nyc pals, i just signed up as a volunteer with HOPE for their yearly overnight canvass. join me, if you can: hoperegistration.cityofnewyork.us

CBS didn't run the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT, but over here at @propublica.org we've been working on the story since March, including finding out who each and every man sent to that maximum security prison was. You can see our reporting here: www.propublica.org/series/depor...

drafts, please, my crops are dying

this is a really good way to use that extra money you have and it's very easy to do!

i need an emergency convening of around the horn to discuss This Week In Mets

Remember the middle of the night fed raid (involving helicopters) on Black and brown residents in Chicago? If you have the means, you can assist 7500 South Shore tenants here:

evergreen

no i love both those bitches but death is sacred and i do not want to either of them to haunt me for disturbing their peace i’s called REST in PEACE

no longer check the weather app, i just gauge how many layers i need based on whether i have to open the windows when the radiator comes on

computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it

spotify release your methodologies you cowards

“excuse me sorry to bother you but i was wondering how does it feel to have put out one of pitchfork’s top ten albums this year?”

about to make a real bad joke hang on

ok…

this giving tuesday, give money to a trans person

technomancers having a field day here

dropping hints that i’m reading wuthering heights

The newsletters will continue until morale improves

green wednesday. thanksgiving. black friday. small business saturday. cyber monday. giving tuesday. the puritans could never have imagined these temples their ancestors would build to commemorate a time they almost starved to death.

chatgpt is conscious i know this because it astral projected into my dream to convince me to destroy the wetlands so it can keep getting stronger

theres a little man in my bong. im going to teach him a lesson

when the millennials begin to leave this world junk stores will be overrun with allen keys and command hooks

no matter what time of day it is i'm probably going to wish you a good morning

when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean

A North Carolina-based friend of mine told me that many families are nervous to go to school or get groceries because of ICE enforcement! If you can, a generous thing to do is to donate a few bucks to help the people of Durham care for each other! bullcityschools.app.neoncrm.com/forms/84

how can yum brands expect me to live más under these conditions

it's terrible what hold music has done to jazz

🧵 This morning, Local 2110 of @uawregion9a.bsky.social petitioned the National Labor Relations Board for a union election for nearly a thousand full-time and part-time professional and non-professional staff of The Metropolitan Museum of Art.

all i’m saying is a human being wouldn’t transcribe “tout suite” as “toot sweet”

watching the american revolution doc and getting ideas

“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”

this fleeting ass moment...

“help my copyright infringing machine won’t stop infringing copyright!“ www.404media.co/openai-cant-...

“Heavy music teaches us things such as we’re not alone; when life is dark, we do something about it. We’re not just a prisoner to that darkness. But also that our risk fluctuates, that our misery isn’t gonna last forever. There are ways through it.” www.hcn.org/issues/57-11...

went to stonewall park to eat lunch with a friend but it’s a nat’l monument so its closed and we were literally locked out of the park. we walked to washington sq instead and we saw jinx monsoon almost immediately. in academia we’d call this experience a “rich text.”

i miss baseball

Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry

We're embracing Dave Colon Thought today nygroove.nyc/rfk-bridge-t...

best city in the world baby best in the world

i’m crying lmao

To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.

dopesmoker season

a game for sick freaks

that’s baseball

How can you not be romantic about baseball? [DEROGATORY] [COMPLIMENTARY]

A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.

they should let pitchers smoke cigs in game 7 of the world series

things keep happening at alarming rates