EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT Not so clumsy, nor so random - As a blaster - in its rage More elegant - the weapon More civilized - the age

cigarettes should be free if you're visibly weeping when you walk into the gas station

anyway i'm cute

cigarettes should be free if you're visibly weeping when you walk into the gas station

Same Bat time, Same Bat Channel! #batman #dccomics #digitalart #throwbatthursday

the poker npcs in red dead redemption 2:

me, entering your mentions unannounced: SCROMITING?

you mean you're not a clumsy boymoder femboy twink? can't believe i hooked up with a chick

Using the robots to generate erotic content was always the end goal for ChatGPT, huh?

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

kim please wear the piss jacket we have to match

you've heard of pyramid head, now get ready for slut head

a bewitching beauty seduces me by yelling into my ears in a loud voice literally everyone can hear. yura kano

goody skimbleshanks? the railway cat? the cat of the railway train?

cheering myself up about my broken leg by listening to the gnarliest animorphs transformations like some sort of fucked up asmr

it's incredibly fun to do this if you're 5'1" and have a lot of aura. make them get flustered and look down at you

That's a perfectly cromulent vagina you got right there girl 👀

Google doc is the lower class form of spread sheets. Spread sheets is the perverts term for marital bed.

i don't know that i've ever masturbated deluxe edition, nor would i know where to start

they keep putting too much month at the end of my money

the Ur-Blowjob. the Platonic ideal. the blowjob upon which all others are modeled

need i remind a wise man like you that hunger can be sated with food?

Animorphs taught me ecoterrorism and bodily autonomy

inexplicably, seeing this provoked the intense feeling of "that's me irl"

i put on my robe and wizard hat

me feratu te feratu se feratu nos feratu os feratu (castellano) les fetatu

in a size kink non-monogamous relationship,, call that a poly pocketcule

appearing briefly on this app to lament that i don't have anybody to discuss weird british poetry with. Childe Roland To The Dark Tower Came is so fucked up but it would take like half an hour to explain all the reasons why

la tristesse durera toujours

high risk (i have BPD) high reward (i have BPD)

i don't know what the hell cameron winter is talking about but im vibing with it

till the conga line behind me is a thousand chickens long like brian jones, i was born to swim towards a month ago, toward the rolling stones toward me and you, swimming alone

not even one of you recommended a song

got my heart broken. anyone got a good song or album or whatever for being sad to?

You know what they say, eat stupid pussy, give stupid orgasms

wheel of meat

so broke i can't afford to hire a moth to fly out of my empty wallets

🎵 i want my MTV 🎶

need i remind a wise man like you that hunger can be sated with food?

Today a woman stopped me outside the elevator and told me to "spread love and butter equally" and then ran off and I think I have a new philosophy now.

i need to get gas to get to plasma donation tomorrow and then to work on monday does anyone have $5-10 to spare? i know money is tight everywhere right now

i need to get gas to get to plasma donation tomorrow and then to work on monday does anyone have $5-10 to spare? i know money is tight everywhere right now

sung to the tune of Springtime For Hitler

on the other hand would it be weird to ask my landlord to drive me home from my plasma donation appointment given that she's getting whatever money comes out of me anyway

yeah i'm vastly overweight for my height but on the bright side i can donate plasma pretty easily now

i regret to inform you all that rachel is still best girl, especially when she's best elephant

under communism the Meat Jar will be communal property

i just think "janitor for a mobile/dynamic porn set" is probably a really interesting job. does the guest talent talk to them? are there stars who are super messy? like, if you're the dude who mops the BangBus™️, do you heave a sigh when a star known for squirting shows up for a shoot?

If more kids knew about Contact Mike, we wouldn't be in this mess.