5600 tampons isn’t even that many. that’d last a lady astronaut like a week in space

describe your bluesky account in a single image

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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

Gay Sailor United States, Census, 1900

I intend to be a Freak for the rest of my life

i need to share with yall what my partner painted for me for Xmas lmao

there are a bunch of accounts pushing this scam btw

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

currently visiting the Bloodborne part of France

when I do a silly bit on the moving walkway for my unimpressed wife

I do not fear the Menswear Guy. what's he going to tell me about myself that I am not already acutely aware of. "you dress like you don't respect yourself" good eye ace

Zero

sure you can think you had a good christmas but did you have a “r/dragonsfuckingcars poster getting more dragons and cars” Christmas

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

twitter users be like

DISGUSTING! VILE! REPUGNANT! I can't believe he just came back from west africa and called folgers "REAL COFFEE"

Might actually be my favorite movie

Thirsty Dog!/Thirsty Cat! (1994-1994): Liters of lightly carbonated bottled water made specifically for pets, containing vitamins and flavorings ("crispy beef" for dogs, and "tangy fish" for cats), but FDA approved for humans consumption, and even certified kosher.

Wife got me a Cybertruck for Christmas and it already stopped working

And thus is gone #ffxiv

sticker idea #ffxiv #ffxivart

And Tiny Sim, who DID die

Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting

🇨🇦 The e-Petition to stop Alberta & Saskatchewan from using the Notwithstanding Clause to block trans rights is live and already at 17k+ signatures! If you’re Canadian, PLEASE add your voice & share www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... #TransRights

Merry Chrysler and Happy Honda Days! Today we celebrate the birth of our Ford and saviour, Jeepus

right wingers in 2026

Beano #597, December 26, 1953

twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..

Beano #351, December 25, 1948

LIVESHOWS POSTING ALL DAY EXCEPT SOMERVILLE 2 BECAUSE WE FORGOT TO UPLOAD IT MERRY CRIMBO

okay I’m sorry but lv 1 getting murdered on christmas is objectively the funniest way they could have done it

When you get your deer boyfriend seasonal accessories

props to this christmas lad I’ve just spotted on @flightradar24.com

No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice

Standing in the shadow of a giant

folks i went to the post office in the days leading up to the holiday and had to park out by the restaurant and there was a big red CLOSED sign in the window. their website is a blank page and reviews are complaining of doordash orders being taken but not made or delivered (since, y'know, closed)

oh boy oh boy I can't wait to hear those helicopdeers

if you think bluesky is boring you're clearly not following enough weird fetish artists. my timeline is never boring

O holy night

DO NOT SQUANDER!! #ART

time for the only holiday tradition that matters