man we have the worst fans, they have really let us down

why do our fans keep yelling at us to try to score on our opponents? do they not see the scoreboard? that is a VERY unpopular option

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag

typeshit

people who weaponize health issues or neurodivergecies of their family members to berate retail and customer service workers are some of the worst people

transphobes are like 'leaves are inherently green'. the 'green-ness' is stored inside the 'leaf-ness'

Guess who we went as

reverse hallmark movie where an easygoing country guy moves to the big city and meets a city girl who teaches him the joy of being stressed out all the time and neglecting things in favor of work

Summoning the painting demon! Demonstration from today’s figure class!

Sneak sneak sneak peek of The Rivers Ran Red(it's a loooong ways off lol)

Did another paper cutout experiment for fun. Caesar Romero is best joker

Palutena final up on patreon! (Link in bio)

This is a top tier vocal stim right here 😍

Kinda wild how actually sleeping improves my mood

Anyone saying the word tankie online in 2025 will be forced to relocate to a place currently collapsing due to climate change. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Hes a cutie

many of you

I did the pokemon smash or pass last night and apparently I would fuck 20% of all pokemon in existence

"a vote for biden is a vote for democracy" i say self righteously as biden funds and arms a genocide against the express wishes of at least 75% of US voters

So decent, Pyaari

I spent 45 minutes with silksong and these are my first impressions: is this real? Events appear to transpire beyond some sort of barrier or screen I cannot influence aside from pressing buttons on my "side" of the dividing medium, but if these bugs are really doing all that it should be on the news

very very disappointing to see so many people say that Ashli Babbitt is roasting in hell. She's getting roasted all right—spit roasted by angels in heaven, who are running a heavenly train on her as her eternal reward for being a brave soldier of God!!

in my america we will replace "Philosophy Tube" with Trade School Tube

Spiky

reskeet if you agree 💜 #loveislove #neverforget

I decided to solve the male loneliness epidemic myself by making sure no man can ever get lonely again. my plan? katamari all the lonely men together into one big ball

My Bitch Elf Wife, Who Will Outlive Me By 100s of Years, Is Making Me Do The Dishes And Take Out The Trash, On My Limited Human Time.... SMH!!

Obergefell v. Hodges made me believe in the whole "arc of history bends towards justice." In the 90s, I didn't think gay marriage would be legalized in my lifetime because homophobia was so deeply ingrained. We would have never gotten here without the decision and now it may be overturned.

A customer i rang up told me green isn't my color (my hair is green) and I was like okay bitch did I fucking ask?

Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting

the only sentence I keep coming back to when thinking about the current state of the Democratic Party elite

they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy

baby got keys to their first apartment todayyyyy

The perfect apartment setup

say what you will about uploading your ID into that tea app to warn about toxic men but it’s sooo on the nose that now that womens information was hacked, hundreds of thousands of men are doxxing them, harassing them, and threatening women

A man coughing up blood. Men zip-tied face down on a wet floor. CCTV turned off. Men forced to eat off of a chair like animals while handcuffed. Solitary confinement if you complain. This is just three paragraphs from a new report.

With Gaza being starved to death and a fully completed holocaust close, no more passes for western Jewish groups, rabbis, community leaders and 'antisemitism tsars' who have spent 21 months running cover for genocide to get us to this point open.substack.com/pub/donotpan...

DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO GET FOOD AND WATER IN TO GAZA. This is from Lemkin Institute begging..... we are all begging.

you ever accidentally drop lore about yourself around someone that you dont realize is really fucked up until they're like "what the fuck"

everyone points to marvel or reality tv as proof of the shallowness and cultural malaise of contemporary anglosphere mass media but endless harry potter slop is definitely also another example

employer: hello. there are many jobs applicant: may i have one employer: no one can have one. especially you

Applied for an apartment today :)