Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

Saw someone say, “Stop hoarding books, we don’t need paper books anyway” and I can’t express how misguided this is. Online libraries disappear, digital books can be altered, and with Big Tech seeking to destroy history and literacy, print media has never been more essential.

Read Austin's work, y'all.

OH HELL YES

being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

We have been Blue Apron subscribers for 8+ years. They got bought out and declined in quality QUICKLY - so we're trying HelloFresh instead. End of an era!

A self-labeled "leftist democrat" thinks the solution to a public library banning and labeling books is to...capitalism your own personal library at home. Y'all are exhausting & eager to be as ignorant on the attacks on *institutions of democracy* as possible. We're 5 years in. You have no excuse.

Anti-ICE? Hey, you’re nice. Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.

"Wait until you're older, your body will stop working well." Or, may I introduce a concept of people being chronically ill at every age.

I feel that we need more himbo-forward rom-coms. I will not be taking questions at this time

Our local county fair has a game called the Mouse Game where you put a quarter on a set of numbers, then they set a mouse free in a spinning wheel and the mouse goes in a numbered hole. You win a prize if the mouse goes in one of your numbers. It's the only carnival game we were allowed to play.

The SPACEBALLS sequel is now in production. In the style of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, here's het first cast photo. Rick Moranis, Josh Gad, Keke Palmer, Lewis Pullman, Anthony Carrigan, George Wyner, Daphne Zuniga, and Bill Pullman join the cast with Mel Brooks!

My 20-something nephew was talking this weekend about how he doesn't like AI art! Good job, kids!

Imagine it's 2002 and you're sitting around watching the Man Show and a time traveler appears in the room and tells you about the past 48 hours

I can’t believe I shaved my legs to the knee only for the rapture to be a no show.

hope he hasn’t slept or pooped all weekend and has a migraine!

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

Gonna go even further: don't refer to it as "consuming media" when doing this. You aren't a consumer - it's not a product. You read books. You look at art. You watch movies and/or videos. Be careful about word choice. Reject "consume" and REJECT "CONTENT." IT IS ART. YOU ARE ENGAGING WITH ART.

"This is the trap of leisure in a culture fixated on work. Anything done consciously or subconsciously for the sake of recovering from or balancing out work is not entirely free from labor—even if it’s genuinely relaxing and enjoyable." www.removepaywall.com/search?url=h...

“Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second commandment is ‘Don’t let trans people compete in women’s sports.’” (Matthew 22:37–40)

The thing about being an artist is that sometimes you’ll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours you’ll never get back.

Things that make you go "Hmmm." I hadn't thought about this in these terms exactly, but there is something to this.

Sometimes I feel the same on a plane, honestly!

everything about this is iconic, from the hair to the shoulder pads to the reveal that she addresses herself as “bitch” to the absolute murder in her eyes in that first shot. that is a woman who homophobes would cross the street to avoid for fear of their life. absolute ally goals

CM Punk & AJ Lee vs. Seth Rollins & Becky Lynch was a BLAST. What a fun match with so many great spots and EXCELLENT storytelling! I loved it! #Wrestlepalooza

We walked from our condo to get lunch, some cold cuts for the week, and wine for tonight. I love being easy walking distance from a downtown with at least SOME amenities!

look not to go all Wheelchair Guy about it but if the powerful people who spend all day whining about how people are mean to them ever faced a single droplet of actual adversity I truly believe they would crumble into a pile of dust and blow away in the next soft breeze

give me back the mass market paperback you cowards

Oh for fuck’s sake — “beef” is something you have with a peer or colleague. When someone in elected office demands your comedy show be pulled because they don’t like your political opinions, the term for that is “censorship.”

OH HECK YEAH WE GETTIN BLASTED FOR THANKSGIVING

You are literally, constitutionally and biblically allowed to do this.

What Jimmy Kimmel said is a red herring. He wasn't suspended by a private company because the company didn't like what he said. He was suspended because the government threatened to pull a broadcast license because of what he said. That's not "words have consequences." It's a First Amendment issue.

on the one hand, you have enduring principles that have been written about for hundreds of years. on the other hand, you can make money that will have no effect on your lifestyle as an already uber-rich person. what a difficult decision!!

Wow. They canceled the Jimmy Kimmel show? So cowardly of ABC.

I walked to the coffee shop on my lunch break and I met a dog! There are good things in this world.

I've always gotten a monthly Effin' Birds wall calendar but I may need this one...

And, lo, yet another nipple falls to the lathe tonight. 🤣

Monsterfuckers have been around for a long time ...

Love my new spooky season shirt!

Every pundit article: BLUESKY IS A HOTBED OF RADICALIZATION Majority of posts in my feed: Check out this cool bug/bird/random historical personage I found! Small but vivid minority of posts: Do you think Gritty and Alf are in a polycule or nah?

I would watch AAA wrestling on TV every week. I'm catching up on Worlds Collide from last night and it's a delight! Lucha Libre is great.

I just started Dungeon Crawler Carl last week and it's a heck of a fun book. I swear my loyalty to Princess Donut.

35 years ago today THE DISNEY AFTERNOON premiered serving as an after school programming block that featured 13 different animated shows in its lineup from 1990 to 1997.

This is maybe the Most Art that a Banksy has ever been

I took a sedative before my MRI today and it was a game-changer. I had always resisted it because I felt like I didn't NEED it - I could struggle through. But a nurse friend convinced me that it would be better for me to be calmer during the test, and she was absolutely right!

Oh noooo, now I'm getting commercials during #WWERaw on @netflix.com. #RawOnNetflix