the hulkster www.youtube.com/shorts/-_e7J...

The difference between this and Nazi propaganda against Jews is that this is AI-generated.

girl in front of me at 7-11 had her bf on facetime, and was showing him the different slurpee flavors so he could pick which ones to mix together. so, love is still real, if anyone was wondering

eric adams receiving the phone call and glumly returning back to what he was doing - standing outside and getting shocked by lightning hundreds of thousands of times over and over

I am watching Captain America 4, and if this is how actual humans are going to write movies, just let AI do it because this is embarrassing

contemplating the vastness of the outdoors and the twittering of the birds

She almost made it out of her pen before falling completely asleep

'Fear Street: Prom Queen' is fine, but "We've been going out for two months. I know her better than anyone" is a perfect line

an uneasy momentary peace, the air filled with the sound of intense chewing noises

Every other Star Wars thing should be *ashamed* at how good Andor is

this can work if the Doubting Thomas sequence is 45 minutes of Thomas thoroughly probing the wounds of the Lord complete with ASMR-style sound efffects

Gentle reminder that the world has billions of people who are all capable of making our own bad decisions, and India and Pakistan going to war cannot be blamed on Trump or Israel or whoever else is your go-to villain. Unless your go-to villain is the British. You can absolutely blame the British.

"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.

How have They Might Be Giants never written a song about siphonophorae

"...Be cunning and full of tricks, and your people shall never be destroyed." www.earth.com/news/omiltem...

elon musk is who elliot rodger would have turned into if he'd won all those lotto tickets

12 Dem Senators and 48 Dem House members voted for the Laken Riley Act—allowing US Govt to deport immigrants on the mere accusation of a crime. As you see those 60 Dems complain about Mahmoud Khalil, Rumeysa Ozturk, or Kilmar Abrego Garcia, among many more—please know they enabled this fascism.

I go to see the doctor, tell him I'm depressed. Says he has the cure -- treatment is simple. Says go to the desert. Says there's a tortoise on its back, baking in the hot son. Wants to know why I'm not helping it. But doctor, I say. Let me tell you about my mother.

her yard now

Gilmore Girls The Masters 🤝 Rory growing increasingly worse as the show progresses

There are occasions where my wife has told me I was right about something, but I have read Steinbeck's The Pearl, and know the power of rare and destructive wealth; I cast such boons back into the sea

either someone just starts kneecapping these two-bit motherfuckers at the door, or literally the whole country is going to burn. but, you know, decorum and all that.

In the X-Files episode “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose,” a serial killer keeps going to psychics to ask them why he is murdering people. And finally Clyde gives him the answer: because he’s a homicidal maniac. Sometimes the simplest answers explain everything.

Dropping a major identity thing on your parents once a year keeps them humble and reminds them you are in control of your own life

silly pig faces

Cleaning out grandparents house, does anyone want a disnenema kit

My age range is "went to public school before active shooter drills, but after nuclear war drills"

English is great because 'fish bowl' and 'bowl of fish' aren't interchangeable

Guys we need communism

We should just Truman show every politician and start over

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I will simply convince a party that is actually a private company dependent on billionaire donations and capitalist media to abandon their fake “electability” concerns and become a functioning democratic entity

the new charisma build that's breaking political meta

when I'm forced to accept a compliment

you know, many very loyal and beautiful people are saying that we "need" Greenland. And I thought, need? We don't NEED Greenland, do we? But we do want it. And if there's one thing you should know about us, it's that we don't NEED anything, do we, folks? No ... we do want, though, don't we?

a bunch of government goons from ICE/HSI showed up to an elementary school in DC this morning and tried to detain a staff member in the parking lot but the person's colleagues intervened and stopped it and let that be a reminder to all of us that we can do that

What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"

nation seems to be falling apart because car dealership owners are mad government employees can work from home

massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen

every one of these shit-for-brains losers humping the idea that leftists are going to "sell out the democrats for ex republicans" spent 2016 yelling at the same leftists for not supporting a former Goldwater Girl

Abby is awesome and this looks delightful! I've said for years, 'let Abby make more things!' I accost random people on the street and tell them this. "oh, she did the 'my brother the car'" joke, they say. "yes, but she's so much more than that!" I reply, shaking them. I am excited for this!

the trick if you are ever in a dance-off to save your community center is to never go first

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This person is right. It would be good for SFF as a field to stop trying to outsmart Le Guin / sidestep our own complicity by writing our way out of the problem, because both are impossible and the latter is the far worse impulse for the reasons already laid out in the OG Omelas story.

Every chud with a GED and a Free Helicopter Rides t-shirt understands what’s going on better than every Princeton legacy magazine writer posting about how you’re gonna miss the liberal international order when it’s gone

Hi, Chloe here, these aren’t newly added but they’re artworks that are still available. Sales have slowed. Just thought I’d mention these as people seemed to like them. Reposts are much appreciated as ever. www.chloecumming.com

looking forward to this signal chat thing having absolutely zero repercussions for anyone

Really is wild that Democrats as an institution remain so dedicated to being proxies for Israeli politics after a world-historic ratfucking by Netanyahu's pack of wrecker freaks. They absolutely got hung out to dry, and they're still doing this shit to their detriment.

look upon Chloe's art! I love it so much. I think it should be on the cover for a fun novel about wrestlers or cats or houses or ambulances or something.