 'The Black Cauldron'

See this is what I’m fucking talking about

My girlfriend’s character in our His Majesty the Worm game ate some dungeon meat and gave herself kuru. Now I have to make a fucking 50 year affliction clock

When Li Mu Bai or Lo do anything

Went to see Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon at midnight and it’s wild that American audiences discovered yearning when Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon came out in 2000

Supreme Court still needs to be destroyed

Lovely.

Jill Scott called me “pretty.” Y’all can’t tell me nuthin. Tiny Desk out now! youtu.be/M5QOaaRJYFc?...

Absolute classic

I would be susceptible to the charms of Austin Powers

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Familiarize yourself with the Black Kite. This one bird's call is a constant presence in Japanese movies, games, and anime. These birds of prey have very successfully adapted to urban life and are known for boldly stealing food right out of people's hands. They're like seagulls with sharp talons.

The voice of every bird in anime?! A superstar sighting!

“Meme lord” is a modern one-for-one translation of “philosopher king”

Good morning! 🪶

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I don't know who keeps doing this but you have to stop I'm begging you

[clears throat] Tyler Austin Farter

God, I love being a New Yorker

Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way

GET READY 2 CRY U ANGELS www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ND...

all trans girls enema of the state tribute album, proceeds go to trans lifeline, "blink-182 may have been fratty and hetero, but this trans lesbian wonders if the characters in their songs might not have been saved by estrogen," what are you waiting for

There is an ethical imperative not only to prevent yourself from profiting J.K. Rowling, but to prevent others from doing so as well. How you choose to do so—advocating for piracy, building social consensus against Wizards,etc—but there is no more "my dnd influencer is an innocent chungus!" people.

Pleased to report that I just took home a bronze in the Milan-Kundera Olympics for the relative bearability of my lightness.

Becca Rothfeld's piece on what we lose when we lose book coverage in newspapers is so, so good www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...

A Creme Egg wil fix me

Trad Cath who’s equally mad about Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl in Spanish and mass not being in Latin after Vatican II

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

Medieval Times was invented by horse girls to generate more horse job opportunities

The best guest host for the Muppets would be Werner Herzog

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

I know this is a dice app account but damn! I love tarot card art and had a blast at session 0 of a new His Majesty The Worm campaign

Parasite Steve

This week marks the 20th anniversary of J Dilla's death and the release of "Donuts." @elmattic.bsky.social went deep on the mythology, impact, and legacy of the greatest hip-hop instrumental album ever made. www.passionweiss.com/2026/02/04/j...

Every RPG is a one-page RPG if you only read one page of it

Anyway I hope they all keep writing and do even better things