explain your @ i forget if i've explained it here before, but: my name abbreviates to "misyl", which looks like "missile" misspelled in a specific way, so i misspelled a synonym the same way (originally a national puzzlers' league nom, i doubt i'm even in their top 50 most convoluted derivations)

HELLO, GOODBYE: AN EXIT MUSIC (FOR A FILM) MYSTERY the movie has a run time of no minutes

[eye twitches] you... you can't do that, wikipedia if you have a bunch of names where all but one are in a similar format, you put chip last *you put chip last, wikipedia*

at least as of 2021, the estimated total amount of us currency in circulation was about two trillion has anyone checked whether or not is it good to let one person obtain a controlling interest in money itself

rough week for my internet comedy intake my favorite drawfee host has abruptly left under uncomfortably vague circumstances taskmaster announced two contestants i find objectionable enough that i might skip series 22, maybe even drop the show entirely counting on you now, dropout, please stay good

a new and intriguing sequel to that one flowchart of what different languages use in their "it's _____ to me" idioms for incomprehensibility

I am begging the culinary school people to stop jumpscaring me with their naming conventions

yeah, i'm having trouble finding the place. i just passed tone yaws, is that close?

i bet when the Hamburglar robs people he holds them at bun point please do not unfollow me

jamwitch.itch.io/the-daily-sp... listen you don't need to know whether i was up until far too late last night because i had been ensnared by a gradual story told over the course of 140 newspaper headline dropquotes that's not a question you need to ask you can click that link, though, that's allowed

new favorite phishing attempt it's okay friend you tried your best

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)

additional cancellations from the freedom 250 festival: - the kars4kids band - the pirate that sings the spongebob theme - that one band that did that legend of zelda parody and every file sharing service tagged it as system of a down for some reason - kars5kids, america's top kars4kids cover band

graduates look to each other in confusion, unsure how to react, as i give a speech which i am clearly misreading to be about a person named al

paradox puzzlehunt 2 has done a phenomenal job of making me excited for what looks like it'll be a relatively small set of puzzles - beautiful art - this world needs more phantom tollbooth-themed puzzle events - *they have made an entire freaking in-universe interactive social media platform*

I fought the law and the

[checks the calendar] ah dang it's okay, i think every square except that and the olympics one are still in play

rules grammar change

if you are a fan of crosswords and are not following ettu etui, the dril of those, then what are you doing. why are you living your life like that.

wishing a jolly game changer season premiere day to all who observe (no spoilers, i have not watched it yet)

kelvin 451

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

this game stuffs about ten "wait, i could have been doing *that* this whole time?!" moments into about twenty minutes of gameplay that is an impossibly good ratio www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=156... also you can learn many amazing facts about carrots they're not very true, but you can learn them

[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "literal" KID: can you use it in a sentence JUDGE: "It" is a story about a sewer clown

okay but *this* time it's gonna be hatsune miku, right

"kilter" seems like it'd be a pretty nice synonym for "normality" or "stability" on its own, i don't know why we keep it locked away in that one niche usage like that "it's all been kilter today" "glad to see things back to kilter around here" that sort of thing

i will go back and retrieve a single ant this will surely create a causal cascade which over the ensuing decades will lead to a dramatically different world, one where reason and compassion are valued, where greed and cruelty are met with scorn i always knew that specific ant was trouble

sir david attenborough turns 100 today to celebrate, you can imagine every post on this website today as if he was narrating it you probably shouldn't, most of them wouldn't really fit tonally but like, you *can*

suspiciously-specific denial dot jpg

the entire first-person shooter genre is deeply uncomfortable and i don't understand why it exists why would i want to have that experience

i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

When someone's like "that's an easy mistake to make" it's like, i know. that's why i did it..

i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged

“would you rather have perfect clues and crappy fill, or perfect fill and crappy clues” i would rather be a Sea Creature , next question

I like adding drawings to boxes. This is now a more powerful battery charger probably

How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."

When radioactivity was discovered, there was a rush to market for all sorts of radioactive consumer goods. There were water jugs made out of uranium glass, for example. I think about that a lot these days whenever I see AI products being marketed to consumers.

FACTS ABOUT MY FAVORITE PLANET E xcellent A mazing R eally cool T he people could chill out H ippos live here also

Even though Earth Day only comes once a year, Earth is on display here at Greenville Zoo every day and can be observed by looking down

according to the many, many dubious online lists of holidays and observances, april 21 is Big Word Day don't forget to celebrate in the traditional way, by scrolling down on web.archive.org/web/20140310...

i made a crossword

tired: "your escape room company needs seo and/or loans" spam emails wired: "your escape room company needs lightsabers" spam emails

i've solved your labyrinth, puzzle-master. the minotaur's escaped, and you're gonna get the horns, buddy.

they're calling it massive waits and it's an album about being at the airport

a few days ago a friend told me he'd recently gone square dancing tonight a coworker told me they'd been getting into line dancing i feel like i was supposed to have previously met someone who is into cube dancing, and hypercube dancing before that maybe i'll meet a point dancer soon

This is called smothering and it’s a crime!!

Breaking: the capsule is releasing white smoke, signaling that the moon is the new Pope.