One time we did legally distinct Buffy and another time we did underground civilization accidentally awakening an eldritch being and another time we did fantasy-ass mysterious woods this game can do it all!!!!

Microwaveable heating pad is my best friend Repost if microwaveable heating pad is your best friend too

Thank you for making this, I'm starting a collection of these.

Period cramps are so rude. Like ok uterus we get it, it's all about you rn 🙄 she's so dramatic

It's so endearing to me when people in your life spell like, minor words differently than you Like yeah / yea / ya or okay / okie / ok / kk But my favorite is how my best friend spells yay, it's so cute to me and I die every time!!! We are all unique and whimsical creatures!!!

it's actually so important to get butter all over the ceiling of your microwave every time you melt it it's enrichment for them

well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me

To me, being a woman is about making a small pile of your trinkets and fake eyelashes at the end of a night out

the chiefs are possibly the most annoying football team i've ever seen. i love them

Does anyone else feel unduly proud when you put something out on the curb and it's gone super quickly? Like wow....my trash is good, people want it 😌 I got a new desk chair so I put my old one outside, and oddly enough there were 2 other chairs already out there but guess which got taken first!!!

In a hell of my own creation (have to pee, just painted my nails)

Got a cold for Christmas 😔 took some medicine at my parents' house yesterday and it made me feel kind of insane but I thought "oh yeah DayQuil and the like always make me feel a little unhinged" However, I looked at the box today and maybe there's another reason

Who named New York Penn and Newark Penn and more importantly why

It's a beautiful sunny morning so I grabbed some breakfast and coffee and went to sit in the park. This older couple come up to me and are super polite and are like, excuse me miss, we just wanted to say you are, quote "super fly". I'm (briefly) genuinely touched and then they ask for money lol

The House has lost the Mandate of Kevin

5 hours of meetings from 10am til 3:30pm. My brain is leaking out my ears.

rise and grind

cheeto puffs satisfy the primal urge to eat floral foam, but cheesey

are nachos a corn salad

if i'm gonna be Online i might as well be here