pulling out a string of anal beads that slowly but surely becomes a string of knotted handkerchiefs

painting is hard and digital painting doubly so

$249 more and I’ll stop being so annoying about this for a long time lol 😝

i'm gonna rob a stagecoach

pulling out a string of anal beads that slowly but surely becomes a string of knotted handkerchiefs

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

got an old and very annoying song stuck in my head. what if i took a second just to spit some quick facts

This is a judgment free zone. If you need to break into a liquor store and pass out in the bathroom because you’re a raccoon who’s having a hard time, that’s ok. It’s called self care

NANCY - - - DO YA STILL THINK DIS JACKET IS TOO LOUD

concept: fujo cumtown fan who just got into the podcast bc she ships nick and adam

gig economy's been weird lately

gig economy's been weird lately

pronouns sim/simma (who got the keys to my beamer?)

Woke Renaissance 😈

i see you are mad at me online. i raise you closing the app and play video games instead

Baby Doom!

BABA YAGA: who dares stand before my hut?? ME: hey can you turn this guy into a cat for me? BY: huh? why? ME: i hate him. engineer up the road says he's got a machine that can launch him into space. he'll spin forever as a cat BY: what's in it for me? GUY: please no! i have kids! ME: his kids

EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT Not so clumsy, nor so random - As a blaster - in its rage More elegant - the weapon More civilized - the age

cigarettes should be free if you're visibly weeping when you walk into the gas station

anyway i'm cute

cigarettes should be free if you're visibly weeping when you walk into the gas station

Same Bat time, Same Bat Channel! #batman #dccomics #digitalart #throwbatthursday

the poker npcs in red dead redemption 2:

me, entering your mentions unannounced: SCROMITING?

you mean you're not a clumsy boymoder femboy twink? can't believe i hooked up with a chick

Using the robots to generate erotic content was always the end goal for ChatGPT, huh?

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

kim please wear the piss jacket we have to match

you've heard of pyramid head, now get ready for slut head

a bewitching beauty seduces me by yelling into my ears in a loud voice literally everyone can hear. yura kano

goody skimbleshanks? the railway cat? the cat of the railway train?

cheering myself up about my broken leg by listening to the gnarliest animorphs transformations like some sort of fucked up asmr

it's incredibly fun to do this if you're 5'1" and have a lot of aura. make them get flustered and look down at you

That's a perfectly cromulent vagina you got right there girl 👀

Google doc is the lower class form of spread sheets. Spread sheets is the perverts term for marital bed.

i don't know that i've ever masturbated deluxe edition, nor would i know where to start

they keep putting too much month at the end of my money

the Ur-Blowjob. the Platonic ideal. the blowjob upon which all others are modeled

need i remind a wise man like you that hunger can be sated with food?

Animorphs taught me ecoterrorism and bodily autonomy

inexplicably, seeing this provoked the intense feeling of "that's me irl"

i put on my robe and wizard hat

me feratu te feratu se feratu nos feratu os feratu (castellano) les fetatu

in a size kink non-monogamous relationship,, call that a poly pocketcule

appearing briefly on this app to lament that i don't have anybody to discuss weird british poetry with. Childe Roland To The Dark Tower Came is so fucked up but it would take like half an hour to explain all the reasons why

la tristesse durera toujours

high risk (i have BPD) high reward (i have BPD)

i don't know what the hell cameron winter is talking about but im vibing with it

till the conga line behind me is a thousand chickens long like brian jones, i was born to swim towards a month ago, toward the rolling stones toward me and you, swimming alone