my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas

MERRY HAPPY, YE MIRTH-ENGORGED HOLIDAY HEADS here have some festive beasts

Girl having worst Christmas ever realizes it's only the worst Christmas so far Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Update: We can’t open presents yet because my parents’ dog is exploring the space with diarrhea. May your family be experiencing the same joy!

Stardew Valley: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition out on US eShop ($14.99 - includes free upgrade pack for owners). Search on the console eShop

Absolum has become my go-to steamdeck game for the past couple months. Just so dang satisfying and nuanced. Also Cider is one of the best characters of the year imo

Merry Christmas everyone <3

Merry Christmas! Xmas hot take no. 1: I find the lyric "Christmas comes this time each year" from The Beach Boys' "Little Saint Nick" to be deeply unnecessary. Xmas hot take no. 2: My new special Night Thoughts (streaming now on Hulu or Disney+ outside the US) is perfect family viewing.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy (Steam) is $7.96 on Gamebillet buff.ly/QF0uOD6 $9.99 US eShop buff.ly/D0uxS8R $9.89 XBL buff.ly/liewQZB Switch $29 VGP buff.ly/DgzsPLe PNP buff.ly/VW2xmHc Deck verified

I'm wishing to bring tidings of comfort and joy with this new video. Or at least comfort and slightly reduced stress levels! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVs...

Merry Christmas, y’all. We are grateful for each and every one of you. 🎄

anybody know where I can pick up a turboman doll today? it’s an emergency

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODIES!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MUTANTS!

UPDATE: Speaker Sexton’s @TNHighwayPatrol driver speeding through NASHVILLE and refusing to pull over, then getting into a confrontation with MNPD, has made national news. Again: The TN GOP supermajority thinks laws don’t apply to them. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Merriam Christmas

Holy infant, tenders and mild

Merry Christmas. Please stop asking if you're on the naughty list

Merry Christmas! Wishing you all a joyful holiday and incredible new year.

[explaining bisexuality to a really stupid guy that is way too into the movie Blade] OK, so you know Blade’s whole deal right? Well-

From the Hamill House to your's: MERRY CHRISTMAS !!! 🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶

“Miss, do you agree with the sign?” “Absolutely not. My great niece was 4 months pregnant and her fetus had no skull. And because of men involving themselves in women’s bodies she was forced to deliver the fetus… there’s a reason God created medicine.”🔥 #ForcedBirthNation

Merry Christmas, New York City 🎄🗽 [Animation by Sarah Elawad]

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.

Most New Yorkers can’t afford childcare.

The Department of Justice is releasing the Epstein files far too quickly. by Merrick Garland

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Stephen Miller wants everyone at 60 Minutes who “engaged in this revolt” (aka told the truth) fired

As many have been saying was the Bibi/Smotrich/Ben Gvir plan all along… www.wsj.com/world/middle...

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Let the people you love know that you love them, even if they already know. In this age of atomization, it's more important than ever to cherish the human connections we do have, and share the compassion we can. Merry Christmas, take care of yourself, and happy holidays.

Larian CEO Replaced by Elder Brain hard-drive.net/larian-ceo-r...

Man someone should make a video essay about this

The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s

“Pull over! You need to yield to the police, I don’t care who you think you are.” FULL VIDEO of Speaker Sexton’s TN Highway Patrol detail speeding though NASHVILLE (30mph over) and refusing to pull over for MNPD — then popping off when he did (From Jerry Barlar: www.facebook.com/share/v/1LhB...)

Excited to report that I’ve found an all-natural alternative to Ozempic that helped me lose 5 lbs in just one week without a single injection or pill. It’s called norovirus

merry christmas

Yes I’m showing off & it’s embarrassing but also these are the kindest things anyone has ever said about me and I’m very proud of my new special, so here we go. Night Thoughts is streaming now on Hulu & Disney+. Watch it with your families. Also thanks @vulture.com & @jessedavidfox.bsky.social!

Have an Au Ra❤️ #FFXIV #art

And then we act like it’s a mystery why we have so many gun deaths 🇺🇸

Have yourself a yuri little Christmas Make those bitches gay

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Love has no gender🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Love is love❤️ love you all🤍 Merry Merry⭐️✨

As the year ends, let me thank public school teachers who, under difficult circumstances, are doing their best to educate our kids. If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.

Merry Christmas, Minnesota. Hoping everyone finds some peace in quality time with family and friends 🎄

Merry Christmas

Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting

i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration IG roodabeguh