Sound up so you can hear the bubble

This box of biscuit mix will stare back at you until you place the biscuit mix into a biscuit mixer and make biscuits.

Rude! #caturday

Let’s have warcoffee, dear world. A kind message for those who look for the war in my videos and sigh in disappointment: ‘I don’t see it.’ It’s here – don’t worry. Kyiv isn’t buried in ruins. It’s attacked regularly, just still far from the frontline.

Stephen A. Smith decided that now is the time to add yet another voice to the chorus of millionaires telling the billionaires what they want to hear.

Brother Warnock lays it plain.

The logistics of human dignity is how to win.

Run... the democratic politics that address the material concerns of YOUR 🫵 community

Kiss the ring

Counterpoint: The best work colleagues are women and we stay in touch to roast guys like this.

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

The Fidelity Brokerage Account colored green smoking jacket is wild.

Facts

Become governable.

be stoked, stay stoked, all around the country the people are back at it

Pulling off the bandage slowly to prove it was not a dream.

The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.

Not even his birthday

One dog and two cats #caturday

Every church should be doing this, and if your church isn’t, you’re at the wrong church.

blue jays win secured at 11pm honk shoo nation is thriving

Nashville is so crazy - the world can be literally crashing and burning, but here it's a party atmosphere with every venue playing a greatest hits album.

A note for sports: Bluesky’s engagement rate was x10 higher than X’s across a sampling of identical posts made on both platforms by @rapsheet.bsky.social (sharing with permission) Fwiw we see a similar trend across all communities, not just sports. Real people, real conversations.

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Light work

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

The look I get when I have been working at the desk way too many hours

The natural

Low blow taking Jane Goodall from us at this point, universe. :(

Very bad and accurate couple of days for New York Sports. Long Island behaved like Long Island at the Ryder Cup. Mets historically embarrassed themselves. 0-3 Jets play at prime time. Showcasing dysfunction.

Understand if the Mets fire the manager, but this one was on the players. 0-70 in games where they trailed after 7 innings. No heart.

every word of "3030" by deltron 3030 has come true

Best part about being a Mets fan is that you already have a clown for the kids birthday parties

I don't think you realize how locked in we are in this household

It can only good happen

My takeaway from all of this *gestures tiredly* is that if the unthinkable is not made impossible it becomes inevitable.

as someone who is a hater, i accept and welcome the fact that i have haters. what is good for the goose, etc. in fact, i think people in this business should be more open about their hating. if we think our words matter, then we should feel some kind of way about people who do bad work.

Reading another history of textiles and we are only in the 1300s and have THREE instances of kings interfering in free trade to prove local superiority (it doesn’t go well). Not that I expect anyone making decisions rn to pick up a book but can someone talk to them about the early 1300s wool trade 😭

Maybe social media was a bad idea.

maybe the biggest lesson here is that some level of fluency in internet culture is essential to a full understanding of where we are today and anyone waving it away with “online is not real life” has lost the plot. we all spend our lives with our phones in our hands and you ignore that at your peril

Waiting for all of corporate media to do the Myspace thing after it was acquired

Dolphins head coach should add a gold chain after every loss.

Beautiful throw (and pass pro) on that Justin Fields TD. Jets!!!

The Jets are so back! *Derogatory*

Complaining is lowk so fun when you don't got a bitch in your ear suggesting solutions

One of the most important graphics right here👇🏼