Lmao this fan caught a pass from Josh Allen and just ran away with it the play by play is hilarious!

BREAKING A top prosecutor in Virginia has informed colleagues she plans to decline to seek charges against New York Attorney General Letitia James, resisting intense pressure from President Donald Trump. Full Story: bit.ly/4mKtzmt

While we're at it, fuck Bill Maher too

Take the stairs…

Bill Nye is currently on the Hill to advocate against a proposed 47% cut to NASA science from the Trump admin

Even Jason Whitlock is scoring off him

Whitlock won’t even tap dance for Dan

Nike has dramatically raised prices over the last year. Footwear prices are up 17%. Apparel prices are up 14%. And equipment and protection prices are up 18%.

Portland never stops being Portland.

These Patriots are 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙. Period. Forget rebuilding. After a statement win in Buffalo, New England is a playoff contender. http://dlvr.it/TNVgzW

How long until the right-wing blogosphere blames it on lefty trans woke pronouns or something.

Another Black man was found hanging in the woods and they’re calling it a suicide. At this point, we’re all gonna have to post that we’re mentally sound and would NEVER hang ourselves from trees. His name is JAYVON GIVAN.

NOT AGAIN! For the second week in a row, a player has dropped the ball before crossing the end zone. Cardinals RB Emari Demercado is responsible for this mistake.

Look at her face. This is Major General Lorna M. Mahlock, USMC, the first Black woman in Marine Corps history to reach general officer rank. A trailblazer, a warrior, a woman who’s earned every credential, medal, and command in her story.

Put Russell back in

Mac Jones saw a dead body Thursday morning near the 49ers' team hotel. More, from @diannarussini.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/668...

One side says it’s raining, the other side says it’s sunny. Here at the NYT, we will tell you both sides.

No one who wrote this should have a job writing anything ever again. It's fundamentally disqualifying.

This type of shit would never happen to a white woman I hope her daughter cleans that hospital the fuck out because WYM that person had a violent history and was ALLOWED to be around the general population with little fuckin supervision?!

i put my phone on dark mode and now it won’t stop reciting Edgar Allan Poe poems

“Fellas is it gay to have sex?”

All that money going to ice and no training cause goon almost gassed himself

Bill Belichick has been replaced as headcoach by AI actress Tilly Norwood

Breaking News: man tells black woman to smile

The Vice President of the United States used his social media page to tell Joy Reid, a private citizen with no connection to the government, that she should express "gratitude" for how this country has treated her. Black women remain the most consistent targets in all of this.

Yo! Who the fuck out here stabbing Mark Sanchez? people.com/mark-sanchez...

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

Happy 33rd wedding anniversary to this beautiful amazing power couple. The Obamas are goals.

$200k to hang out with dogs. amazing IG gabriel.desanti, barkandburn

“So there I am, complimenting all of them, and they all stab me in the back. And finally, I say: ‘Et tu Jalen?”

“They asked for a sword, and we said, ‘Well, we do have swords, but we can’t give them away because they’re museum artifacts,’” said Todd Arrington, forced to resign as head of Dwight D. Eisenhower Presidential Library.”

This week’s “written by Ezra Klein”

i love that the average republican is a conspiracy theorist now

NOROVIRUS OUTBREAK ON A CRUISE SHIP AFFECTS NEARLY 100 PEOPLE BAD BUNNY TO HOST SEASON 51 PREMIERE OF 'SNL' WITH DOJA CAT AS THE MUSICAL GUEST

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Crazy how little these women get paid

“Keeping clocks on Standard Time year-round would reduce the prevalence of obesity and strokes.” #DitchDST #SaveStandardTime

On the phone, "Hi, just saw Diddy was sentenced to four years in prison and I was wondering if you will be refunding this weekend's tickets I have to Diddy's seminar How To Lotion Up at the W Hotel in South Beach..."

BREAKING: The Minnesota Public Utilities Commission has voted to let BlackRock buy Allete, the company that runs Minnesota Power.

Judge: As Doctor King taught us, Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. Mr. Combs, your mom writes that you have always been a good son. The same power that enabled you to hurt these women, you could use to help. [Combs is sitting with his hand folded]

Thing I wanted to say about Chapelle the other day but forgot is that he has turned into the comedian he played in The Nutty Professor. Makes me wonder if he got the point of that scene at all.

Airports should have little free libraries. Bring a book to read on the plane, finish it, and leave it in the airport little free library for people departing from that airport to take with them.

did a bot conduct this survey

United States gotta walk down 3 more years of this shit G

A sixty-year-old couple in Mankato making $89,000 combined will pay an EXTRA $1500 every single month just to get health insurance if we don’t get a shutdown deal. That’s why we’re fighting so hard.

So this stupid mf'er puts tariffs (taxes) on everything, then uses the tariff (tax) revenue to pay back (some of) the people (some of) what they paid in taxes?

#Naruto premiered 23 years ago today