I really do turn into Santa during the holidays. No better feeling than seeing some one smile

This could have been posted by NYT Pitchbot, Matty Yglesias, or Ezra Klein and it would have read the same.

Dillon Brooks on Lebron): "I wish we would have let him shoot that shot, that sh*t would have been an airball.” 100th shot fired... 😭 #NBA

they really just let anyone address the nation now

Knicks deciding not to hang a banner feels familiar never celebrating small wins. We will be in therapy together soon enough if

People complaining about pumping their own gas in the cold and I’m over here in Jersey like couldn’t be me

To be clear, I have zero dog in this hunt, the NBA is not my thing at all, but it's really silly when some national reporter, who YOU KNOW has amazon streaming to watch the weekly NFL games on it, talks like this.

What is Josh Hart doing? 🤣 #NBA

Offer Clarkson the chance to drop half a milly in the club every game

Fitting for garland given that he seemed to do anything to avoid arresting Trump

We have to win a chip. The game was legit but the celebration feels fake

Media will act like this doesn’t mean anything for the Knicks but if spurs won they would say they have arrived

Kolek nasty af let’s go

Brunson is a magician

Ha ha

Why is bridges always behind on defense???

KAT TO OGGGG!!!

Crazyyyyyy pass from kat

One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!

I’ve missed the Twitter experience. Over here, when I say hello, nobody responds with “what about black on black crime in Chicago?”

A Christmas Story is a Christmas movie

Def has that cold going around NYC right now

James Gunn on #Supergirl "So many times female superheroes are so perfect. She’s not that at all ... like male superheroes have been allowed to be for a while"

Lindor rn

They are saying congestion pricing sent Pete Alonso to Baltimore!

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara to US citizen detained by ICE: "I apologize that this happened to you in my city with people wearing vests that say 'police.' That's embarrassing."

Elite hater energy

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

The Knicks are playing some beautiful basketball right now.

lol www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvLHp5/

Desperation with the 2nd quarter hack-a-Mitch

Towns with the monster dunk

"there's a new serif in town"

Oh look it's an important game and Towns has two fouls in less than five minutes. That never happens.

Brunson going berserk

I had to look for the Onion tag. But no...

Football would be more entertaining if it had more plays with 3 turnovers on the same play.

the true believers around nixon genuinely saw him as some kind of embodiment of the people and thought that congressional attempts to corral his authority were illegitimate on that basis. straight line from them to the executive power fetishists on the supreme court.

My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:

Who has made this 🤣

i welcome our q-tip overlords

Everytime Butker messes up an angel gets its wings and the rest of us enjoy our petty.

So demoralizing for the KC defense

Why would they go for it there. So risky for no reason

We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth

In case you're wondering how Knicks-Jazz is going, it's not even the middle of the second quarter and Mike and Clyde are discussing whether Middletown, NY counts as Upstate New York.

There are two kinds of people; those who have tried infusing their butter with garlic before making grilled cheeses and people living a sandwich lie.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

I think my uber been drinking cause I can drive better than this