My wife’s OBGYN is Dr. Heiman. Pronounced exactly like hymen.

Can you tell where my stupid thumb accidentally double tapped? www.maptap.gg February 17 98🎯 99🎯 3🤮 85🎓 74🌞 Final score: 680

Jesus Christ these people are monsters.

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

The regime is now dictating what political views are acceptable to air on television and paramount/cbs are collaborating in that censorship bsky.app/profile/ditz...

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Somehow we all know which heritage they mean, and unfortunately not the good sides.

I was having a great round until that last one. www.maptap.gg February 15 98🎯 95🏅 98🔥 98🎯 34😴 Final score: 785

I love this America so much. I am aware that I am in a constant fight, one with existential stakes but which will not be conclusively resolved, to determine whether the America that exists is the one I love or the one people like Rubio love. But it is a fight to which I am wholly committed.

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

Thirty years of concern. Never enough courage.

With Wine Moms and Callaway Dads, we can’t lose.

I was close but not perfect on the last two. www.maptap.gg February 14 100🎯 99🎯 99🎯 84😁 76👏 Final score: 877

This is blackout poetry to me

It was winter break. I took her to the galleria to see all the decorations and ice skate around the giant tree. We kissed at the end of the night and she froze up because it was her first kiss.

a shame to let this @robgeorge.bsky.social post languish on another platform.

*strums guitar* let me tell you about someone else who was denied three times before making an epic comeback

Abolish ICE isn’t enough. These people need to be named. May they be shunned and their families ashamed.

There are Batman villains less purposefully cruel than this.

I have never identified with Godfrey more than his guttural “Man, I hate YouTube” at the end of the episode. I felt that 1000 yard stare.

Imagine getting fired because the Homeland Security secretary who puts on a tough exterior didn't have her security blanky.

"I am really worried about the kids living in Dilley detention center."

It's corny as hell but the solution to fascism is loving thy neighbor

Some children in Dilley were so distraught they cut themselves or talked about suicide, parents told ProPublica. They said kids lost their appetites after finding worms and mold on their food, had trouble sleeping, and were constantly sick.

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

today in “the Fullcast has never told a joke”: the US men’s bobsledding team does, in fact, have an Aggie, with the most stereotypical Aggie name you can think of www.usabs.com/profiles/boo...

Congratulations to Richard on receiving the National Coalition of Minority Football Coaches' Media Award

www.maptap.gg February 11 91👑 97🔥 96🔥 96🔥 94🏅 Final score: 950

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

How fortunate that Megan Kelly’s already been practicing her “it’s not REALLY child abuse if they’re over 12” apologetic.

I forgot Ken Starr was dead. Nice reminder.

It appears that Epstein and Ken Starr corresponded while Starr was the President of Baylor from 2010-2016. Here's an email in which Epstein says he'll be in Texas on 7/25/2012. Sender is redacted, but its signed Ken and references a Baylor College of Medicine meeting that day.

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...

That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”

Don’t Stop Me Now, Queen.

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family. “He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

Just in case you want to be happy again on a Monday night youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?...

No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.

JASON MYERS IS THE FIRST KICKER EVER TO HIT FIVE KICKERS IN THE SUPER BOWL YOU HAVE WITNESSED HISTORY THIS EVENING

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

two super bowls in a row with drake getting slammed

Billie Joe Armstrong changes the lyrics during Super Bowl pre-game concert: "The representative from Epstein's Island has the floor"

"More than 200" AI slop novels collectively selling "around 50,000 copies" proves that not one of them was actually good enough to create any organic interest. The entire business model is scamming people looking for something fun to read, thereby polluting the same waters where real books are sold.

The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps" The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"