my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

Going to do a little thread of Alaa's friends vouching for her and also her posts and story. Collecting some stuff. Please read and share. The donation link is tinyurl.com/3sem5b4p and I'd appreciate anything you could spsre for her and her family.

White House press conference: DO NOT TAKE TYLENOL!!! IT CAUSES AUTISM!!! Actual letter to physicians: Pssst... there is no link. Acetaminophen is the safest over-the-counter alternative in pregnancy.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Saw a gay 9/11 🤙🏼

Americans think Communism means censorship, government brutality, poverty, and chaos, while also willing to accept censorship, government brutality, poverty, and chaos, if it means they can avoid Communism.

They guys at the dealership convinced me that the cars with cleavage were cool but I saw a bunch of teenagers laughing at me yesterday so now I need to find modest garb for my whip that isn’t culturally appropriative

As measles continues to spread, I'm sending out this little reminder again.

what if when we die it's just:

please help peanut. donations of $20 or more will get a free month (or equivalent to the amount of donation!) of my most popular tier on fansly 🖤🧡 💋💸

national dry shampoo day?! please nuke us already

@scoochatitch.bsky.social I am not spam—I'm a human being in dire need of help. Today marks the fifth day of my campaign to achieve my goal before the blessed month of Ramadan ends. My brother Amir, like every child, deserves joy and a chance to reignite his passion😔💔 bsky.app/profile/sara...

trump just shut down all weapons shipments to ukraine overnight so for all the people who spent all year feigning confusion about what biden could possibly have done to slow down the massacres in gaza, it would have looked like that

Let me tell you this, bud, a majority of your rights are tied in with disability policy because not only can they weaponize it against anyone, but they know Nondisabled people won’t pay attention.

we're got to stop giving average white men podcasts until they can learn to shut the fuck up

Antivaxxers are trying to erase a six year old girl because she is the only child to die from this vaccine-preventable disease in >22 years. Six-year-olds can’t make medical decisions. She was unvaccinated bc her parents opposed vaccination & would be alive today if her parents were not antivaxxers.

US military get out of korea

*writing "nuh-uh" on a ping pong paddle* time to save america

Liberals flat-out memory-holed all the video and images of Roma tied to street lights & poles with tape by the Nazi ethnonationalists from Azov battalion and other right wing militias were out ethnically cleansing Donbas region for 7 years, to clear it of ethnic-Russians, and other "undesirables"

existential crisis at the drive-thru

I've never done anything "long about a Saturday night" but if I did it definitely wouldn't be a bath

I don't want this wretched country to survive and am wholly uninterested in hearing liberals cry about saving it. Death to Amerikkka.

if the rules based international order brought you to this...of what use was the rules based international order

Tesla owners putting stickers on their cars proclaiming opposition to Musk is the same energy as the Democrats campaigning almost exclusively on the fact that they aren't Trump. Slap some pro-trans stickers on that jalopy if you want to actually tell us something about what you support.

Any time you find yourself saying “that’s TOO compassionate,” ask yourself what the hell you’re talking about.

initial overnight reports are that the bon temps have indeed been roulez'd. happy mardi gras

so given a choice between stopping or letting people drink poo the united states supreme court is on record on the “drink poo” side

supreme court says it's unconstitutional to prevent corporations from making you drink turds

When the fascists say no masks, that means everyone wears a mask now make it impossible to single people out.

When there’s consequences for the rich then things will change and those consequences have to be 1. losing everything, 2. death or 3. life imprisonment. Until then this is it. The rich win, this is what you all fight for. The uniparty.

Children in war-ravaged Sudan, some as young as a year old, have been raped by armed men since the beginning of 2024, according to the UN children’s agency (UNICEF) aje.io/vswtia

forgot I put on glow-in-the-dark nail polish and really gave myself a fright returning to the bed cave just now it's fun they're like hand teeth

Here are 50 reasons someone might be masking in 2025. None of them have to do with anxiety or criminal behavior, and not all of them about COVID. Use them in your accommodations requests or when advocating to protect the right to wear masks/prevent mask bans. open.substack.com/pub/misfitme...

Here's the American Meteorological Society study that estimates the value of US weather forecasts: www.ametsoc.org/sites/ams/as... Value of weather forecasts = $102.1 billion NWS budget = $1.4 billion That represents an incredible return on investment of 73 to 1.

Some Thoughts On Ukraine The Russian invasion of Ukraine was indisputably provoked by western aggressions. That's why so many western experts and analysts spent years warning ahead of time that western aggressions were going to provoke an invasion of Ukraine. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/some-thoug...

neighbor asked me to watch his kids for 20 minutes but took two hours. joke's on him I think I radicalized the 10yo

This shit is happening here. Please stop pretending Minnesota is some one in a million safe haven for us. I guarantee you know someone who believes some absolute horseshit about trans people. It is so so important for you to talk to the people you have the most chance of convincing: your family.

put on a mask and stop stealing sexual activity from me I'm begging you

This is an excellent example of why we need mandatory masking in healthcare. A child with measles sat in an ER for three hours. Measles is incredibly contagious. If you were there, you were exposed. If you arrived after, you were exposed. Get your vaccine & wear a respirator!

all the wrong people are ashamed of themselves please help

tits in a bag! still raising money to turn this ash into a gem 💎 gofund.me/1cbf2d3d

i think my teeth are too old for starbursts :/