the terror of realizing you failed a perception check at work about somebody complimenting your banjo kazooie shirt and bear tattoo only to realize hours later “THATS A FURRY”

If I could revive any DDR song I’d probably try to get the original version of Dynamite Rave back but otherwise it’d be Do That Thing (MASH RADIO EDIT)….

Woke up feeling like I was dumped from a rock tumbler………. Uuuuuu

sent my husband on a doomed voyage to las vegas and can now focus on my small batch candle business

I’ve been thinking about posting more NSFW raccoon content to this account

I think any business that doesn’t pipe ambient music or coverage audio into a public restroom should go to The Hague

I have spent most of TDOV fantasizing extreme unwell tidings to transphobes but my mood has turned around discovering my insurance might cover gender affirming care…..

(Creepy crawly warning) Encountered my first leopard slug in the alley behind my house!!! MASSIVE GUY!!! He was a lil pissed I tried to take a picture of him but was okay with chilling and eating weeds I haven’t gotten to yet while I hot tubbed 🐶

WAIT IM CUTE

NIZIU RELEASING A GENERATIONAL BANGER IMMEDIATELY AFTER JYP RESIGNS AS CEO FEELS LIKE A GOOD SIGN

Koda Kumi waiting until now to cash in on that Real Emotion cred is insane

about to do something extremely slutty with my facial hair watch this space

Today has felt like the credits rolling on the first “half” of my life and the opening cutscene of the second half of my life… It is, extremely bittersweet, but it’s such a beautiful moment that I’m able to be sitting here today. Bleh.

Baby…..

if being fat is so bad then why is it like the coolest thing ever to be fat???

Let me in

MYKI MEEKS!!!!

SORRY?

extremely volatile time of my life (new job, moving from my apartment into a new house) seems like the perfect time for something horrible to happen (house springing massive leaks with the huge rainstorm we just got and me fighting for my life to keep the water damage to a minimum)

I frew up

Absolutely possessed by his own rage

is anybody else playing dissidia duellum.... (trying to keep my masc composure from last post)

Feeling trashy tonight

I started a new job with some irl pals and they said they were shocked to see how easily I made friends... Kind of a nice compliment to get that moodmaker stamp of approval ;~;

I’m not one to declare one-sided rivalries but I will not rest until I have won the contest of spiritual warfare I have with Cathy Mitchell because of the things she’s made and promoted on TV

Finished my first day at my new job, and I am very sleepy….. please give cuddles or something 🥹

I may do something bold..... I might become a night showerer

Random J-Pop Thought: The trajectory of Juice=Juice right now is fucking insane because I hesitate to think of another Japanese idol group that can touch them in performance power, I haven't seen Old School H!P Energy in ages and it's like "oh shit they're probably gonna overtake Momusu"

✨MOVING SALE✨ My online store is back open for just a few days, with a rare discount: 20% off orders over $50 with the code "MOVE"! Just U.S. orders again, cause I'm in a rush between this move and LVFC. Great chance to snag some books and more for cheap! www.braeburned.com/products

excited to let people know that Internet Two is coming and it will be closely monitored by Organization XIII led by me, @dizzzypup.bsky.social, and whoever else. in order to post you need to wear a battle royale esque necklace and your head will be blown up if you're a weirdo or evil 🙂‍↕️

Today is “drive with the top down and listen to MUNA” weather

They call me the outdoor projects butch for an amazing reason

Doing yard work and refilling the hot tub after last night and got pissed off all over again that we had a gay guy hot tub party and everybody wore speedos but me who was like “yeah board shorts are fun :3”, should I climb in and close the lid

As somebody who was and is a 2000’s j-pop and k-pop femme faggot, this is what I see when I’m crawling around scrubbing and resealing hardwood floor like a true butch

Now that we know Drag Race Japan is coming and casting I'm going to be manifesting we get Let It Beat by AAA as a lip sync song every day until the season premieres

Being a lowkey hater and somebody’s immediately onboard / agrees, I’m like 🙂‍↕️🤝 my brethren

I always feel like Xianghua from Soul Calibur when I play with Pepper using his lil wand toy and that’s probably why he goes Murder Cat Mode when we play, bc we’re in combat

I don't know if I'm reading into things a little too much but the subtext of "U" by Underscores combined with how the tracklist was laid out / the video of the full album being privated immediately after it finished debuting feels very, final in a weird way?

Okay my curls are kinda going insane

I really can't wait until I'm more financially settled from the house process, I really wanna start investing a lil bit more into self-care and fashion and exercise and stuff..... New home new me ;;

All of the “when drag race runs out of lipsync songs” videos and none of them have a queen giving us Metaphor Refantazio Battle Theme

Snow hot tub…..

What did they mean by this

what do you mean people are legitimately getting into fights on social media about whether nasty pig is gauche or if padlock necklaces shouldn’t be worn to fancy restaurants…. Rebecca there’s like a global war by our fascist occupying government happening right now, read the room

got three ten-pulls in Granblue and got Eustace (Yukata), Apollonia (Summer), and Octavia, I was LOCKED IN

self confidence / thinking I'm great for me has always felt like an Evil Amulet that will somehow corrupt me into being the worst person ever but I think I gotta embrace the amulet...

I’m in the new house playing monster hunter :3

My internal self-esteem barometer must be way off because I have so many attractive, successful, and amazing friends to the point where I’m kinda like “I have so many amazing people in my life, I’ve GOTTA be wrong about being a trash gremlin”

AND NOW MY REWARD