Tony spends 23 hours & 50 minutes a day being generally derpy and sweet but even he needs 10 minutes a night to go nuts casting out a day’s worth of demons.

@bellmore.bsky.social asked why Louis refuses to eat treats when he’s in the room. The concept of Louis eating with Staff cracked me up.

Who else is confused why The Boroughs wasn’t renewed? @bellmore.bsky.social & I binged it in 2 days. It has Duffer brother’s vibes, but the characters, writing, and the cast were all excellent.

One more reason we should know so much more about the Epstein files than we do:

Where Andrew Tate being held? I want to mail him some buttons.

One more thing: the extradition is not a done deal, but if the Epstein buddy in the White House protects a notorious predator from rape and trafficking charges, it's on us to raise hell.

Positive every woman I know can recreate this outfit with whatever is in her closet right now.

Andrew Tate has spent his whole life mad he wasn’t a redhead.

This Real Housewife of multi-jurisdictional extradition requests is the best the manosphere can offer. Anyone who has ever taken this all-mouth no-trousers shitbag seriously is a fucking moron.

If you’re not already following @coolhand.bsky.social you should rectify that ASAP.

El-Sayed: Shouldn't be this hard to pay your taxes and know that that money is going to be spent on you rather than to drop bombs on somebody else and their kids

God forbid new parents get enough diapers to get through the first FOURTY DAYS of parenting. Where does @themimsshow.bsky.social find such grossly callous & malevolent people?

Because surely there wouldn’t have been a reason for false positives on [checks notes] …JULY 4th… 🤦‍♀️ Someone DM me his mom’s address so I can send her a sympathy card for missing her abortion appointment that one time.

The most vicious reply I’ve seen in a minute. 🤣😂

"They want us to be poor more quietly" is something I read recently and it really resonated. People don't want you to talk about being poor, being disabled, having your labor unrecognized and exploited.

@thenewyorker.bsky.social is staffed by cowards

Scars

I drew a police sketch of Jimothy in case the cops need it

Tossed together after someone remarked that Mulder would have been all over this Jimothy cryptid. #xfiles #cryptid #jimothy

Forget Hot Rat Summer: this is Hot Jimothy Summer in Seattle. #Jimothy #JimothyTheRaccoon #HotJimothySummer #Seattle

My man looks like a dildo got an MBA

if you see me in a wedding dress, pushing a raccoon in a stroller [he is wearing a tuxedo] just wish us well, there’s no need to point and laugh

feeling pressured to use GEN AI? you can use those D.A.R.E. techniques they made us practice

Inspired by: (who says she saw it somewhere else first, but doesn’t remember where to give credit)

I would call anyone with both a PhD in epidemiology and an MD a doctor

Physician here! You’re wrong and choosing to be annoying about it. Abdul El-Sayed is a medical doctor and a physician. Hope that helps!

GODDAMMIT, FUCK

top movie of all time. also see Sorry To Bother You by Boots Riley

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Have you ever heard a trad wife gone wrong story? Well, there’s a lot more of them than you think. #couragenow

The CDC is so underfunded now that it's like: "Just remove the three outer layers of lettuce, so you don't consume any feces, then wash each interior leaf individually, so you remove any hidden feces. Good luck!"

SAME

THIS👇RIGHT👇HERE👇

they go on to say that money wasted on rural hospitals could help fund hospitals in the city instead and let me just say that not only are they advocating for the death of people in rural area they clearly have no idea how healthcare access works

Woody Guthrie’s work is some of the most important in American music history. If you’re not familiar with his music give him a listen. His music is as relevant now as when he began playing.

2026 deserves to be the year of the taintoo

Hold on, I’m getting a CareBears reboot idea…

Crazy how People is the remaining publication that just goes for the jugular.

1. There are LOTS of blatantly anti-Catholic Chick tracts - I remember seeing these as a kid in Georgia in the mid-90s, and my parents were atheists/agnostics. 2. If you don’t know what a Chick tract is, you may be very sheltered from the reality of how insane most American evangelicals are.

Clear out one of the freezers—I need to do this @bellmore.bsky.social!

The best story ICE could make up, after 12 hours, is that ICE agents shot someone in the head because they believed the person they shot, who was not accused of any crime, was a different person also not accused of any crime, and so "public safety" required killing them on the spot.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

Methadone maintenance therapy for opioid use disorder is one of the single most effective medical interventions that exists for almost every metric: preventing death, preventing disease, improving quality of life, reducing spread of disease, improving societal functioning and reducing medical costs…

Features not bugs

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I think I've cracked it. McConnell needed another GOP Senator's soul to feed to the devil engine he has instead of a heart, and Graham drew the short straw.

Bahaha.

As @tom.medsky.social points out - Bulging cans are NOT SAFE. NEVER EAT FROM THEM. The kind of bacteria that causes this bulging can be fatal to humans and is hard to kill. This example of upsetting fermented Nordic fish 👇 is literally the only exception.