I’m hydrating too close to the sun (drinking 3 glasses of water before bedtime)

One time we did legally distinct Buffy and another time we did underground civilization accidentally awakening an eldritch being and another time we did fantasy-ass mysterious woods this game can do it all!!!!

Big news! Today I am proud to launch my FIRST table top role playing game on itch!! I look forward to hearing about your monsters 👹 ch00beh.itch.io/menagerie-es...

I have a new #TTRPG out today! It's a Descended from the Queen game about how portal fantasy messes you up! I think it's real neat, and you should play it! Justice for Susan Pevensie FOREVER 😤 jen-adcock15.itch.io/leaving-avalon

i am a video game definition radicalist. if it has video and interactivity it is a video game. pausing a movie is a video game

People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

saw an 8 year old on a scooter scoot up to two other 8 year olds kicking rocks at each other and go “heya buttholes”

threw together a super simple habit tracker because all the other ones are too complicated github.com/jmaliksi/pun...

graphic design is my passion

We all see it don't we?

by order of the guild you are authorized to have a little snack

The Earth is 75% water and that water is uncarbonated. So technically the Earth is flat

Ask Jeeves (1999)

We all know what day it is...

If you’re protesting this weekend, know your rights.

Things are grim, but what matters is helping each other. I’m going to suggest the Hawai’i Food Bank: 1 in 3 households in Hawai’i are food insecure, iirc, and HFB is getting hit with the federal funding freeze. If you can help, consider doing so.

This is the sustainable microtransit we could have if our politicians weren't cowards

Oh neat, March 28 is national "Smash Your Amazon Echo Devices With A Hammer" day.

ahhh got the b&w cover art for my game and it looks so good! Art by Rose Peng (linktr.ee/ouroborose) #ttrpg #gamedev

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

ahhh got the b&w cover art for my game and it looks so good! Art by Rose Peng (linktr.ee/ouroborose) #ttrpg #gamedev

Only takes 23 Senate Democrats to remove Chuck Schumer from leadership and replace him with someone willing to fight

If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery

If Tesla's stock drops far enough, the bank loans Elon took out to buy Twitter lose their collateral and get called back immediately. Which is why Elon is panicking, Trump is panicking, and their shadow backers are all panicking.

UPDATE: Called all my NY reps - national and state, as well as my city councilperson, to ask them to speak out for and fight for the release of Mahmoud Khalil. Here's a quick script if you need one and want to make calls yourself. You can find your reps here: reps.fyi

My favorite genres are: 5. Lady with a cool sword 4. Fantasy heist 3. Kill god and/or capitalism with a gun 2. Thinly veiled commentary, in space 1. The ball must be thrown

As a New Yorker, I just called Senator Gillibrand's office to demand she defend all of our civil rights by fighting for Mahmoud Khalil. I called Schumer's office, too, but they're not taking messages over the weekend. Will call in the morning. Find your reps here: reps.fyi #DidThisToday

oh the monster that got thrown into the arena for sport? that’s definitely a different monster that, uh, volunteered

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

I’m really enjoying Avowed so far. I would say my favourite part is the ability to shoot a wizard in the head with a rifle from 250 feet away.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

zero safety in silence

Hey, New Yorkers. PLEASE register as a Democrat TODAY if you're eligible so we can kick this terrible, terrible mayor out in the primary in June. www.thecity.nyc/2025/01/29/s...

Boggles my mind that FETTERMAN has said he's voting against RFK Jr. while GILLIBRAND hasn't. Please consider calling Gillibrand today about this if you have a minute, fellow New Yorkers. www.gillibrand.senate.gov/contact/

this card is cute

Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man

Just called my NYC City Council person, my NY state rep, and my NY state senator to ask them to state publicly that New York will NOT respect or enforce Trump's anti-trans and anti-history executive order. Highly recommend you call your LOCAL officials to make the same demand. #DidThisToday

lord help me I’m thinkin’ ‘bout a bean hole

if you've noticed a lot of chocolate on the main page of wikipedia it's because 6 mo ago one random person started cranking out a tooooon of amazing overhauls to chocolate articles and now the quality of chocolate content has literally never been better. thank you chocolate hero whoever you are

wanna feel old? you have enough years of experience to qualify for that entry level job posting now

half the time i see ao3 i read it as age of 3mpires

Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.

We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once

wait till people learn everyone has their own neural net they can train with whatever they want and get it to output the weirdest most personalized shit imaginable

me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

technology has to be in service of improving people’s lives. that is critical to creating something of actual value that will gain wider adoption. if you aren’t interested in making life better for people, then you should not be building technology.

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