exasperated Eric Bogosian stepping through a vampire orgy trying to figure out which one of these hairless gay nymphs double parked him

drawing people i see in the city (62/?)

Ok but which one is he and why is there a random dude there???

One thing I wish more people were consciously aware of is that we live in a society that is constantly trying to control you by framing every decision asked of you as a choice between two bad options in order to convince you that you are powerless to either understand or pursue moral clarity

Fondly remembering the time the Baroque Frogger mobile game gave me the single most fucked push notification I've ever received.

"i fell asleep... she musta crawled under there for warmth. and how long have i been saying, she shouldn't be on the furniture?" followed immediately by tony getting so sad about a horse painting he has to run out of the room

tony continuing to brawl with his eyes and lungs full of raid and screaming about how innocent the horse was

does anyone wanna see my

*reads that John Brown and co used broadswords to kill slave owners* oh i guess this means 19th century double edged sabers which were called broadswords. *turns out no he used actual Conan-ass broadswords*

Would love to be able to sell this painting for cheap so I can buy new art supplies

brought little bubble wands to a drag show and handed them out to the drunkest older women i could find, and i honestly didn't expect the amount of delight i got for my dollar

Starting a GoFundMe to bedazzle her horns.

DONATE TO THIS BRAVE BOY'S SMOOTHIE FUND!!

I’m glad people are seeing this cruelty. But we shouldn’t forget the people our border has killed, they get little more than a metal cross my friends make, a small cairn, a little plaque, and a space in the hearts of those of us who wanted better for them. nomoredeaths.org/us-mexico-bo...

hey @bsky.app why was @scumbelievable.bsky.social suspended? considering the timing (she just put a new book out) it feels like someone is weaponizing your safety features in a targeted manner

Gretchen got suspended, so we have to extra spread the word about Black Flame's release. I had the chance to read it a few months back and it's such a brutal hard look at cultural trauma, assimilation, self hatred, revenge, and the messiness of history. It will knock your socks off

uploading this comic here too

andi.thecomicseries.com/comics/1 this comic is gross, and sad, and obscene, and i loved it. the art is so gnarly, sick crosshatching, and the story dives right in and it's a really crazy trip. i love a story that can make me feel, and this one hit both sadness and disgust in the best way possible

👁️👁️ 👉🏻👈🏻

And I've obviously been saying this a lot lately, but BDS does not expect anyone to drop everything made by Microsoft all at once. They pick very specific targets in order to get as wide a coalition as possible, and in the case of Xbox, even suggest different tiers of engagement.

I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity. "What service is Microsoft providing?" Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.

FINALLY!!!! someone on thingiverse has created a pig bra

Were you the guy who owned the bright red Vans with leopard print interior

btw as an invasive species starlings are exempt from the migratory bird act so you can just grab one and put data on it that’s free real estate baby

"zak and sara by ben folds"

Cheat Sheet v.2 nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i more comprehensive info can be found here: stop-paypros.neocities.org yellat.money MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!

the stalker who keeps sending me dozens of photos of bible pages about murder rendered unreadable by layers upon layers of scrawled annotations has upgraded to a new copy where half the text is blood red, which only portends good things, i'm sure

Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.

plowed through Red Dragon in two sittings, and man, it's so funny that hannibal starts off as a mischievous little background npc in the series that eventually gets named for him

haven't read the books since third grade or so and i forgot how incredibly funny jack crawford and will graham are in the text

Hey hey!

An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed

nabakov is so beloved to me because he's so fucking good at this

im at a party at a bar celebrating the anniversary of a complete stranger dropping a knife on her foot

psst. psssssst. guys. what was the name of that one webcomic project where a bunch of Project Wonderful-adjacent artists played mad libs with each others' artwork

Amazon Ring is introducing a new feature that would allow police to request live-stream access to people’s home security devices. Helllll no. If you have one of those things, get rid of it. Kill it with fire

I've signed this. I urge you to do the same. I know it's emotionally and psychically taxing and terrifying to see people begging for their lives and the lives of their children, but, you know, think about what the other end of that dynamic feels like for even one second.

I’m TOO OLD Your SPONGEBOB shit is not RELATABLE to ME MAKE JOKES about SOMETHING ELSE like WUTANG or WATCHING YOUR PARENTS AGE AND DIE that I CAN UNDERSTAND

so our power got cut off, but Ziggy has no idea how feeble my little human eyes are in the dark, so he's still waltzing around two millimeters from my toes while i stare so intently at the floor trying to separate this shadow from that one it feels like watching Skinamarink at much higher stakes

dad came by to do his usual 5 minute holiday visit, heard my roommate mention a car problem, and ended up staying for three hours under a jeep soaking his nice clothes in oil and showing everyone where i get my specific cursing patterns from

i am now 32

breathtakingly evil bill that will only serve to further immiserate marginalized people, mainly women, who already live in poverty. astonishingly cruel