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This is it. That was it. We're all fucked. The consequences of that little spat will dictate our lives in myriad ways for decades
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Naano-technology
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Robbie Savage is absolutely livid and I have to say INJECT IT IN KY EYEBALLS
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THIS IS A FUCKING STUPID GAME
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This is so good
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1 day ago
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Orbinho here, not so much tempting fate as punching it in the face and saying, "do you fucking want some?"
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Tom Freeman
1 day ago
Starmer has lost Catherine West, but results are still being counted in Catherine East and Catherine Central
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Roland Smith
3 days ago
Just in time... what a coincidence.
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www.dexerto.com/youtube/mrwh...
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Mrwhosetheboss reveals “violating” US Customs detention that derailed $300K project - Dexerto
British Tech YouTuber Mrwhosetheboss opened up to Dexerto about the “traumatizing” experience he had with US Customs and Border Protection.
https://www.dexerto.com/youtube/mrwhosetheboss-reveals-violating-us-customs-detention-that-derailed-300k-project-3361401/
3 days ago
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The bags and drone of my bagpipes keep going missing. I've got the Chantavirus
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5 days ago
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onion person
5 days ago
funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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Blowing up the death star was stupid. They should have nicked it
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5 days ago
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Just like that. But an actual goal
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6 days ago
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I would like Arsenal to score more goals
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Gaby Hinsliff
6 days ago
This is a hard thing for a former leader to say, I’m glad Caroline said it, and some of those responding need to have a word with themselves
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David_j_roth
7 days ago
Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.
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Ben Stanley
7 days ago
One thing that’s striking is just how pathetically fragile the whole racket has turned out to be. The most ineffectual sex tape scandal ever. Szijjarto running straight to the shredder. Orbán just…quitting. Rod Dreher hightailing it to whichever country will give him €10000 a month next.
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Phil Costa
7 days ago
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Michael Sheehy
7 days ago
Everton get 3 goals off an xg of 2.77 and City get 3 off an xg of 1.37
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Adam Sharp
8 days ago
Couple about to sign divorce papers… WOMAN: I wish I'd never joined that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I wish I'd never married a guy addicted to Star Wars puns MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you
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John Sipher
8 days ago
As I noted here, Russian defectors agreed. The Russian security services must be destroyed.
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If You Want to Understand Russian Power, Listen to the People Who Leave It
Defectors have been warning the West about the power and brutality of the Russian security services, writes former CIA officer John Sipher
https://time.com/6281663/russia-vladimir-putin-defectors/
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Chris Simms
8 days ago
A device you attach to your underwear reveals how often you really break wind – and it’s probably more frequently than you think... It might be useful for spotting undiagnosed gut-related conditions. 🧪
www.newscientist.com/article/2525...
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Smart underwear detects lactose intolerance by tracking your farts
A device you attach to your underwear reveals how often you really break wind – and it’s probably more frequently than you think
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2525189-smart-underwear-detects-lactose-intolerance-by-tracking-your-farts/
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Twlldun
8 days ago
Chaminda is of course correct
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Nathan Goldwag
9 days ago
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John Muller
9 days ago
Mikel Arteta has finally got his tactics right (Bukayo Saka playing soccer instead of being injured)
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The Guardian
9 days ago
‘You’re not one of us, are you?’: How a Ukrainian soldier survived two weeks in a Russian dugout
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‘You’re not one of us, are you?’: How a Ukrainian soldier survived two weeks in a Russian dugout
When Vadym Lietunov spotted a fortified position after his own had been blown up, he didn’t realise it belonged to the enemy
https://www.theguardian.com/news/ng-interactive/2026/may/03/youre-not-one-of-us-are-you-how-a-ukrainian-soldier-survived-two-weeks-in-a-russian-dugout?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=bsky_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=1777781514
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Musa Okwonga
9 days ago
Worth reading this whole thread. 🧵
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Tim Onion
9 days ago
A really good interview with Tim about what we plan for this thing to be.
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‘We have to mock the site’s insanity’: comedian Tim Heidecker on the allure of becoming Infowars’ new boss
As the Onion waits for a court to approve its takeover, creative director Heidecker previews his ambitious plan to parody the site – already sending Jones into a fury
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/ng-interactive/2026/may/02/infowars-onion-tim-heidecker
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Thats some turn from Saka there. You absolutely knew it was coming, nothing the defender could do. On his arse, pass goal
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Top 15 TV shows without thinking 1. The Wire 2. Our Friends in the North 3. Band of Brothers 4. Star Trek TNG 5. X-files 6. Breaking Bad 7. Sherlock 8. Elementary 9. Slow Horses 10. Battlestar Galactica 11. Good Place 12. Lost 13. 24 14. Hawaii 5-0 15. Dexter
10 days ago
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Frances Ryan
10 days ago
All the world’s problems are solved when it’s a wonderful Blind Date!
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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Blind date: ‘What would I change? Nothing. It was perfect’
Josh, 30, a video game designer, meets Hannah, 31, an architectural lighting designer
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/may/02/blind-date-josh-hannah?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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May 2 97🔥 96🔥 96🔥 91👑 79✨ Final score: 895 Fuck the Marshall Islands
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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10 days ago
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Patrick Chovanec
10 days ago
Honestly, if you showed this to someone in 2010 and said "This is the President of the United States", they'd tell you to stop pulling their leg.
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Kate Bevan
10 days ago
fucking hell 😬😬
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Rafael Behr
11 days ago
This is good on why insurgent parties experiencing rapid growth become magnets for cranks and also lack the buffering layer of veterans and stalwarts that might stop the maniacs becoming candidates
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Nick Croom
11 days ago
And now for horror...
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Nick Pettigrew
11 days ago
I see John Terry's getting more left-wing as he gets older.
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Stephen Bush
11 days ago
It honestly makes me feel pride in this country that a complete freshie can lead the oldest and most successful party in the country.
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April 30 95🏅 97🔥 93🏆 99🎯 100🎯 Final score: 975
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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12 days ago
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Captain Haddock
13 days ago
LOL
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M Meerkat
13 days ago
Because Zelensky, Stole ALL Trumps CARDS........
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Is this not deeply weird? This image is the sort of thing I'd use AI to generate when trolling an American friend about their silly little freedom from tyranny holidays.
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13 days ago
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Count Binface
14 days ago
Iranian defies odds to defeat Trump.
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Point Break
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14 days ago
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick
15 days ago
Learned from my 101-year-old grandfather that one problem of being a centenarian is that airlines apparently only have a 2-digit age variable, meaning that every time he shows up at the airport, the data in the system at the check-in counter thinks he's a 1-year-old unaccompanied child.
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Saucisson and fromage import export
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15 days ago
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Ken Jennings
17 days ago
See you all at the Correspondents’ Dinner!
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Tits McGee
18 days ago
Start your Friday with this happy little thread
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Joel S.
19 days ago
This is an incredible tweet.
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Why is the karaoke machine lady on my radio talking about civil service ethics again?
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Helen Kennedy
19 days ago
Priceless post from the official White House social media
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