OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

I bet watching their king and leader sucking up to the brown guy really took the gusto out of the ICE and Border Patrol agents. It must really make their day drag out longer. Your president loves the brown guy. You're just a regular Nazi now.

How to get rid of pet poop for the rest of the year: 1) Save Amazon boxes. 2) Fill them with said poop. 3) Wrap them up like presents. 4) Leave outside your front door.

It's no coincidence that the Department of Education removing many majors as being 'professional degrees' mostly affect fields dominated by women. Take another look at Project 2025. Women not getting federal funding for these degrees forces them out of the workforce - which is their ultimate aim.

Ezra Klein should get this popup every time he posts a take.

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

oh word?

Two things usually happen to me around white people: 1) They try to walk right through me as if I'm supposed to move out the way. 2) They treat me like the labor or help, even though I literally have a Masters in ECE. Not trying to be all braggy, but this shit hits me worse every time.

This reminds me how back when I was a teenager playing mmorpgs, the admins would flip their shit trying to ban cheaters, and it was well known that location spoofing was a thing. It's funny we have to reinvent the wheel 20 years later on this. They are 20 years behind. Let that sink in, I tell you

I see a lot of Paidchecks on X didn’t realize that a whole lot of people on social media lie about their location to grift off the naïveté of the rage-addled American right. Turns out this problem is real and it’s a thing those of us who worked on “disinformation” pointed out.

bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital

yeah, I was doing poorly in the class but there are better ways to help struggling students. Has informed the way I approach engineering: everybody belongs and can do it if they want to and have support.

No it's not real. Yes I'm sharing it.

I am always amused by the progression of Unix/Linux apps. 1) Static Linking 2) Hey, we could save disk space with dynamic linking 3) Dammit, this program needs xxx.so.1.2.5 and all I have is xxx.so.1.3.4 4) Lets bundle the app with ALL of it's dynamic libraries 5) Soon, how bout just static linking?

I swear to god why do I keep going back to data entry this shit will kill me one day fucking hell

Vaccines DO NOT cause autism - there is extensive research showing this. Resurrecting old, discredited, fraudulent work is shameful. Vaccine-preventable illnesses are serious - this is going to cause real harms. This is dangerous & disappointing.

You absolutely have the constitutional right to record ICE, Border Patrol, or any law enforcement officer in public, and with everything happening in Charlotte right now, people need to understand that clearly.

It's wild the crimes we literally know now lol

Zohran did his homework, he’s smart, he knows what to do. If you make him look good, smile, praise him, the world is your oyster. He knew Trump would get aroused at talk of housing construction in NYC. His family biz. Dangle $$. Simple. Now, everyone has a book on Trump. The “Orange Book.”

bruh got one-upped by a brown guy

How mad is Stephen Miller right now 😂

It's amazing the type of titles people give their selves, like you ain't glorified enough to be "Chairman, Director of Super Sayians & King of Jumanji"

Someone put on a 990 form "honorary director." Like, bruh, you're just a board member. Quit coping.

Small and smaller. Tiny snail hitching a ride from a bigger slug. #blueskyartshow #small #photography #snails #Fibonaccisequence #animals #wildlife

Around 70% of the U.S. economy depends on consumer spending. As wealth concentrates in the richest 10%, the rest of America can’t afford to buy enough to keep the economy running. This is a huge problem — and even America’s most powerful CEOs are starting to sound the alarm.

Our campaign was anchored in the voices of struggling New Yorkers. Yesterday, we brought those voices straight to the Oval Office. We made clear that housing, safety, and lower costs are what New Yorkers need and what our administration will deliver.

I heard he changed the name of his app to TruthSocialist

He’s been invigorated by the socialism.

He looks like he woke up and looked out the window to ask a passing by street urchin "what day is today, young lad??"

Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.

Being autistic means you will always be called wrong even when you just know that you are correct. Even if you state all the facts.

Hakeem is a fucking loser

it’s crazy how badly hakeen jefferies needs to be primaried and taken out of office

excellent ponit! I've just added a section to the end of the page. ko-fi.com/colorparrot

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What if color harmonies were a continuum? Not fixed rules, and you could glide through them just by interpolating?

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little." -FDR, 1937

📌 Should he have been detained? Absolutely NOT; however, the govt’s gross miscarriage of justice will not diminish my joy of watching this reunion. 🥹 1/2

Mamdani is 5’10 tRump is (supposedly) 6’3

Geez I think he did get pilled. Well, nice work, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social ! JD Vance has to retreat to the warm embrace of his sofa tonight

LOL, inside the White House today. Dude REALLY got red pilled this time!

The trump mamdamni thing proves that we are all NPCs in somebody's first D&D campaign. He went in there with high charisma, rolled a 20 and the inexperienced DM had no option but to change the antagonist's entire character

MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs

There is literally only one answer to this. My fat ass has made 3 of these too many times. I have only made cup cakes maybe once or twice, and I've never gone out of my way for one.

This is such a banger youtu.be/XLjqNQB-SGw?...

Another name for a micropenis is “Mike Johnson”.

Some of y'all are thick, so let me spell it out: Mamdani is playing the political game. He's not bowing to Trump. The left is not bowing to Trump. But we are perfectly fine using Trump to improve the material conditions of Americans. We have values to uphold, not a pissing match.

@ryangrim.bsky.social is correct. It's amazing to watch centrists claim that leftists stand for nothing, you guys have Schumer, Hakeem, and Ezra Klein. Zero values.

You don't have to worry about losing a job when you don't have one