"The people who don't feel safe are young women, mothers, and grandmothers around Andrew Cuomo." — NYC mayoral candidate Michael Blake answering a debate question about subway safety

It’s important that we all remember that at the end of the day, Andrew Cuomo is a nepo baby

The only thing Andrew Cuomo was fighting during lockdown was his daughter’s boyfriend

Would love to see a hook come and whisk Whitney Tilson off the stage like a looney tune

Tim Robinson do I have the opportunity of a lifetime for you

I hope this debate ends with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social slam dunking over all of the other candidates

HAPPY PRIDE NYC 🌈 I won’t just be your ally in words but in action, policy and funding—12 months a year.

Good morning, NYC. We have some very exciting news to share.

State media gets a rebrand!!

the ancient texts

Yesterday 66.66% of my meals consisted of almost entirely false cheese

this wasn’t worth the couple of minutes it took

Need someone to tell me if it was in poor taste that I brought mozzarella sticks in my purse to a funeral

It is vitally important to have two lesbian doctors on speed dial who you pay in cat pictures

the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands

this is what is called running a tight ship good work folks

I was an anxious child who grew into a depressed teenager and then an obsessive young adult and now I’m 27, sitting on my couch with my cat and the love of my life drinking a glass of wine and eating a cupcake. Wish I could tell that kid it’ll all turn out ok

In this K2-18b clump of marine algae, they're still standing by Donald Trump.

“Sooo I did something crazy”-what I said to my partner before I told him I bought a book because the wait at the library was too long

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

flippers up

Every day I wake up to the news

@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer

This is where I post from

Once you just start wearing men’s pants you get all the pocket space you need

Me: you see it’s a crisis of whether or not we should care about other people, and whether we want our tax dollars to go towards helping people. I do, but many people on the other side of the aisle are embracing individualism which is inherently selfish. My cat: *pensively licks his own butthole*

Tony’s first Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose ❤️

Showed my mom a picture of some shoes that I bought and she said “Wow, those are really UNUSUAL!” Taking no prisoners today huh

Who else is in? Seems like one of the only tools we have left.

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to be marketed to

Seeking out anti-vaxxers on Instagram so I can report them for misinformation

Hello 911 the person sitting next to me at the airport is BAREFOOT

My brain whenever it’s idle for even one second: deeeerect from Domingo

Just tried to rewind on peacock and they threatened to kill my family

The two genders are people who wear Uggs to Pilates and people who wear slides to Pilates

Jack White ?

David Byrne’s David Byrne impression is soooooo good

If you’re not watching the SNL 50 concert then you just missed Billy Crystal soulfully singing every word to I Can’t Make Your Love Me

I have a confession. Until I started watching severance 3 days ago everytime I saw someone posting about an innie and an outie I thought they were talking about the substance which incidentally I also haven’t seen

I don't know that I've ever seen anyone's entire ethos so thoroughly cleaned, gutted, and deboned before!!!

We're thrilled to announce @jessicagoecke.bsky.social's debut author-illustrated picture book, BILLY AND THE HOLE! This PB shares the story of a kindhearted child who befriends a hole in the ground, and the increasingly troubling requests the hole makes of its new friend.

My cat changed my life and he at best vaguely acknowledges that I exist

*holding a bowl of soup* let’s fucking goooo!!!

Weird that when a baby lies on their belly for hours at a time it’s called “tummy time” but when I do it it’s “there’s other people in Ikea, Claire” and “stop getting meatballs all over the carpet” 🙄

Sometimes I wonder if my therapist ever brags about me and that reminds me why I’m in therapy