mmmmmmm I'll finally be able to sleep soundly and normally after lunchtime today :03

That new stealth shinobi game looks like multiplayer Tenchu (why in the world hasn’t Fromsoft touched that series again it owned)

When my hair gets too long my bed head does the Heihachi Mishima thing on the sides and I hear this when I look in the mirror

explaning to a friend while learning coding that my fourth and fifth grade teacher Mrs. Peters would smack students with a wooden ruler across the arms if they messed up or hesitated during multiplication tables so I get anxious about math and getting a blank slack-jawed stare in response, oop

To the furry driving in Pittsburgh with a front license plate that just said "SUBMISSIVE", a ton of furry stickers, and a "JESUS LOVES ME" thing hanging from the rearview mirror-- who are you

mama.... that's tachutchi

NEW MUNA NEW MUNA NEW MUNA NEW MUNA NEW MUNA NEW MUNA NEW MUNA NEW MUNA NEW MUNA

came home from my tire exploding mid-drive and having to replace the flat with a spare on the side of the road / none of the tire shops I went to having Honda Fit tires... came home to thai pork fried rice leftovers....... truly understand what whitney was singing about in I Look To You now

did not expect my morning / afternoon to be spent migrating several communities off @discord.com but it's what everybody is asking so I guess I'm chuggin along!!!! why in the fuck would you introduce age verification ever when you very publicly already lost 70,000 government IDs to hackers lmao

As a Tamagotchi related aside, it's insane that Ratchi is the swaggiest one and has all of the tea; I have never smoked a cigarette in my life but would crush a pack of camels with him while talking about life. But getting him in Tamagotchi Paradise involves neglecting the child :( I cannot do that

I just gotta survive until the end of this week holy shit ough aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

BIRDS

MISS YOU LIVE IN 2026

I still feel insane sometimes that people find me hot and that I've had the success I've had in life???? It's hard for me to look at myself with an ego / sense of hyping myself up but I've come a long way jesus

THE FUCKING TRAITORSSSSSSSS

This is something I've never done before and still feel a bit nervous about, but due to unexpected complications, I've started a GoFundMe to help cover the cost of my top surgery. Any help, whether it be donations or sharing this around, would mean the absolute world to me ❤️ gofund.me/9815977f9

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

currently doing a bit on @sumoomoo.bsky.social and @whitetigaidan.bsky.social 's stream where I turn them into fish and eat them in YapYap, it is v effective

I got gunpla for my birthday too Every time I build gunpla I realize that if the trajectory of my life had shifted just a little bit I would be some sort of artisan building woodworks or doing blacksmithing for a living

happy birthday to me :3

I’m not ready for this………

if you have ever played Bloody Tears (IIDX Version) by DJ Yoshitaka and thought "wow that castlevania game looks cool", let me assure you it is absolute dogshit

me and my friends are about to roll up as Rikishi and Too Cool for halloween this year

blacked out at my desk because I was scrolling marketplaces for furniture I could restore and somebody was selling all of their kiof photocards 'for obvious reasons'........ omg

FIO FROM METAL SLUG WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

zohran mamdani personally bans me from entering bushwick after I do a run-in spot and take out three separate baristas all named Ash with unprotected chair shots and kawada drivers

I actually found the article from FSM Magazine (which eventually ended up with the editor losing his job), where they "defied order" by printing the memo from WWE to "not take any screenshots of Triple H losing or in a defenceless or vulnerable position." So they did anyway!

Clingyy boy 🐶

I am sorry to announce that I will be taking a posting break of several months; in my attempts to create "Magneto's Genosha but for autistic people" to wage war on RFK Jr., I asked a witch to give us superpowers, but she absconded with my funds and used old magicks to turn me into a tsuchinoko

I remember first realizing I was queer around nine years old and crying myself to sleep for probably a month straight. I was precocious and on the web in the year 1999, but I had only vague bits and pieces of what it meant to be me, but not the entire story as a whole.

weird fighting game of the day

exploring the PS2 library a lil more since I finished Going Commando for my randomizer and I AM ABSOLUTELY GOING TO PLAY THIS AYUMI HAMASAKI CONCERT GAME

absolutely woke up my house popping the fuck off because I finished my Going Commando randomizer in the archipelago I'm playing in with roughly 45% of the games items (only mid-game weapons, no glider, no grindboots, no dynamo, no swingshot, no hypnomatic, we're fucking locked in)

wait who are these fierce little bitches in Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando

involved in a twelve person archipelago session and bricked in between very slow going Project Diva Megamix+ prog and continuous Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando softlocks

I think The Roottrees Are Dead is my specific type of unwellness because I am on track to finish this entire game in one sitting including Roottreemania, OOPS

today is a good day for women and one transmasc nb guy in music

sometimes I see women and go "yeah still bi" and honestly these women are the most women to ever do it so far this year

maybe the pure funniest moment of wrestling commentary ever

Fun for word anybody in Pittsburgh right now— Graupel! It’s when snow hits supercooled vapor on the way down and forms something similar to hail :3

today has been a very very long day and there are gonna be a bunch of long days ahead for the next month or two Just gotta keep on pushing as hard as I can and everything will come about

jpop ramblings because I'm stoned and it's almost 1am: if Hello! Project capitalized on the momentum of the Chainsaw Man OP (Kick Back by Yonezu Kenshi) generating interest in Souda We're Alive and released all H!P stuff on streaming / returned to form production-wise they'd have so much money

Nattie saw Maxine miss that kick and said "I am about to stomp your shit in shoot-style you Jackie Gayda looking harlot"

just traumatized a friend by introducing them to the phrase "zelda t-shirt dick"

RFK'S CRUSADE AGAINST FAT AUTISTIC BITCHES HAS NOT SUCCEEDED AND WILL NOT SUCCEED-- I STILL STAND, JUGS MASSIVE, MISUNDERSTANDING SARCASM AS JUST BEING MEAN, AND PLAYING DODONPACHI SAIDAIOUJOU

Meanwhile let's check in with Harrison Mevis after the game winning field goal! WHAT????

Wow.