How much would it cost to ask Nepal's fans to stay in India but support England? I'm confident the ECB can afford it. #cricket @zaltzcricket.bsky.social

THIS 👇 HERE......

@finnysteve.bsky.social A 'step to the left' you say? Surely it's a jump to the left and then a step to the right?

BAD Manenti is Batting. Can he be any good? #cricket

See you in the next life. (<< I'm OK this is a film reference) #MidnightRun

That's a very respectable neighbourhood. #MidnightRun

Get a wire on this man. #MidnightRun

You lied to me first. #MidnightRun

Why were you so unpopular with the Chicago police department? Was it your personality? #MidnightRun

I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head #MidnightRun

Here's two words for you... #MidnightRun

Why are you so unpopular with the Chicago police department? #MidnightRun

Great TV channel is showing Midnight Run. Twice. Fair play - that IS great TV.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - if someone gives you food in a bucket then they should be paying you not you paying them.

soundcloud currently taking up the slack while bandcamp is quiet 😀

Happy Birthday to Frederick Douglass who didn’t know his birthday because he was born into slavery so he chose February 14 as his birthday.

@seaningle.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

I just got an email telling me that Boots The Chemist have just released a new fragrance. There's no need for them to go on about it - I've already released a few fragrances today and it's only five to eleven

btw, Man Utd’s last starting 11 had the following nationalities: Belgium, England, Argentina, England, Portugal, Brazil, England, Ivory Coast, Portugal, Cameroon, Brazil

@theguardian.com TIP: the person responsible for appointing managers at Nottingham Forest is rubbish at it. As a group the sports journalists at your publication don't seem to have noticed. You could commission a series of articles about it.

Huge thanks to the incompetent Nottingham Forest owner for taking the heat off Palace after their loss to Burnley. What a massive self-own. If you're terrible at appointing Football Managers maybe get someone else to do it? #CPFC 🔴🔵

Wow. There's genuinely a company that sells perfume and stuff called "Boy Smells" 😀 Who buys this nonsense?

Feed the Ox...

Apparently it's difficult to get to Selhurst Park (it isn't). Good. #CPFC 🔴🔵

So what you're saying is - am I prepared to bankrupt myself to fit in with your unnecessary petty rules? You're alright. I'll keep doing things my way thanks.

Thanks to the bug orange baby's terrible handling to the US economy I saved 46p due to the exchange rate on a payment to a US-based company today. Thank you big orange baby!

"There's a hole in my bucket, my bucket, my bucket, there's a hole in my bucket, my bucket. A-hole." By adding a simple hyphen we can see that this is a complaint not an observation.

Elmers End wins AGAIN. Come on 'The Junction' buck your ideas up.

LET YOUR HORSE RUN!

We *can* have nice things but we will have to stop being proud of overcoming obstacles because there should be no obstacles.

BAD Manenti topscores. Italy still lose the cricket to Scotland. They needed GOOD Manenti. #cricket @zaltzcricket.bsky.social

Last week she was in Transylvania. It all makes sense.

YES YES YES www.theguardian.com/football/202...

1/2 Waiting on the line for 30m to talk to PIP people to confirm identity. Give them my NS number, a previous address, the name and address of my GP, bank sort code - then "I'm sorry but we can't confirm your identity you'll have to call back" @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @labourlewis.bsky.social

Personal Independence Payment phone line average on hold time (based on three calls) is 31 minutes. What is one expected to do while waiting? @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @labourlewis.bsky.social

the wrathing of the grapes will continue until morale improves

The existence of BAD Maneti implies the existence of GOOD Maneti. #cricket @zaltzcricket.bsky.social

Late afternoon sun on the loch at Queens View in Perthshire, Scotland. 😊☀️💙🤍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #blueskyartshow #sunlight #landscape ##landscapephotography #eastcoastkin #nature #beauty #hope #peace 🕊

Emma Raducanu lost the final in Transylvania although to be fair she was suffering from the after effects of a serious bite from what she described as "a large fanged creature that came in through the window" the night before. (To be clear - the is a stupid joke and is not true: or is it?)

Raducanu loses in the final in Transylvania. Probably feeling the after effects of a big bite from the night before. Mwah ha haaaa!

Balance is restored. #CPFC 🔴🔵

@annpettifor.bsky.social Given that money is essentially an IOU & doesn't really exist - does the Government need to collect the Tax that is owed or could it just signal it's intention to collect it at some point (but take no action) & bingo - it has an extra £48.6bn? www.gov.uk/government/s...

@richardjmurphy.bsky.social Given that money is essentially an IOU & doesn't really exist - does the Government need to collect the Tax that is owed or could it just signal it's intention to collect it at some point (but take no action) & bingo-it has an extra £48.6bn? www.gov.uk/government/s...

Given that money is essentially an IOU and doesn't really exist - does the Government actually need to collect the Tax that is owed or could it just signal it's intention to collect it at some point (but take no action) and bingo - add £48.6bn to the economy? www.gov.uk/government/s...

@henrymoeran.bsky.social Tim Beveleigh reporting for duty.

If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob

I had no idea that James Bowman transitioned to J D Vance in 2013.

Good for the goose. Good for the gander.

Good point.