The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

Our tiny little side street here in Lyon just erupted in cheers. Me: I’m guessing something good just happened in the futbol match. Ummm… yeah.

@isasaxonists.bsky.social I’m really sorry about your family emergency. 😞 I hope this baby bonnet I made with some leftover Sagittarius Satin yarn cheers you up a little.

Hot take: A Bar Song (Tipsy) is a Certified Bop™️, but Let It Burn is my favorite Shaboozey song.

DO NOT WANT.

This sweet, sad marshmallow really needs a foster! Thumper is having a hard time at the shelter, often squishing himself into corners or under blankets to feel safer. He lost his home for the 2nd time in 2 years after his adopter became too ill to care for him & is so stressed he's barely eating 🧵

It’s hard to escape the dawning realization that part of the goal of Google’s AI Overview is to simply eradicate the concept of anyone else having any kind of website at all. Why click on a link & explore when Google told you the answer & you didn’t know it was wrong?

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This is like playing Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Getting Back Together" at a wedding.

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.

The #NoKings protest in Everett, MA today. As we marched, people were waving and cheering from their cars, houses, and businesses. ¡Si se puede!

Anyone in town for Infocomm feel like appropriating a lift and fixing a video wall? 😂

Omg it’s so cool that FSR is using one of my panel designs in their booth!

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

Casual use of the modesty paw is a top glamour model move.

I just saw someone refer to a Boomer-esque complaint made by a Gen-Xer as a "Hose water-ass complaint" and I feel like that one's gonna stick to my cohort until the day we all die.

How can you eat at a time like this? People are missing.

Conclave (2024)

a new PWHL Pope has been chosen

I stopped donating money to out of state candidates, because the SMS and email spam got so bad that I couldn’t stand the thought of my number ending up on another list. At this point I’m half convinced that the texts are a false flag operation. Right before filing deadlines, I get dozens of them.

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So, the interim commanding officer of the aircraft carrier that keeps sending jets down into the oceans depths? He took over because the previous guy crashed into a merchant ship. The new guy is from outside Boston and his nickname is “Chowdah.” This really feels like a Simpsons episode.

modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it

MRW I hear about the Canadian election as an American.

Hey @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @notalawyer.bsky.social! I’m not a lesbian, but I do listen to @ifbookspod.bsky.social. 😂 PS. Let Them seems like a repackaging of the serenity prayer.

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

see, this is exactly what I’m talking about

Wow… just… wow. Basically, we’re plunging our economy into absolute chaos with a whole bunch of made up numbers.

All I’m saying is: if you come with an April Fools Day joke today, it better be clever as hell because I think we’re all pretty exhausted from being knocked sideways.

Pro-Tip: If you use T-Mobile, today is the day that you can get a free year of MLB.tv with their T-Life app.

But her emails, amirite?! (Gift link) wapo.st/4hQUfQk

Spoiler alert: prep time for my Girl Scouts ended up being almost two hours. 🤦‍♀️

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 20,1948

I met with LJ’s home room teacher last night. At the end of our conversation, he said “thank you for advocating for your daughter.” What a powerful thing to say! It reassured me that we’re all on the same team.

Live your life so that at least one person loves you like Charles Leclerc loves his dog.

I just purchased a copy! 

Random thoughts that keep me awake at night: Did Tommy's union strike down at the docks ever get settled?

Do you know you should use Alt Text but just forget sometimes? Here’s the reminder you were looking for to go to your profile, then Settings, then Accessibility, then toggle on Require Alt Text before posting. You’ll never forget again.

Celebrating and saluting all the wonderful women who I follow on here or who otherwise fill my feed on this International Women’s Day. Y’all are smart, funny and unfuckwitable. Grateful for each and every one of you.

At the ripe old age of 18, our cat Sophie crossed the rainbow bridge today. 😭 She used to play fetch with twist ties. She'd hide on top of the litter box and then pounce on our other cat (Tabitha)'s head. If there's a cat heaven, she's up there jumping on Tabitha and getting wasted on catnip.

people nationwide need to study what's happening in Montana to protect trans kids and their families

Meme in real life

The world is a dumpster fire, but this hat I made with yarn from @isasaxonists.bsky.social is pretty great.

This article was really interesting, and if you care about turning around antivaxers, it’s a great place to start. Reading these stories, I really think so much of this is caused by misogyny and I gotta vent about it. The first story mentions being exposed to antivaxing after joining an MLM.

Millennials are a goldilocks generation raised in the narrow window between leaded gasoline and social media and hooooo boy is that showing these days

This sort of comic book corruption is quite literally illegal in every single country in the world that has written laws. I don't even know what else you say about this, it's amazing

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Something soothing and gorgeous to start your week. "Rustic-Earth Archer" is one of the newer colorways that is turning out to be very popular. Earthy goodness. This was in a merino/nylon blend. 🧶 #indiedyedyarn #handdyedyarn #yarnsky #yarnlove #yarnadict #yarnideas #craftsky #indieyarndyer