"The day that will live in infamy" has mostly died of neglect.

Crows are far more intelligent than the current POTUS.

March 29, 2023.

Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯

FIFA and angry drunken hooligan football fans. Do not inspire peace.

FIFA is now radioactive. Nobody is going to travel to the USA due to ICE. This post is so tone deaf!

No way! I'm not travelling to the US to have some goons demand my phone, rifle through its contents and then give me a hard time because Trump makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Hard pass.

If you’re reading this from overseas and thinking about coming to the US for the World Cup, stay home. It’s not safe here. ICE is going to be trolling around these places. They’ll be under orders to harass anybody who isn’t white and at least third generation Americans. Seriously. Don’t come.

some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is

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Only side effect I had after 50+ years of smoking marijuana is a little fatter😎

I you didn't vote AGAINST Trump, if you did not do everything in your power to keep him from becoming president - and now are acting morally superior to those of us who did? You are the fucking worst. Nothing you say will ever make me respect you.

Democratic Socialism is the future, or end state capitalism will destroy us. We choose with our votes.

ATTN GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES: The VA sent out an announcement with a link for employees to self-report their disabilities. I wouldn’t do this if I were you. They’ll likely use it to discriminate against you.

Fuck Wayne Gretzky and his shitty face lift…👇

The invest in American Act is there to kill social security... just wait

Current US Policy: If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.

Trump's Mini-me , Pierre Poillievre.. Canada is a disaster..his only solutions Cut taxes Privatize healthcare Attack LGBTQ+ Attack women's rights like abortion Cater to right-wing Christians Give Trump free access to Canada Gut government Gut environment If you want to be an American..MOVE THERE

Good morning 🐀🌲

he's fighting for his life in this meeting

Paul Bunyan is from Minnesota. Go Gophers! 〽️

Going to make Käsespätzle tomorrow too since there is no such thing as too many carbs when it comes to holiday meals. Getting our taste buds ready for Germany...

If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.

Mr. Secretary, you seem confused. Mark Kelly was defending the Constitution. That’s leadership and you should try it. This is an insurrection…

This is who Bill Maher is and has always been. Always? Always. radaronline.com/p/bill-maher...

Like so many members of our military, serving this country changed my life. The Navy gave me opportunities I wouldn't dream of and taught me lessons I'll never forget. I'm grateful for everything our nation has given me, and I'll always do everything I can to give back to it.

There was a time when the United States looked down its nose at the countries in South America for being lawless banana republics. Who's the banana republic now, bitches?

What a week and it’s only Tuesday. See me on Jimmy Kimmel tonight to talk all about it.

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

Unbelievable. Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.

The best sausages in Prague at Roesol, Malá Strana - served with mustard, gherkin and artisan bread 110Kč

We went from being part of NATO to being part of the Axis of Evil under Donald Trump. That’s what happens when when our leader is a convicted felon who is a pedophile.

"I saw the South African president running his mouth a little bit " Everyone knows why she speaks this way about the S. African president right? Can Americans stop pretending republicans aren't racists.

Still think we’re not there yet?

President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally. He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough. Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. He was revered.

MAGA does not want you to believe that the guy who hired underage spa girls at Mar-A-Lago could possibly be named in the Epstein files.

When pigs fly.

Whoever is making these hilarious memes should be ashamed of themselves. Just stop it.

Gosh, why and how could that be? Such an enigma!

Buuuuuuut, Bill Clinton… Seriously, if so, IDGAF. Jail them all.