disassembles you. assembles you. disassembles you. assembles you again. hmmmmmm. disassembles you partway

Far Side

“WILD AT HEART” (1990) dir. David Lynch Nicolas Cage, Laura Dern, Willem Dafoe, Crispin Glover, Diane Ladd, Isabella Rossellini, Harry Dean Stanton 🎬 PolyGram 🎞 Propaganda Films

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

Daily bunny no.3192 is tampering with the past

Huge Tits

Guess everything is a joke to you huh, joke account on jokes dot com, the website for jokers and fans of jokes

if bush did do 9/11 he's probably pissed off seeing that he didn't need to do any of that

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

just got to act 2 of clair obscur this game is like drinking a glass of plain milk

when you have heard of the game in the youtube video titled "the underrated classic you've never heard of"

bluesky needs to add a PvP opt-in

We had a good run

2026 off to an incredible start things are so so fucked

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

FUCK *controller slam* the venue:

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

year of the horse

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

just took my first #piss of 2026 have a blessed year everyone

vera drew could've made citizen kane but orson welles could not have made the people's joker

Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats

🦋

agreed all-timer line

happy to kick off reminiscing on the about square enix’s b-game golden age. they did it. they made shorter games with worse graphics for less money and alas. no one bought them. was this the fault of the strategy or square enix’s non existent marketing who can say

toilet water splashed on my balls christmas is CANCELLED

merry christmas to all 3 bsky users

found an incredible simpsons frame i'd like to share with you all

onic the edgeog

i need to bite oomf

Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is: It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors It has a beginning a middle and an end It has a soundtrack The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era

happy holidays everyone, i hope santa bites you nice and hard on the groin this holiday season ^_^

Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW

using the ios measure app to find the length of my penis

most people don't know this but the period between christmas and new year's eve is actually for watching the holdovers

starship command game where your phone is just your starship phone and you have to respond to texts and assign starship jiras and whatever

i've become gayer than ever before, i'm unstoppable

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

i'm like the sisyphus of eating pussy

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

i'm sorry how many previous expeditions?

tapping

Bluesky staff sitting silently around a whiteboard that reads "make it fun for Mark Cuban - HOW?"

i won't stand for expedition 33 slander, idc if the game is that good or not but it made everyone shut up about persona 5 and for that its my goty

i think if aliens abducted me i would say AAAAAHHHHHHH AAAAAHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH

really funny to see someone refer to a metroid game as "a metroidvania." oh word?