Madonna looks like an 80 year old with a 10 year olds face

I had a colonoscopy today… my health is excellent… so was the curry that’s just refilled my insides

Due to a couple of release date changes ive got a couple of spaces in the next few weeks if anyone is looking for a radio plugger .. all national, loads of regional/internet etc serviced .. message me here for more details

Scott Mills was paid around £745,000 for hosting the Radio 2 breakfast show...

Ordered a massive curry… stuffed… haven’t even got to the main course yet… guess I know what I have for breakfast tomorrow

I fucking miss the early 1990s

“Verify your age” Given whisky as a kid to go to sleep and people smoking cigarettes indoors around you

Spent all afternoon cooking… burnt my knuckle… and then cleaned the oven…

My neck feels like I slept like this all night

I have actually met Ann Widdecombe… err she was very short was the only impression I had… she made no other impression

I advise on Instagram you all check which boxes are ticked under sharing and reuse… unless you want your posts and your kids posts being used by other people to create AI images

Just paid my credit card

I think the biggest problem with politics is we don't get scandals like we had in the 1990s anymore

If I come across anyone wearing Meta glasses on the street I will automatically assume you are a dick.

Nothing more annoying than when a phone app logs themselves out... the supermarket ones... I’m talking about you

If I was rich I think I'd have a little more class than getting married in a stadium... the only time I'd consider a stadium marriage would be if I was in a South Korean cult...

Brand new single out like right now! Available everywhere & whatnot! FYI it’s a bit of a breakbeat number 🤪 🙏🏻👊🏻🤘🏻 bfan.link/freight-trai...

@iheartnoise.bandcamp.com www.reddit.com/r/poisonai/s...

Drop an image from your favourite film... don't think many will get this one....

Still haven't watched any of the World Cup. How are Port Vale getting on?

Well long run one of my pedals will likely go up in value… shame these guys are closing down… pedals at a discount redbeardeffects.com/collections/...

Missed this. Feel the whole problem is the focus on metrics instead of what is decent music... "you don't have 40k followers on Instagram"... who gives a fuck its likely manipulated even if you have it. Popularity should not be a prerequisite for opportunity www.digitalmusicnews.com/2026/05/13/c...

How is it Wednesday already?

Still a fucking tune www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYMd...

Buying a phone holder compatible with a 2017 Ford Fiesta ain't easy...

Fuck me Burnham knocked it out the park with his speech

Hilarious finding my CD on ebay www.ebay.co.uk/itm/31462582...

I haven't checked the Thunderball ticket I have... genuinely if I won the jackpot it would all go in the bank and wouldn't be spent... Yes I would be that bloke with millions living in a cave with a few bin bags...

Current status… skint for a while now

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Thunderstorms here all day buy the looks of it... sure my cats are going to love it

£69.43 import fee on my guitar pedal... such a stupid thing to have tariffs on

So how’s the summer going down south?

just written an article on the state of the music industry

I know as a person who is on a blog shouldn’t judge but yeah... if the sleeve artwork is shit the song is often shit

If anyone needs some new music recommendations www.uptohearmusic.com/blog/40-albu...

Errr for Instagram… £11.99 to make sure no one impersonates you or pay £39.49 to get support… and who is paying £384.99 to get full verification tier that gives you bugger all extra? Oh and this is per month

At what point do I mention that I’m wearing trousers today

Thank you Mr Postman

In all seriousness... If we start getting the 40 degrees odd up in Newcastle that seems to be the norm in the south of England now... I am moving further north... fuck that if I am expected to cope with it

On days like this... all I can say is I am glad I live in the north...

Why are bands still making videos where their electric guitars aren’t plugged in

I see that Zippy has resigned

Day 2... It’s important to support independent musicians, which is why I keep coming back to it. Here are 40 indie albums worth your time. 👇

2026 is the first year of my life I haven't had hay fever...

My highlight of the day has been returning a pair of shoes that were too small