This is beautiful. A way forward...

They’re calling it Sickos Sunday Night

Was completely on purpose

We’re back

It’s been a difficult year. We can spare ourselves new Swift discourse.

reddit occupied government

Everyone bends the knee eventually

a few small beers

PTA! PTA! PTA!

We have reports of loud chants of “PTA, PTA, PTA” coming from my domicile

Feel like if this is how the law works, there’s no reason to make a budget deal because there’s no reason to believe anything that you win via Congress will actually happen anyway.

Morning walk

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

It’s The Master, but you could talk me into five others.

Breaking news: Robert Redford, the big-screen idol turned Oscar-winning director, independent film advocate and environmental activist, died at 89.

Phantom Thread (2017) / The Naked Gun (2025)

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

Look obviously it sucks, everything he does sucks, but Trump's dedication to 1987 Wedding Food is one of his only sincerely held beliefs. I am putting a bounty on a photo of the fucked up pasta primavera they're serving. You know there's shredded carrot in that thing.

True Blueskyism has yet to be tried

JFK (Oliver Stone, 1991)

How Google AI Surprised Me

the actual communication problem democrats have is this: their most prominent national figures filter everything through focus grouped lines and are incapable of plain speech

Not every outlet obviously, but I think a big problem with a lot of major political news orgs is that they still treat Trump like the novelty game show host who accidentally won.

Praise god, Vladimir Guerrero Sr. has finally returned from the war.

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

This is what I mean when I say their ultimate goal is mocking and intimidating DC's actual residents. Similar to DOGE they want to "traumatize" the federal workforce until more people just leave

We are the Ghorns / The galaxy is watching

Now playing (08:55 PM PST): "Secret Honor" (1984) By Robert Altman Runtime: 90 min.

I could make it in the Sinister universe. Me and Bagul were good buddies in college.

Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.

Pete Postlewaite could buy cigarettes in kindergarten

Universal breaking the theatrical window system to send Trolls World Tour (of all movies!) straight to streaming in 2020 directly kicked off a chain of events that led both Warner Bros and Disney to completely destroy their business models.

everything you need to know about the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad controversy can be gotten by watching Eddington, in theatres now!

It makes no sense to frame this as some sort of correction — adequate nutrition is more important for kids with health conditions, not less. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/w...

Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.

“The way of water has no beginning and no end, Jerry!”

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

Wouldst thou wish to live deliciously?

There should be a Heat anime

It’s bad that the electorate is the Itchy and Scratchy focus group but good that they’re coming around again.

Nothing says more about this movement than the fact that their main focus, beyond the attempt to roll back all evidenced-based medicine because it "is gay," is to somehow make french fries and soda good for you. They will fight the war to make treats healthy to the last man.

"...well in the end we all decided coldplay wasn't really that bad and now everyone's mad that the CEO got fired. classic reverse milkshake duck" anton chigurh lowers the bolt pistol from my forehead. what would be the point

“i’m trying to understand as much as anyone else the whole ‘name’ thing. you’re telling me everyone has a word they want to be called??? and i’m supposed to use it when i refer to them??? and it’s different for different people??? this is madness!!!”

Watched earlier this week. Real good stuff.

dude I love The National because it all sounds like a man whose greatest goal is living in Neil McCauleys house from Heat with no furniture

For the first time since she was freed from an immigration prison, Rümeysa Öztürk speaks. And she does so by ... writing: "Writing is the heart of freedom of expression. Unbelievably, this single opinion piece, published in our student newspaper, would lead to my arrest and detention."

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

My message every Office cast member who isn’t Steve Carell or Kransinski.