Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.

HAPPY SIBLING RANE SATURDAY EVERYBODY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 i took a break from life to write about...(checks notes) nipple piercings for the two-faced shrimp god. and sex-god-hunger-death-murder-killing, of course archiveofourown.org/works/62506537

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JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts theonion.com/jd-vanc...

Planet earth u are under arrest

it's such a bastard to turn off AI features because we're still in the 'artificially inflating the value' part of the tech bullshit hype cycle & somewhere a man in a suit has to say "we already have x million users!" to another guy in a suit

inauguration is tomorrow

yet another example of democrats handing donald trump a win for absolutely no reason

psyche-lock 🔒 #aceattorney

cloak thief!!!!!!! #DGS #TGAA #TheGreatAceAttorney

Just saw a no-longer relevant evacuation notice on instagram from five hours ago and remembered — that’s right, due to hyper-monetization every major social network no longer shows you life-saving breaking news as it happens. They turned it over to an algorithm that finally noticed “he likes fire.”

Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.

I don't know the answer (I do actually it's No) but I think the Billionaire class should continue conducting horrifying experiments on themselves to find out. Go on rich man, I'm sure you'll squeeze out a few more years if you inject some more weird bullshit directly into your spinal fluid.

it’s comforting to know that the worlds dumbest billionaire built a truck that is an active road bomb that is only purchased by the worlds dumbest guys

this shit is a natural consequence of the supplement / bio-hacking culture rampant across right-wing media. these people are absolutely convinced their diet of organ meat pills, creatine and zinc makes them immune to colds so if they get sick it must be a conspiracy

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"What trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?" Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.

all my plans for the rest of the year

as someone who got laid off from a netflix show six days before christmas, i can attest to how many notes could be boiled down to “this is too interesting and fun”

Merry Crisis ✨🐈

HAPPY ALMOST CHRISTMAS EVERYONEEEEE

If an elected official in their 80s can't string a sentence together, it is not ageist to point that out. Part of why the gerontocracy exists is because the news media is so squeamish about calling this stuff out

“you’re 25 and you’re using :3 ?” yeah because i’m full of fucking whimsy and childlike wonder

"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."

it's 11:30 in the afternoon and virginia woolf is kicking my ass. i love her.

(pleasantly) Nice one dude, that gives me the strength to go on

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Remember this. And tell other people. Don’t trust cops applies to not believing they will give you lots of money for information.

[ Great Ace Attorney] mlm wlw solidarity

we’re looking at a massive overtime bill for a search effort that fails to rise to the level of a preschool class on an easter egg hunt, incredible stuff here

It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”

倫敦の雪を堪能する☃️ニャメ

barok van zieks & kazuma asogi, 32: crossing muddy waters - i'm with her open.spotify.com/track/7jb1ZS...

you dreamed of empires by alvaro enrique, translated by natasha wimmer. go in blind and embrace the madness.

NYPD suspects that the killer of United Healthcare's CEO has fled the city, but they are not giving up. 24 hours a day, in precincts all over the city, officers whose heads are the exact size and shape of a Boars Head boiled ham showing each other stuff on their phones and injecting steroids.

Breaking News: Police believe that the suspect in the killing of health insurance executive Brian Thompson has uploaded himself to the Dark Web and become a being of pure information, a “ghost in the machine”

UnitedHealthcare CEO Killed Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth’s insurance unit, was fatally shot outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel in what police described as a “brazen” targeted attack by a gunman lying in wait for him. What do you think? theonion.com/unitedhealth...

Gonna start a school for politicians to learn how to go on podcasts and I'm going to charge so much money and also the entire thing is going to be rephrasing the sentence, "Now, for this next part, you're going to want to pretend like you're currently a human person."

Wittle guy needs a wittle kiss. [ #dgs | #tgaa ]

imagine if they do catch the guy who put down the insurance ghoul. they’re gonna have a hell of a time seating a jury. think of the voir dire. they’ll have to eliminate everybody who ever cried on the phone with their insurance company & there won’t be anyone left.

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the people who said dems needed to prioritize institutional reforms like court reform, election laws, etc, in 21 were right. and the people who said DOJ needed to drop the hammer on trump ASAP were right, and there’s been zero indication from dem leadership that they understand this